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MORFORD: Bush Declares Self 'Mega Decider'
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 5/30/7 | Mark Morford

Posted on 05/30/2007 7:48:12 AM PDT by SmithL

New documents ensure Dubya will rule America, should calamity strike. Free balloons!

It's just one of those obscure little unreported-upon conspiracy theory-ready hunks of floating White House detritus, a couple of odd, sticky, foul-smelling documents no one really wants to touch and no one knows quite what to make of, probably means nothing, probably being misread anyway, all a bit overblown and strange and not all that important and not all that different than the way things are now.

Unless, you know, it's not. Unless the violent twinge of queasy paranoia crossed with that uncontrolled bout of colon-clenching sighing you experience is deadly accurate and your radar for all things sinister and Rovean is right on target as you read about the delightfully titled National Security Presidential Directive/NSPD 51 and the Homeland Security Presidential Directive/HSPD-20, wherein it is calmly and furtively revealed that, in essence, George W. Bush owns your sorry ass.

Or, to put it another way, it looks like the Bumbling One just gave himself ever more power. Power to control and dictate the entire government, power to really spread the gospel of happy GOP incompetence, power to command the entire wobbly American universe should some sort of epic -- or not so epic, as the case may be -- calamity strike the homeland.

It goes something like this: Should any "decapitating event" occur in America that somehow incapacitates the D.C. power structure, should "any incident, regardless of location, that results in extraordinary levels of mass casualties, damage, or disruption severely affecting the U.S. population, infrastructure, environment, economy, or government functions" take place, well then, all power and decision making would devolve to the White House, which would then attempt to orchestrate

...You know, a dictator.

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: barfalert; barkingmoonbat; concentrationcamps; morfordite; tinfoil
Morfordite Alert!

`nuf said

1 posted on 05/30/2007 7:48:13 AM PDT by SmithL
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To: SmithL

other than A.B.P. ....
Every president since Teddy Rosevelt has signed the same, or similar order.
Morford is a moron.


2 posted on 05/30/2007 7:50:39 AM PDT by xcamel (Press to Test, Release to Detonate)
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To: SmithL
It does not matter, the political ROYALS in Washington do what they want regradless of what we think. We're about due for a revolution anyway. BLOAT.
3 posted on 05/30/2007 7:54:11 AM PDT by blam
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To: SmithL

Liberal idiot.

Clinton signed much the same thing the last year of his presidency... and any president takes on much the same power in time of a massive attack on America. Of course, liberals don’t believe in evil, the War on Terror, or responsibility for anyone other than themselves, so the possibility of a nuclear attack obliterating NYC, Washington, or LA... or all three... is a non-starter for them.


4 posted on 05/30/2007 7:58:13 AM PDT by snowrip (Liberal? YOU ARE A SOCIALIST WITH NO RATIONAL ARGUMENT.)
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To: SmithL
Hey morfy.. I got an idea.. let's NOT make any contingency plans for in case of disaster and see how good that works out, ok?

You wouldn't then bad-mouth Bush for his failure to plan then, would you?

5 posted on 05/30/2007 8:03:52 AM PDT by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
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To: snowrip

Having been a CD Volunteer in my younger years, I can only laugh when I see things like this.

So many people are uneducated as to what the role of CD was, that it’s easy to scare the sheeple when someone plays loose with THE FACTS, but that is the world we live in today...


6 posted on 05/30/2007 8:07:33 AM PDT by tcrlaf (VOTE DEM! You'll Look GREAT In A Burqa!)
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To: SmithL

If Hillary’s election counts as a “catastrophic event,” I am all in favor of this legislation.


7 posted on 05/30/2007 9:13:06 AM PDT by dashing doofus (Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber)
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