Home-Based Casino Dealt In Nudity, High Stakes

MSNBC and WCAU TV ^ | February 27, 2008

[Eric Blair 2084]

Police said Tuesday they raided a home where they said much more than strip poker was being played. Police said a man turned a poker game with neighborhood residents into his business, with thousands of dollars on the table, high-priced buy-ins, credit card machines and occasionally, nudity.

[Eric Blair 2084]

I know the rules....pictures. Here they are:

[Eric Blair 2084]

Ping. Only the STATE can authorize gambling through casinos, lotteries.

[A_Former_Democrat]

Boy, it’s always the lookers, isn’t it?

[GQuagmire]

Guilty!

[antiRepublicrat]

Guv doesn’t like gambling unless it gets its cut.

[sinanju]

Don’t worry, he’ll get to play himself in the movie version.

This just begs for a script treatment.

He’s not bad-looking but we’ll need Charlize Theron to play the missus.

[Perdogg]

37??? she looks older than that. What goes on in the Commonwealth of PA?

[sinanju]

More accurately only the state is allowed to deal in sin. Not just lotteries and casinos but booze (certain states) and tobacco.

Then there are the licensed cathouses of Nevada...

[Perdogg]

She’s probaly really skinny and has boobies all the way down to her navel.

[Eric Blair 2084]

[GQuagmire]

Thanks for the visual. Now if you’ll excuse me,I’m going to go throw up.

[Eric Blair 2084]

[Eric Blair 2084]

[GQuagmire]

Now if she was dealing topless,the jury reverses the verdict.

[Eric Blair 2084]

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[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

After a long investigation, police said they figured out why the house was so popular:

"On occasion, she was also a dealer and she would deal topless, as well as basically serve liquor," said Middletown Police Chief Hank Tobin.

Slendid police work there, Chief Tobin!

[smug]

What, the state wasn’t getting their cut? Hope she wasn’t the nudity, that could have caused the patrons to call the cops.

[Secret Agent Man]

I think you’d need a drink if she was dealing topless.

[callisto]

The table is open for comments.....but if she's dealing topless I hope there's a bar next door

[Grizzled Bear]

I’m gonna go out on a limb and suggest “Meth” was involved.

Where’s that bar...

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[Eric Blair 2084]

They’re the same age. Men age better than women.

[Eric Blair 2084]

It could be worse. Would you play at a casino where this woman was dealing topless? I'll offer you odds that were better than the house vig.

[TigersEye]

Yep. The state of CO owns all the gambling. All those Lotto games plus Central City, Blackhawk and one other town are designated to have casinos. Just coincidentally those are the only places left in CO where you can smoke tobacco in a private business establishment. If you’re looking for vice the gooberment has it.

[callisto]

Based on those mug shots, something was involved.

Middletown, DE...and mother was a stripper....no surprise on that one!

"People would try to get out in the morning, get out of their driveway," said a neighbor. "They'd come home at night and they couldn't park on their own street. They'd have to park a block away."

Police said they have the list of all the people who played poker at the house. Some neighborhood residents were on the list...

You think the $$ saved on travel and gas is enough to bail 'em out? LOL

[Eric Blair 2084]

You can smoke all you want as long as you are losing your money to the state while playing craps.

If Joe’s Bar and Grill goes out of business when the state forces him to ban smokers, and he loses his life savings who gives a shit?

[DeLaine]

She went topless?? YUUUUUUCK

[callisto]

We had a popular Italian restaraunt that went smoke-free last year and in one month they were out of business. It seems all their clientele were smokers and went elsewhere.

[traviskicks]

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[Eric Blair 2084]

[Eric Blair 2084]

Sometimes people prefer a non smoking restaurant. It should have been up to the private property owner.

[TigersEye]

That is exactly right. And the nico-nazis dutifully write and publish propaganda saying the bans haven’t hurt any businesses in spite of reports from liquor distributors that orders from those bars are way down. In spite of doors closing. Basically in spite of all objective evidence.

[traviskicks]

lol, you have some good pics on this thread. :)

[Eric Blair 2084]

Back to the subject of the thread, gambling in your own home has to be banned.

Second Hand Poker chips is a killer.

[Eric Blair 2084]

Get your stinkin paws off my poker chips you damn dirty ape.

[TigersEye]

Back to the subject of the thread, gambling in your own home has to be banned.

And nudity!

[Eric Blair 2084]

Yep, forgot about that.

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the ping!

[traviskicks]

heh heh.. you know the pic in post 30 with a little work would make a great centerpiece type pic for the libertarian ping list.

[Still Thinking]

Guilty!

[Lizavetta]

He’s not bad-looking

Put down the crack pipe. He is quite bad looking. Really.

[fnord]

poker ping of a different sort

[PennsylvaniaMom]

ewwww...I could make a snarky remark about her being from the eastern part of the state (I’m safe...from SWPA) but I would rather just say, ‘what the hell were they thinking?’

[smug]

If you’re looking for vice the gooberment has it.

Got ya beat, Indiana has a state run w hore house, It's called the State Capital Building.

[ninonitti]

What goes on in the Commonwealth of PA

Stays in the Commonwealth of PA?

[Still Thinking]

Yeah, one of those dual use establishments. Liquor in the front, and poker in the rear.

[Bender2]

Eric, what was... that casino's address again?

[Eric Blair 2084]

Poker? I don’t even know her.

[Still Thinking]

Focus? Bofus?