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Hilton Urges Fans To Help Keep Her Out of Jail (astonishing online petition drive)
imdb.com news ^ | May 9, 2007

Posted on 05/09/2007 2:59:55 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued

Paris Hilton is calling on her fans to help her stay out of jail - by endorsing an online petition they can sign. The desperate socialite, who was sentenced to serve 45 days in jail last week after violating terms of her 2006 drink-driving arrest, has teamed up with a pal called Joshua to urge fans to help her. In a post on her MySpace blog, Hilton, who is also asking California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon her, writes, "My friend Joshua started this petition. Please help and sign it. I love you all!" The petition, which is addressed to Schwarzenegger, claims "the American public who support Paris are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that drunk driving is wrong. She provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives. If the late former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake as well." Hilton is due to start serving time by June 5 if her appeal fails, after being sentenced at a hearing at Los Angeles Superior Court on Friday.

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1 posted on 05/09/2007 2:59:59 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued
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To: Clintonfatigued
Is there a petition to keep Paris in jail?
2 posted on 05/09/2007 3:01:45 PM PDT by glorgau
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To: Clintonfatigued

Personally, I think that they should lock her up and lose the key.


3 posted on 05/09/2007 3:02:10 PM PDT by vetsvette (Bring Him Back)
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To: fieldmarshaldj; ExTexasRedhead; goldstategop; T.L.Sink; Diana in Wisconsin; ...

Just when you think you’ve heard it all, her petition actually claims that, “She provides hope for young people all over the US and the world.”

If I were a conspiracy theorist, I would swear that whoever wrote that is secretly working for the prosecutor.


4 posted on 05/09/2007 3:02:21 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued (If the GOP were to stop worshiping Free Trade as if it were a religion, they'd win every election)
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To: glorgau

I’d sign one to lock her up and throw away the key.


5 posted on 05/09/2007 3:02:34 PM PDT by CholeraJoe (Dyson vacuums - they suck like a drunk prom queen.)
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To: Clintonfatigued

What a world.


6 posted on 05/09/2007 3:02:52 PM PDT by Vermont Lt (I am not from Vermont. I lived there for four years and that was enough.)
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To: glorgau

Good idea.


7 posted on 05/09/2007 3:02:57 PM PDT by unkus
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To: Clintonfatigued

LOL I thought it said Hillary


8 posted on 05/09/2007 3:03:08 PM PDT by Xenophon450 ("If a man obeys the gods, they are quick to hear his prayers." - Homer)
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To: Clintonfatigued

I think the judge should tack on more time for contempt of court.


9 posted on 05/09/2007 3:03:53 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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To: Clintonfatigued

Then let her tell all the young people to stay out of jail and avoide those tasty bologna sandwiches, etc.


10 posted on 05/09/2007 3:04:48 PM PDT by unkus
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To: Clintonfatigued

Too hot for jail


11 posted on 05/09/2007 3:05:03 PM PDT by steveo (Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.)
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To: Xenophon450; Mia T; oceanview; NeoCaveman; colorado tanker; cripplecreek; Leatherneck_MT; ...

If only Hillary were to also go to jail...


12 posted on 05/09/2007 3:05:13 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued (If the GOP were to stop worshiping Free Trade as if it were a religion, they'd win every election)
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To: Clintonfatigued

I call on Congress to step in to save this young woman. Certainly they can find a way to involve themselves and have it held up by the courts through the commerce clause.


13 posted on 05/09/2007 3:05:16 PM PDT by DemEater
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To: Clintonfatigued

Life is a game of MONOPOLY to her-—”GET OUT OF JAIL CARD”


14 posted on 05/09/2007 3:05:16 PM PDT by Uncle George
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To: Clintonfatigued

I’m surprized this thread hasn’t been moved to the General/Chat forum.


15 posted on 05/09/2007 3:05:18 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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To: glorgau
"Is there a petition to keep Paris in jail?"

We need a petition to deport her back to France.

16 posted on 05/09/2007 3:05:54 PM PDT by Godebert
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To: Clintonfatigued

BOTH of Them?????????????


17 posted on 05/09/2007 3:06:01 PM PDT by Nekman (The MSM has been S.O.S for decades!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: glorgau

I don’t want to see or hear about this piece of cultural decadance whose entrance to fame was paved by a porn video.


18 posted on 05/09/2007 3:06:04 PM PDT by Leftism is Mentally Deranged
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To: Clintonfatigued

Hitlery should have been in Federal Prison a long time ago.


