Caption Hillary in Amana, Iowa (target-rich environment)

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[redstates4ever]

Hillary in Iowa *MEGA caption ping*

[bray]

Empty Pantsuit

[trisham]

She’s too animated. It’s not natural.

[Long Island Pete]

This is the big one Elizabeth. I'm coming to join ya.

[boxerblues]

These remind me of all the unflattering photos of Kerry, ole hill is looking mighty haggard in so many photos lately

[Long Island Pete]

[theDentist]

"When I was on stage and that gang began to ask me about undocumented workers getting licenses, I thought in the traditional way you Idahoans think 'Feh!'. That's right! 'Feh', my record and position therein is clear. I fully agree with those who would take steps to allow licensing as defined in the New York laws provided new legal clauses would be allowed to clarify the process of legally licensed drivers and allowances of such drivers while disallowing illegal driving of workers, documented or otherwise, in the eyes of the laws and the state while still allowing the opportunity to drive legally unless the documentation status was unquestioningly disallowed in collusion with said clauses therein. So 'Feh'! And you Nebraskan Hoosiers know it. So that's what I told them, and that's what my husband told them. And when they dare question ME, they're also questioning YOUR positions. So let's tell 'em all, We gators bite!"

[OESY]

"Are you saying my poll numbers are plummeting?
Are you talking to me? The Queen of Darkness?"

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[PBRSTREETGANG]

"Did I forget my Hammer and Sickle pendant somewhere?"

[AppyPappy]

"Listen closely, you...are...a...Corn...Fed...Hick. You vote as you are told. Now sit down before I have you arrested. "

[COUNTrecount]

LOL !!!!

[PBRSTREETGANG]

("Hmmm, I think it's time to get more botulism injected into my face.")

[OESY]

Either Hillary forgot that the singing of the National Anthem
had ended or she spotted some photographers nearby.

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[COUNTrecount]

You'll be dead soon but thanks for voting for me three times.

[OESY]

Courage, in the Face of Disaster--ours!

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[TomGuy]

"Li'l ole Me.
Daz be pickin' on Li'l ole Me!
Daz be mean, to Li'l ole Me.
Lodie, Lodie!"

[PBRSTREETGANG]

"Yes, this is indeed where my heart would be...if I actually had one."

[jmyrlefuller]

Hillary Clinton's mime impersonation did not go over well with the audience during a campaign stop at the Renewable Energy Group in Newton, Iowa. Said one attendee: "Ma'am, you're no Marcel Marceau, although you seem to paint yourself into a box very well." (Reuters photo, Joshua Lott)

(... and lest I neglect to mention... what Iowans consider to be "renewable energy..." is in fact little more than the inefficient "corn ethanol" scam.)

[OESY]

Hillary's speech in New York didn't meet expectations:

"Oy, gevalt! Don't none of ya believe me?"

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