****THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD****

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[Lucky9teen]

Yummm....Candy.....

All work and no play is no fun. So why not have some fun with candy.

This candy straddles an odd line. Looks like a pack of candy cigarettes, and yet aerobics appear to be involved. This is from Holland, so perhaps something was lost in the translation.









This is French Canadian, eh? Made by Hershey's, who apparently decided that what the Canadians wanted to do was EAT MORE. Sounds awfully American to me....








Well, you can't say they didn't warn you before you decided to eat it.




May contain sharp objects...




From the makers of Asslis...




Yummm...good stuff

[darkwing104]

Woo hoo!

[Soaring Feather]

PING!

[Lucky9teen]

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[Soaring Feather]

WHOO HOO, hey Darkwing, how you doing??

[darkwing104]

Getting Dangerous on a rainy Friday. How are you?

[Izzy Dunne]

Here's an all-day sucker for you:
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Minnesota Toe Licker Nabbed

After mugging, creep told victim, "Now I'm going to suck your feet."

SEPTEMBER 11--Meet Carlton Davis. The Minnesota man, 26, is facing felony charges for allegedly stealing a cell phone and purse from a woman he mugged on a St. Paul street early Saturday morning. According to police, after the woman turned over her belongings, Davis announced, "Now I'm going to suck your feet." Which he did, after the 24-year-old victim removed her shoes. Davis, who fled when passersby approached, was apprehended by cops a few blocks from the crime scene. He was booked into the Ramsey County lockup, where the below mug shot was snapped.

The Smoking Gun

[Red Badger]

IB10?

[Soaring Feather]

Doing great Dangerous one!! Oh man we had a lousy week of rain and clammy weather - however yesterday was gorgeous, looks like rain today.

Always nice to see the Dangerous Duck! ;0)

[CJ Wolf]

[4yearlurker]

Maybe we can team this dimwit up with Looter Guy. If only I could photo shop!

[Soaring Feather]

Candy Candy ~ You Tube

[ErnBatavia]

Still lookin'!

[Hoodlum91]

That looks like it pinches.

[chicagopolish]

It’s Friday and Brett Favre is still the Devil.

MMMM DITKA’S CHOCOLATE COVERED PORK CHOP MMMMMMM

Go Bears

[secret garden]

Who wants candy?

[BenLurkin]

[ErnBatavia]

It’s Friday and Brett Favre is still the Devil.

Belichick be more bad. This morning's sports columnist described him as a blend between Milli Vanilli and Gaylord Perry.

[tomkow6]

Good morning, ALL!

[BenLurkin]

[Soaring Feather]

ROTFLOL! GOOD ONE!

[NCC-1701]

Just take it off. No more problems.

[CJ Wolf]

[girlscout]

I think the object is not to have it on for too long. ;-)

[Steelerfan]

Happy Friday all!!!

[genefromjersey]

My own contribution:

http://genefinneran.typepad.com/finneran_lane/2007/09/things-are-pret.html

[girlscout]

Mmmmmm ... candy

[DaveLoneRanger]

"Good morning, starshine! The earth says hello!"

[girlscout]

I think I'd have to take a pass on this one ...

[tomkow6]

Yummm....BEER!!!!

[Sonora]

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something

is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now men.... men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the devil out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

[arbooz]

[nuke rocketeer]

Litter box cake

[DaveLoneRanger]

We did that before! Crumb cake with toostie rolls. Served with a (clean) cat litter scoop. I don't think the pastor was amused!

And what candy collection would be complete without fudge?

[DaveLoneRanger]

Would you PLEASE stop posting crap like that so I can enjoy a good CLEAN laugh along with the rest of you??

[007girl]

I know a guy who’s tough but sweet

He’s so fine, he can’t be beat
He’s got everything that I desire
Sets the summer sun on fire

I want candy, I want candy

Go to see him when the sun goes down
Ain’t no finer boy in town
You’re my guy, just what the doctor ordered
So sweet, you make my mouth water

I want candy, I want candy

Candy on the beach, there’s nothing better
But I like candy when it’s wrapped in a sweater
Some day soon I’ll make you mine,
Then I’ll have candy all the time

I want candy, I want candy
I want candy, I want candy...

[lilylangtree]

A salesman was traveling through the country side, flogging insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. “Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again. I guarantee it.”

The farmer was dubious.

“Young man, I’ll make you a proposition. I’ll tie you out in my cornfield buck naked, covered with that bug spray. If there is not a single bite on you come morning, I’ll buy a whole case from you. and get everyone in the county to buy a case. We will make you rich.

The salesman was delighted. They went to the field and he stripped. The farmer sprayed him thoroughly with the bug spray and tied him to a stake. Back to the house went the farmer.

The next morning, the farmer and his family trooped out to the cornfield. Sure enough, the salesman was there, hanging in his bonds, not a single bite on him. Yet he was a total wreck! Pale, ghastly, haggard, and drawn, but not one bite on him.

The farmer was perplexed. “Son,” he said, “Now, you don’t have a bite on you but you look like hell! What the devil happened?”

The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and croaked, “Doesn’t that calf have a mother?

[girlscout]

hehehe ... I’ve made that cake. It looks disgusting but tastes great.

[the_devils_advocate_666]

Barf Bags. Gross has never been so sweet! Orange-flavored gummy and liquid candy.

[BJClinton]

Some women are like apples. Some are likes watermelons.

I think I’ll stop my analogy right there.

[the_devils_advocate_666]

Candy Blood Bags. The right "type" for candy fun any time! Watermelon-flavored liquid candy.

[girlscout]

YUCK!!!!!!!! hahahaha

[arbooz]

LOL. Your “fudge” post is your idea of “clean” fun?

[the_devils_advocate_666]

Chili Fingers Candy Bowls. Be careful when you slurp this soup! Two mixed-fruit gummy fingers float in a sea of sour strawberry-flavored faux “blood” in each of these “bowls of chili”! A favorite with kids of all ages, this tasty body part candy makes a horrifying and humorous treat for your Halloween bash or haunted house party!