To: decimon
"I think Embassy Suites needs to take another look at this and review how they keep ducks safe, or use fish like most hotels would use," Shields said. Er.. no.
Instead, hotel guests should use basic guest etiquette and refrain from ripping heads off live animals.
To: pax_et_bonum
Instead, hotel guests should use basic guest etiquette and refrain from ripping heads off live animals. Darn straight.
Kill the little darlings first, then rip off their little heads.
To: pax_et_bonum; Slings and Arrows
The whole quote is even better
Tim Shields, general counsel with the Minnesota Federated Humane Societies. Shields said the incident was "unconscionable," and that having live ducks in a hotel lobby puts them at risk of being stepped on or run over by suitcases.
Especially if the suitcase is camaflaged in crocodile skin
25 posted on
09/23/2007 7:27:58 PM PDT by
grjr21
To: pax_et_bonum
hotel guests should use basic guest etiquette and refrain from ripping heads off live animalsYes, I do suppose that would be proper. titter
28 posted on
09/23/2007 9:29:44 PM PDT by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: pax_et_bonum
Instead, hotel guests should use basic guest etiquette and refrain from ripping heads off live animals.Unless they're staying at the "Ozzy Ozbourne Bed and Breakfast."
Mark
32 posted on
09/24/2007 2:27:26 AM PDT by
MarkL
(Listen, Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government)
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