Oh Great, No more Free Cocktail Hour.....
Drunk or not, that’s really sick...
He needs his head ripped off.
Afl-a-a-a-a-——
Introducing....the corporate duck protection squad! Armed with powerful weapons, these officers will patrol the lobbies of hotels everywhere, and protect innocent ducks from unwarranted assaults by drunken patrons.
“a hotel security guard and others watched, police said.”
I think the hotel should can the “guard,” also.
Er.. no.
Instead, hotel guests should use basic guest etiquette and refrain from ripping heads off live animals.
Yesterday my father asked if I wanted to choke his chicken. He has a stuffed chicken that clucks and squirms around if you squeeze it’s neck.
Dad is “unusual”. Down south I think they would call him “special”.
Local coverage.....http://www.startribune.com/462/story/1440073.html
to take another look at this and review how they keep ducks safe,
Life is never completely safe...what do you want to do, trade freedom for security and expect it to work?
Release the perp on his own recognizance, and send him to New York City as one of the official ‘greeters’ for Iranian Lil Fuehrer Ahmadinejad.
Be sure to tell Ahmadinejad that it is an American customary welcome gesture to quack like a duck when meeting average Americans for the first time.
>>>ST. PAUL, Minn. — A man was in custody Sunday after police said he ripped the head off a tame duck that lived in a hotel lobby’s ornamental pond.
Police suspect fowl play.