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The Net | 07-30-2007 | Yahoo

Posted on 06/30/2007 11:34:35 AM PDT by FreeManWhoCan

This is an experiment to see how long it will take a freeper to mention illegals or immigration in a post that has nothing to do with illegals or immigration.


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1 posted on 06/30/2007 11:34:35 AM PDT by FreeManWhoCan
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To: FreeManWhoCan

I spose it depends on who harvests the popcorn....


2 posted on 06/30/2007 11:35:17 AM PDT by knittnmom (...surrounded by reality!)
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To: FreeManWhoCan

“mention illegals or immigration in a post that has nothing to do with illegals or immigration.”

That didn’t take long!


3 posted on 06/30/2007 11:35:40 AM PDT by jamndad5 ("I ask, sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people, except for a few public officials.")
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To: FreeManWhoCan

Popping the popcorn Americans just won’t pop.


4 posted on 06/30/2007 11:36:15 AM PDT by GOP_Raider (FReepmail me to join the FR Idaho Ping List.)
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To: FreeManWhoCan

IBTZ Yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


5 posted on 06/30/2007 11:36:16 AM PDT by vetvetdoug
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To: FreeManWhoCan

You aren’t signed in.


6 posted on 06/30/2007 11:36:21 AM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: jamndad5

01:05. Wow.


7 posted on 06/30/2007 11:36:40 AM PDT by FreeManWhoCan (An American in Miami)
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To: FreeManWhoCan

First, I think you should let us know if YOU are a citizen, a legal immigrant, or an illegal immigrant.


8 posted on 06/30/2007 11:36:57 AM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: FreeManWhoCan

Just popping the corn that Americans won’t pop?


9 posted on 06/30/2007 11:37:21 AM PDT by TommyDale (Never forget the Republicans who voted for illegal immigrant amnesty in 2007!)
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To: FreeManWhoCan

You got any yumper cables?


10 posted on 06/30/2007 11:37:46 AM PDT by DainBramage
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To: FreeManWhoCan

Not a very scientific experiment, is it?


11 posted on 06/30/2007 11:37:57 AM PDT by SaveTheChief (Chief Illiniwek (1926-2007))
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To: FreeManWhoCan

Illegals and immigration! There that didn’t take long at all.


12 posted on 06/30/2007 11:38:15 AM PDT by Temple Owl (Excelsior! Onward and upward.)
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To: FreeManWhoCan

Personally, I look to see if the jelly or popcorn was imported from China.


13 posted on 06/30/2007 11:38:18 AM PDT by GoRepGo
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To: FreeManWhoCan

What a colossal waste of bandwidth.

IBTZ


14 posted on 06/30/2007 11:38:43 AM PDT by OpusatFR
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To: FreeManWhoCan

Tommy?


15 posted on 06/30/2007 11:39:03 AM PDT by weegee (If the Fairness Doctrine is imposed on USA who will CNN news get to read the conservative rebuttal)
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To: FreeManWhoCan

“This is an experiment to see how long it will take a freeper to mention illegals or immigration in a post that has nothing to do with illegals or immigration”

How long will it take for some FReepers to understand that their meaningless running sentences don’t constitute either News or Activism? ;)


16 posted on 06/30/2007 11:39:38 AM PDT by indcons (Please call and thank Sens. Sessions, DeMint, and Vitter. They deserve our praise and gratitude.)
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To: FreeManWhoCan
01:05. Wow.

You missed the point. It was being pointed out that you mentioned them in the opening statement. See the quotation marks and recognize the words?

17 posted on 06/30/2007 11:40:02 AM PDT by Ingtar (...right wing conservatives are growing tired of crawling on bloody stumps looking for scraps - JRob)
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To: 80 Square Miles

a mooose bit my sister


18 posted on 06/30/2007 11:41:23 AM PDT by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
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To: FreeManWhoCan
If I had popcorn
or jelly, the first person
I'd call is Anna!

19 posted on 06/30/2007 11:41:34 AM PDT by theFIRMbss
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To: Mr. K

Are you series?


20 posted on 06/30/2007 11:42:09 AM PDT by indcons (Please call and thank Sens. Sessions, DeMint, and Vitter. They deserve our praise and gratitude.)
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To: FreeManWhoCan

Ha! BRILLIANT!


21 posted on 06/30/2007 11:42:31 AM PDT by Constantine XIII
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To: FreeManWhoCan

Lindsey? Is that you? or your mommy?


22 posted on 06/30/2007 11:42:44 AM PDT by HeartlandOfAmerica (The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race.)
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To: FreeManWhoCan; Admin Moderator

What a waste of bandwidth!


23 posted on 06/30/2007 11:42:52 AM PDT by Sister_T (No Amnesty for Illegal, Lawbreaking, Criminal INVADERS!)
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To: Mr. K
I hear that cheese whiz makes a good salve for moosebites.
24 posted on 06/30/2007 11:42:54 AM PDT by weegee (If the Fairness Doctrine is imposed on USA who will CNN news get to read the conservative rebuttal)
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To: FreeManWhoCan

When you drop a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in a restaurant, it will always land jelly side down and often get cleaned up by an illegal immigrant.


25 posted on 06/30/2007 11:42:57 AM PDT by nhoward14
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To: FreeManWhoCan

You’re one of them cultic Mormons ain’t ya?


26 posted on 06/30/2007 11:43:05 AM PDT by ZGuy (Democrats : Corrupt or deceived. There are no other options.)
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To: FreeManWhoCan

Ron Paul !!!


27 posted on 06/30/2007 11:43:06 AM PDT by Unruly Human
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To: Mr. K

oooohhh, moose bites can be pretty nasty!


