(Shotgun Wielding) Topless Woman Battles Deputies

appealdemocrat.com ^ | May 16, 2007 | Kymm Mann

[DogByte6RER]

Topless woman battles deputies

By Kymm Mann/Appeal-Democrat

May 16, 2007 - 4:53PM

East Nicolaus High School was locked down Tuesday afternoon after a bare-breasted, shotgun-toting woman reportedly took a shot at a cropduster.

Sutter County Sheriff Jim Denney said the woman, Jaymi Louise Sanders, 47, possibly from the Pleasant Grove area, was walking near Pacific Avenue about one-quarter south of Nicolaus Avenue in south Sutter County, near the school.

“We got a call about 12:15, someone reporting there was a female carrying a shotgun and waving it around in that area,” Denney said. “We also heard that she allegedly had already fired a shot – but we have not confirmed it – in the direction of a cropduster working in that area.”

Sanders, during her jaunt down Pacific Avenue, apparently forced cars off of the road and began heading toward the high school.

“(Dispatchers at the sheriff's office) notified the school, and they put everybody on lockdown,” Denney said.

He also alerted Sutter County Superintendent of Schools Jeff Holland.

Wayne Tierney, superintendent/principal of the East Nicolaus Joint High School District, said the lockdown was brief.

“I don’t think it lasted more than seven minutes,” he said.

Denney confirmed that two deputies arrived at the scene about six minutes after the first call.

“The deputies encountered the female on Pacific Avenue, just south of Nicolaus Avenue, and found that she was clad only in a pair of jean shorts,” Denney said. “We are checking into the possibility that she was under the influence of a controlled substance.”

Deputies eventually persuaded Sanders to put down the shotgun and lie on the ground, the sheriff said, but when they attempted to handcuff her, she became combative.

After being subdued with pepper spray, Sanders was put into the deputies’ vehicle. She became agitated and “remained combative even in the car, and all the way to the jail, she was yelling and fighting,” Denney said.

Sanders, who also has gone by the last names of Patterson, Sandler, McDaniel and Rose, was booked into Sutter County Jail on charges of brandishing a weapon at a peace officer, a felony, and carrying a loaded firearm on a public street in a prohibited area.

[DogByte6RER]

Sorry...no pics for this one.

[GQuagmire]

Probably for the best.

[DogByte6RER]

Although...you must wonder if the shotgun was a double barrel?!?!

[Cicero]

“We are checking into the possibility that she was under the influence of a controlled substance.”

Seems possible.

Sanders, who also has gone by the last names of Patterson, Sandler, McDaniel and Rose . . . .

Or maybe she just suffers from split personality.

[Hazcat]

“We are checking into the possibility that she was under the influence of a controlled substance.”

Gee...ya think?

[FortWorthPatriot]

"Patterson, Sandler, McDaniel and Rose"

Sounds like a law firm.

[kromike]

Yes, PLEASE, no pics. :)

[ConservativeDude]

Thank you for having no pics of the 47-year old gun-totin’ broad.....shivers

[patton]

LOL that was my thought, too.

[DeFault User]

It's Friday and I guess I'm getting into the silliness zone, but I noted that the news organization listed is appealdemocrat.

a Peeled Democrat?

[jimfree]

Don’t let the suspect out of your sight.

[Thinkin' Gal]

Wayne Tierney, superintendent/principal of the East Nicolaus Joint High School District, said the lockdown was brief. “I don’t think it lasted more than seven minutes,” he said.

[Hazcat]

Sorry...no pics for this one.

That's OK. A 47 yr old druggie with 4 last names somehow doesn't sound very "nubile" ;)

[TommyDale]

There was a shot fired. Police were able to track her down by following the silicone trail...

[L,TOWM]

“Put yer clothes back on, lady! Yer scarin’ the horses!”

[Squeako]

Police Dispatcher: “Did you say big guns or bigguns?!”

[Disambiguator]

Sanders, during her jaunt down Pacific Avenue, apparently forced cars off of the road and began heading toward the high school.

The drivers had to pull over so they could throw up.

