Would You Make A Good Human Shield? (Self Survey)

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[DogByte6RER]

Would You Make A Good Human Shield?

Sacrifice is essential to any victory. If you're useless in combat, you might consider using your body as a shield to protect others. This quiz will test how effective your body would be shielding both modern and ancient weaponry.

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To take this self survey, click onto the link provided...

[DogByte6RER]

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."

George S. Patton

[DogByte6RER]

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[DogByte6RER]

I say we should volunteer the people of Berkeley and San Francisco for this call to duty as huamn shields.

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[irishtenor]

85% effective, but hey, it’s more muscle than fat, trust me :>)

[Salamander]

‘Congratulations! Your body is 42% effective as a human shield.’

The good news, however, is that I have a 56% chance of surviving a zombie attack.

[which is probably directly related to the ‘human shield’ inadequacy problem].....;]

[Reaganesque]

56%

Pffft! I'd make a lousy shield. I'm allergic to death.

[Slings and Arrows]

"Look, Your Highness, it's not that we're afraid, far from it. It's just that we've got this thing about death...it's not us."
--Barf, Spaceballs

[Hyzenthlay]

My body would be 15% effective... considering that I’ve never met any adult that weighs less than me and does not have an eating disorder, I’m not surprised at all.

[Tainan]

91%

But I do tend to shoot back.

[MotleyGirl70]

I'd make a horrible human shield.

27%

[Lady Jag]

Is it good or bad if you’ve never broken a bone?

[heartwood]

33%. I don’t think girls make good human shields.

[MotleyGirl70]

I don’t think girls make good human shields.

Lol.

I love this question:

Do you have any experience playing high-impact sports, such as american football or rugby?

[heartwood]

When you’re small, any impact is high impact (if you’ve ever leapt for a frisbee while playing ultimate and found yourself a considerable distance away on the ground, with the guy who caught the Frisbee asking if you’re OK, you know what I mean.)

[archy]

I don’t think girls make good human shields.

They do if they wear body armor and take hostages first.