28 posted on 06/30/2007 11:43:19 AM PDT by Constantine XIII
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To: FreeManWhoCan

The fewer illegal immigrants the more Jelly and Popcorn for citizens.

Jelly and Popcorn...an American birthright.


29 posted on 06/30/2007 11:43:48 AM PDT by HardStarboard (Take No Prisoners - We're Out of Qurans)
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To: Unruly Human

LOL


30 posted on 06/30/2007 11:43:57 AM PDT by Constantine XIII
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To: HardStarboard

What kind of jelly goes good on popcorn?


31 posted on 06/30/2007 11:44:36 AM PDT by weegee (If the Fairness Doctrine is imposed on USA who will CNN news get to read the conservative rebuttal)
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To: FreeManWhoCan

Most believe the answer to the ultimate question is 42 but a close reading yields a value of 38 bacause the text clearly reads Forty-two.


32 posted on 06/30/2007 11:44:55 AM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. +12 . Happiness is a down sleeping bag)
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To: FreeManWhoCan

33 posted on 06/30/2007 11:45:02 AM PDT by StephenTX (The Sacred Order of the Perpetually Offended)
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To: FreeManWhoCan
Jello & Popcorn?


34 posted on 06/30/2007 11:45:07 AM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (I buy gas for my SUV with the Carbon Offsets I sell on Ebay!)
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To: FreeManWhoCan

How indignant of you. I’m shocked! Put some clothes on before you get us all banned!


35 posted on 06/30/2007 11:45:34 AM PDT by Glenn (Free Venezuela!)
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36 posted on 06/30/2007 11:45:45 AM PDT by GoRepGo
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To: FreeManWhoCan
This is an experiment to see how long it will take a freeper to mention illegals or immigration in a post that has nothing to do with illegals or immigration.

I can actually legitimately connect jelly and popcorn with illegals and immigrants. I make hot pepper jelly and many of my customers for it are hispanic immigrants, I am also growing a couple different types of corn to sell, and one of them is a "popcorn."

37 posted on 06/30/2007 11:45:51 AM PDT by Gabz (Don't tell my mom I'm a lobbyist, she thinks I'm a piano player in a whorehouse)
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To: Sister_T
>What a waste of bandwidth!

You can get showers
for your yard, now! There's no need
to be stuck inside...

38 posted on 06/30/2007 11:46:20 AM PDT by theFIRMbss
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To: HeartlandOfAmerica

LOL


39 posted on 06/30/2007 11:46:29 AM PDT by StephenTX (The Sacred Order of the Perpetually Offended)
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To: FreeManWhoCan
I'm going to amend your experiment.

Mitt Romney!

Now let's see how long it takes for someone to start bashing Mormons.

40 posted on 06/30/2007 11:47:49 AM PDT by uglybiker (relaxing in a luxuriant cloud of quality, aromatic, pre-owned tobacco essence)
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To: FreeManWhoCan

Thailand???


41 posted on 06/30/2007 11:47:50 AM PDT by BipolarBob (Yes I backed over the vampire, but I swear I didn't see it in my rear view mirror.)
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To: FreeManWhoCan

 

 

42 posted on 06/30/2007 11:48:40 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: nhoward14

lol


43 posted on 06/30/2007 11:48:51 AM PDT by F15Eagle (1Tim 1:4; Gal 1:6-10; 1Cor 2:2; Matthew 22:30; Mark 12:25; Luke 20:34-35; 2Thess 2:11; Jude 1:3)
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To: Mr. K
"She had it coming." ~Bullwinkle
44 posted on 06/30/2007 11:49:01 AM PDT by kinoxi
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To: FreeManWhoCan

Peanut Butter & Jelly Popcorn

You’ll need:
1/3 cup butter or margarine
2/3 cup granulated sugar
1/2 cup light corn syrup
2 to 3 Tbsp. thawed frozen grape juice concentrate, as desired
1 bag (3.5 oz.) JOLLY TIME® Butter•Licious® Microwave Pop Corn, popped
2/3 cup peanut butter pieces

Here’s how:
In large shallow glass baking dish, microwave butter on HIGH until melted, about 1-1/2 minutes. Stir in sugar, corn syrup and grape juice concentrate. Microwave on HIGH until mixture boils, about 3 minutes, stirring once. Microwave on HIGH 3 to 4 minutes without stirring. Stir in popped popcorn. Microwave on 75% POWER about 6 minutes, stirring every 2 minutes to coat popcorn evenly. Immediately upon removing from microwave, sprinkle peanut butter pieces over top of popcorn. Do not stir. Cool completely. Break apart and store in tightly covered container. Makes about 2 quarts.


45 posted on 06/30/2007 11:49:56 AM PDT by toomanygrasshoppers ("In technical terminology, he's a loon")
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To: toomanygrasshoppers

wow, that’s going to make quite an explosion


46 posted on 06/30/2007 11:51:13 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (God Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform, Our Heroes.)
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To: BipolarBob
Thailand



47 posted on 06/30/2007 11:51:18 AM PDT by StephenTX (The Sacred Order of the Perpetually Offended)
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To: FreeManWhoCan

Time for the kitties:

FreeManWhoCan
Since Feb 23, 2003


48 posted on 06/30/2007 11:51:58 AM PDT by PAR35
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To: ZGuy
Careful...

Just Kidding!

49 posted on 06/30/2007 11:52:09 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: FreeManWhoCan

I believe you already mentioned it, you win.


50 posted on 06/30/2007 11:52:27 AM PDT by aft_lizard (born conservative...I chose to be a republican)
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