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****THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD****
http://www.kissmyfloppy.com/ ^
Posted on 08/17/2007 7:53:02 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Computer Problem Report Form
1. Describe your problem: ____________________________________________________________________________________
2. Now, describe the problem accurately: ________________________________________________________________________
3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: ________________________________________________________________
4. Problem Severity: A. Minor__ B. Minor__ C. Minor__ D. Trivial__
5. Nature of the problem: A. Locked Up__ B. Frozen__ C. Hung__ D. Strange Smell__
6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__
7. Is it turned on? Yes__ No__
8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__
9. Have you made it worse? Yes__
10. Have you had "a friend" who "Knows all about computers" try to fix it for you? Yes__ No__
11. Did they make it even worse? Yes__
12. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__
13. Are you sure you've read the manual? Maybe__ No__
14. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__
15. If you read the manual, do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__
16. If 'Yes' then explain why you can't fix the problem yourself. __________________________________________________________
17. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred? ____________________________________________
l8. If you answered 'nothing' then explain why you were logged in? _______________________________________________________
l9. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__
20. Does the clock on your home VCR blink 12:00? Yes__ What's a VCR?__
21. Do you have a copy of 'PCs for Dummies'? Yes__ No__
22. Do you have any independent witnesses to the problem? Yes__ No__
23. Do you have any electronics products that DO work? Yes__ No__
24. Is there anyone else you could blame this problem on? Yes__ No__
25. Have you given the machine a good whack on the top? Yes__ No__
26. Is the machine on fire? Yes__ Not Yet__
27. Can you do something else instead of bothering me? Yes__
"What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?"
~ Marilyn Pittman
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Hobbies; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: computers; fridaysilliness; ofst
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Official Friday Silliness Thread
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posted on
08/17/2007 7:54:13 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
To: Lucky9teen
Hey!!!!
We have been waiting on you!!!
Happy Friday.
3
posted on
08/17/2007 7:55:38 AM PDT
by
Shyla
To: Lucky9teen
4
posted on
08/17/2007 7:55:39 AM PDT
by
absolootezer0
(old musicians never die- they just decompose!)
To: Lucky9teen
5
posted on
08/17/2007 7:56:15 AM PDT
by
arbooz
("Government is actually the worst failure of civilized man." H.L.Mencken)
To: Lucky9teen
Oh THANK GOD it's really, really, REALLY Friday! :-D
6
posted on
08/17/2007 7:57:10 AM PDT
by
StarCMC
(http://cannoneerno4.wordpress.com/2007/08/11/school-of-the-counterpropagandist/)
To: arbooz
7
posted on
08/17/2007 7:57:49 AM PDT
by
StarCMC
(http://cannoneerno4.wordpress.com/2007/08/11/school-of-the-counterpropagandist/)
To: StarCMC
FRIDAY!?!
8
posted on
08/17/2007 7:58:00 AM PDT
by
evets
(beer)
To: Lucky9teen
9
posted on
08/17/2007 7:58:10 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
("I shall need the clankers.")
To: Lucky9teen
10
posted on
08/17/2007 7:58:35 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Jack Bauer would just whack him!)
To: r-q-tek86
11
posted on
08/17/2007 7:58:56 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
To: Lucky9teen
12
posted on
08/17/2007 7:59:05 AM PDT
by
arbooz
("Government is actually the worst failure of civilized man." H.L.Mencken)
To: Lucky9teen
13
posted on
08/17/2007 7:59:36 AM PDT
by
StarCMC
(http://cannoneerno4.wordpress.com/2007/08/11/school-of-the-counterpropagandist/)
To: CholeraJoe
14
posted on
08/17/2007 8:00:44 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
To: StarCMC
15
posted on
08/17/2007 8:01:03 AM PDT
by
arbooz
("Government is actually the worst failure of civilized man." H.L.Mencken)
To: absolootezer0
16
posted on
08/17/2007 8:01:31 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
To: StarCMC
17
posted on
08/17/2007 8:03:05 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Jack Bauer would just whack him!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/17/2007 8:03:05 AM PDT
by
StarCMC
(http://cannoneerno4.wordpress.com/2007/08/11/school-of-the-counterpropagandist/)
To: Lucky9teen
Good morning and happy Friday!!
