[DogByte6RER]

Sorry...no pics for this one.

[GQuagmire]

Probably for the best.

[DogByte6RER]

Although...you must wonder if the shotgun was a double barrel?!?!

[Cicero]

“We are checking into the possibility that she was under the influence of a controlled substance.”

Seems possible.

Sanders, who also has gone by the last names of Patterson, Sandler, McDaniel and Rose . . . .

Or maybe she just suffers from split personality.

[Hazcat]

“We are checking into the possibility that she was under the influence of a controlled substance.”

Gee...ya think?

[FortWorthPatriot]

"Patterson, Sandler, McDaniel and Rose"

Sounds like a law firm.

[ConservativeDude]

Thank you for having no pics of the 47-year old gun-totin’ broad.....shivers

[DeFault User]

It's Friday and I guess I'm getting into the silliness zone, but I noted that the news organization listed is appealdemocrat.

a Peeled Democrat?

[jimfree]

Don’t let the suspect out of your sight.

[Thinkin' Gal]

Wayne Tierney, superintendent/principal of the East Nicolaus Joint High School District, said the lockdown was brief. “I don’t think it lasted more than seven minutes,” he said.

[Hazcat]

Sorry...no pics for this one.

That's OK. A 47 yr old druggie with 4 last names somehow doesn't sound very "nubile" ;)

[Squeako]

Police Dispatcher: “Did you say big guns or bigguns?!”

[Disambiguator]

Sanders, during her jaunt down Pacific Avenue, apparently forced cars off of the road and began heading toward the high school.

The drivers had to pull over so they could throw up.

[from occupied ga]

found that she was clad only in a pair of jean shorts,” Denney said. “We are checking into the possibility that she was under the influence of a controlled substance.”

Gee ya think?

[Slings and Arrows]

(Shotgun Wielding) Topless Woman

So that's a total of three guns.

[Flashman_at_the_charge]

(Shotgun Wielding) Topless Woman Battles Deputies

Sounds like the title of a Tarantino movie.

[David_G_Burnet]

[rod1]

I could imagine there were some serious injuries at the high school due to mass hallway collision when this all came down.

The first PA announcment:

“Don’t go outside, there is a topless woman headed toward the school.”

Followed 20 seconds later by:

“She’s older than your mother.”

[MrB]

OK, now all we need is someone in a “character” costume to go on a rampage...

let’s see... Ronald McDonald, Donald Duck...

OH, I HAVE THE PERFECT ONE!

BIG BIRD!

[lexington minuteman 1775]

FYI: This area of Sutter county is rural, not to far from Rio Linda, and the likelyhood of meth being the drug involved would be highly likely. Crop dusters work in that area all the time.
Funny story. Glad no one got hurt.

[El Gran Salseron]

"was booked into Sutter County Jail on charges of brandishing a weapon at a peace officer"Since when is a female breast considered a "weapon?"

[reagan_fanatic]

Maybe she was drying her intimates out on the clothesline and the cropduster nailed her clothes. That’d get a woman riled up, I tells ya.

[Liberty Valance]

Roger that....I'm goin' in for a closer look...

[DogByte6RER]

The closest picture I could locate was a shotgun wielding Snake...

[DogByte6RER]

Here is a pair who are armed and dangerous...

[ozzymandus]

When I saw the title, I thought maybe Paris flipped out and was refusing to go to jail.

[P8riot]

[TADSLOS]

BUSTED!