Charges dropped in sherry enema death case

Houston Chronicle ^ | Oct 3rd, 2007 | Richard Stewart

[nickcarraway]

His wife was a pain in the A—?

[mcshot]

Now I know why “port” was created as it’s vile via the proper opening.

[CholeraJoe]

I can’t begin to tell you the objects I’ve pulled out of people’s nether regions in ERs. Foot-long hot dogs, 1 pound cold cream jars, flashlights (still illuminated), rawhide dog bones, etc, etc.

[IronJack]

I used to date Sherry Enema in high school. I forget what her married name is ...

[art_rocks]

Are you the Ass Man?

[steveo]

now that’s funny I don’t care who you are.

[doctor noe]

This dude definitely had an anally retentive personality.

[Rollee]

Ooops, I did it again ... I read a disgusting story. Why do I keep doing that?

[Kozak]

Ditto. My fave was the needle nosed visegrip pliers that the guy claimed he “swallowed”.

[dangerdoc]

“One way to beat a breathalyzer.”

Don’t try this at home. The breathalyzer measures blood alcohol content regardless of how it got there.

[Fido969]

Even cheap sherry is good sherry...........

[Red Badger]

The more you drink the better it gets..........

[Calvin Locke]

I believe the group you’re looking for is “Klismaphiliacs Anonymous”.

[colorado tanker]

This rates a 10 on my Weird-$hit-o-meter.

ROTFLMAO! Maxes out my meter too!

[TASMANIANRED]

There is no way someone can shove a hose up your butt without waking up unless you are chemically impaired or complicit.

[3Lean]

Every addict has his/her enabler, some have an enemabler.

[RikaStrom]

CJ,

That’s just weird! ICK! Butt, for the stories you must be able to tell. ;-)

RS

[SuziQ]

The last line of the story said that the man did this often; he liked to get drunk this way. I guess it takes all kinds, as they say.

[tubebender]

and I’m scheduled for a colonostomy this month which is just as bad as a sherry enema in my book...

[Bobibutu]

“One way to beat a breathalyzer.”

Not so. After alcohol enters the bloodstream about 24% IIRC is expelled thru the lungs.