19
posted on
08/17/2007 8:04:03 AM PDT
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: arbooz
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posted on
08/17/2007 8:04:15 AM PDT
by
StarCMC
(http://cannoneerno4.wordpress.com/2007/08/11/school-of-the-counterpropagandist/)
To: Auntbee
21
posted on
08/17/2007 8:05:55 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Jack Bauer would just whack him!)
To: Lucky9teen
Years ago, when Wang Labs had the lion's share of the office word processing business, I used to giggle when I heard peaple say, "The Wang is down!".
I also laughed when people would ask for a 9 inch floppy.
22
posted on
08/17/2007 8:06:20 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(I voted for George Bush - not Jorge Arbusto.)
To: StarCMC
23
posted on
08/17/2007 8:06:43 AM PDT
by
arbooz
("Government is actually the worst failure of civilized man." H.L.Mencken)
To: r-q-tek86
24
posted on
08/17/2007 8:07:01 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Jack Bauer would just whack him!)
To: Lucky9teen
My favorite "looks like it came from a computer but didn't" picture...
25
posted on
08/17/2007 8:08:00 AM PDT
by
G8 Diplomat
(From my fist to Harry Reid's face)
To: Lucky9teen
26
posted on
08/17/2007 8:08:22 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(Motormouth always wins!)
To: r-q-tek86
27
posted on
08/17/2007 8:08:57 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Jack Bauer would just whack him!)
To: r-q-tek86
Haha nice one! I have a similar pic...
28
posted on
08/17/2007 8:11:15 AM PDT
by
G8 Diplomat
(From my fist to Harry Reid's face)
Comment #29 Removed by Moderator
To: Auntbee
Good Morning TO You!!! :)
30
posted on
08/17/2007 8:12:30 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
To: arbooz
31
posted on
08/17/2007 8:12:41 AM PDT
by
arbooz
("Government is actually the worst failure of civilized man." H.L.Mencken)
To: G8 Diplomat
32
posted on
08/17/2007 8:13:37 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
To: Lucky9teen
I need that computer.
Happy friday all.
To: r-q-tek86
34
posted on
08/17/2007 8:14:50 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Jack Bauer would just whack him!)
To: Lucky9teen
35
posted on
08/17/2007 8:15:32 AM PDT
by
SmithL
(si vis pacem, para bellum)
To: r-q-tek86
Be careful when traveling...
36
posted on
08/17/2007 8:15:32 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
To: najida
Hungry?
37
posted on
08/17/2007 8:16:08 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
To: Steelerfan
I like these computers...
38
posted on
08/17/2007 8:18:28 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
To: Lucky9teen
Hungry?As a matter of fact, the wife just told me to quit playin' on the 'puter and go get some donuts.
Anybody need anything while I'm out?
39
posted on
08/17/2007 8:19:45 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Jack Bauer would just whack him!)
To: r-q-tek86
I'll take one of these new keyboards...
40
posted on
08/17/2007 8:23:27 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
To: r-q-tek86
Or maybe some other snack ideas:
And something to hold the snacks...
41
posted on
08/17/2007 8:25:03 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
I like these computers... McIntosh....
43
posted on
08/17/2007 8:26:47 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: SmithL
I'm trying to get my extreme ergonomic set up going...
44
posted on
08/17/2007 8:26:51 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
To: Lucky9teen
45
posted on
08/17/2007 8:27:03 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
("I shall need the clankers.")
To: r-q-tek86
To: Lucky9teen
Or...for those who don't want to get out of bed...
47
posted on
08/17/2007 8:28:05 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
To: Lucky9teen
Please, there is no plant I cannot kill, and I have enough computer problems already.
On the other hand, beer and I get along perfectly well.
To: nuke rocketeer
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posted on
08/17/2007 8:29:05 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
To: CholeraJoe
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