[from occupied ga]

found that she was clad only in a pair of jean shorts,” Denney said. “We are checking into the possibility that she was under the influence of a controlled substance.”

Gee ya think?

[Slings and Arrows]

(Shotgun Wielding) Topless Woman

So that's a total of three guns.

[Flashman_at_the_charge]

(Shotgun Wielding) Topless Woman Battles Deputies

Sounds like the title of a Tarantino movie.

[Lx]

20 posts but not one picture of Helen Thomas?????

[dighton]

“We also heard that she allegedly had already fired a shot – but we have not confirmed it – in the direction of a cropduster working in that area.”

Mr. Thornhill would like to thank you for nothing, Jaymi-come-lately.

[east1234]

I’ve seen more than a few very hot 40 some year olds, besides, she’d be worth a second look just to check out the gun.

[ConservativeDude]

I’ve seen more than a few very hot 40 some year olds, besides, she’d be worth a second look just to check out the gun.”

Hey go for it! Take yer chances and get back to us, ok?

[Toskrin]

I’ve seen more than a few very hot 40 some year olds,

Yes, but how many of them were in the back seat of a police car? I think that lowers the odds quite a bit.

[Labyrinthos]

Although...you must wonder if the shotgun was a double barrel?!?!

At that age, probably an over/under.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

"Machine-gun jumblies...how'd I miss that!?!

[Toskrin]

Police Dispatcher: “Did you say big guns or bigguns?!”

[CJ Wolf]

Ok not topless, that would be a violation of FR Rules...

[David_G_Burnet]

[rod1]

I could imagine there were some serious injuries at the high school due to mass hallway collision when this all came down.

The first PA announcment:

“Don’t go outside, there is a topless woman headed toward the school.”

Followed 20 seconds later by:

“She’s older than your mother.”

[MrB]

OK, now all we need is someone in a “character” costume to go on a rampage...

let’s see... Ronald McDonald, Donald Duck...

OH, I HAVE THE PERFECT ONE!

BIG BIRD!

[lexington minuteman 1775]

FYI: This area of Sutter county is rural, not to far from Rio Linda, and the likelyhood of meth being the drug involved would be highly likely. Crop dusters work in that area all the time.
Funny story. Glad no one got hurt.

[El Gran Salseron]

"was booked into Sutter County Jail on charges of brandishing a weapon at a peace officer"Since when is a female breast considered a "weapon?"

[Larry Lucido]

Deputies eventually persuaded Sanders to put down the shotgun and lie on the ground, the sheriff said, but when they attempted to handcuff her, she became combative.

Whenever I'm handcuffing a topless chick lying on the ground with a shotgun, I like them to be a little combative.

And it's usually all over in seven minutes.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

OK - now THAT’s funny. Great Photo montage!

[HeartlandOfAmerica]

So that's a total of three guns.

Yeah, but the other two are probably .38's ;)

[reagan_fanatic]

Maybe she was drying her intimates out on the clothesline and the cropduster nailed her clothes. That’d get a woman riled up, I tells ya.

[SolidRedState]

Police Dispatcher: “Did you say big guns or bigguns?!”

First name... Emmerson

[Mr. Brightside]

Wow!

That’s what I’m talking about!

[ltc8k6]

She was just firing at a chemplane...

[Liberty Valance]

Roger that....I'm goin' in for a closer look...

[DogByte6RER]

The closest picture I could locate was a shotgun wielding Snake...

[DogByte6RER]

Here is a pair who are armed and dangerous...

[Plains Drifter]

I don’t blame her for fighting back, her tits were probably burning on the pavement!

[ozzymandus]

When I saw the title, I thought maybe Paris flipped out and was refusing to go to jail.

[reagan_fanatic]

That reminds me - I had flapjacks for breakfast this morning and they were great!

[Bigh4u2]

“Here is a pair who are armed and dangerous...”

That’s ‘two’ pair.

:0)

[Plains Drifter]

Yummers.....I mean for the flapjacks of course.

[DogByte6RER]

A pair squared?