19 posted on 05/09/2007 3:06:13 PM PDT by unkus
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To: Clintonfatigued
"My friend Joshua started this petition. Please help and sign it. I love you all!"

Her actual post mis-spelled the word "sign", according to other articles. Maybe she can use the 45 days to brush up on basic writing skills.
20 posted on 05/09/2007 3:06:25 PM PDT by AnotherUnixGeek
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To: glorgau
"Is there a petition to keep Paris in jail?"

LOL! My feelings exactly!

21 posted on 05/09/2007 3:06:41 PM PDT by TommyDale (Taxpayer funded abortions are not a Constitutional right, Mr. Giuliani!)
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To: Clintonfatigued

Petition or not, I bet she never spends even an hour in the graybar hotel.


22 posted on 05/09/2007 3:07:14 PM PDT by Roccus (We finally consign Marxism to the dustbin of history, and it turns out it’s a recycling bin.)
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To: Clintonfatigued

Almost as astonishing as the petitioners I saw in front of Wal-Mart today demanding that the government force oil companies to lower the price of gas.


23 posted on 05/09/2007 3:07:25 PM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Clintonfatigued

My standard is what would happen to ME. If I was caught driving on a suspended license they would have carted me to jail. I’d get bail and I would have to do the time so why is she special? She should get the justice everyone else gets.


24 posted on 05/09/2007 3:07:50 PM PDT by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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To: GSWarrior

I heard a woman in a convenience store remark that now that the Dems are in control, the price of gas should be going down.


25 posted on 05/09/2007 3:08:49 PM PDT by unkus
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To: Clintonfatigued

Paris Hilton adds zero to the culture of America. She lives off her parents teet and is famous for being famous. Now she think’s she is too good to go to jail. Baloney. She will make a fortune on the movie rights to this little adventure.


26 posted on 05/09/2007 3:09:04 PM PDT by LetsRok
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To: Xenophon450
LOL I thought it said Hillary

Har - so did I. I had to rub my eyes and take a second look!!
27 posted on 05/09/2007 3:09:08 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (I have a big carbon footprint and I'm not afraid to use it.)
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To: AnotherUnixGeek; Liz; MichiganConservative; MplsSteve; SDGOP; sionnsar

“Her actual post mis-spelled the word “sign”,

Not only is reality stranger than fiction, it’s often funnier. No screenwriter would dare submit a story like this!


28 posted on 05/09/2007 3:09:15 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued (If the GOP were to stop worshiping Free Trade as if it were a religion, they'd win every election)
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To: Clintonfatigued

45 days without a martini! Wow, I’ll bet she’s terrified!


29 posted on 05/09/2007 3:09:45 PM PDT by Cementjungle
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To: Clintonfatigued

If that disgusting hitlery was president now, ms hilton would be pardoned to serve her time in the white house hot tub!!


30 posted on 05/09/2007 3:10:13 PM PDT by taillightchaser (!)
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To: LetsRok

“and is famous for being famous.”

The Zsa Zsa Gabor of the 21st. Century.


31 posted on 05/09/2007 3:10:25 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued (If the GOP were to stop worshiping Free Trade as if it were a religion, they'd win every election)
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To: Clintonfatigued

Just like all Liberals, they think the laws pertain to everyone but them.


32 posted on 05/09/2007 3:10:37 PM PDT by ExTexasRedhead
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To: Clintonfatigued

A good friend of ours daughter has had THREE DUI violations in the last few years and has NEVER gone to jail. In the last DUI she had a single car wreck and nearly killed herself. At the time of the the accident her license had been suspended. Compared to this gal, Paris’s violations were minor. Every DUI took place in CA.


33 posted on 05/09/2007 3:11:29 PM PDT by Uncle Hal
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To: Clintonfatigued

I would pay for a picture of her after 30 days in jail! What arrogance!


34 posted on 05/09/2007 3:11:42 PM PDT by freemike
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To: ExTexasRedhead; Conservative Coulter Fan

Oh, how I hope this is the topic of Ann Coulter’s next article.


35 posted on 05/09/2007 3:11:54 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued (If the GOP were to stop worshiping Free Trade as if it were a religion, they'd win every election)
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To: Clintonfatigued

I’m going to start a petition urging Big Bertha the Horny Lesbian Biker Bitch to make Ms. Hilton’s acquaintance in the slammer.


36 posted on 05/09/2007 3:12:36 PM PDT by lesser_satan (FRED THOMPSON '08)
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To: Clintonfatigued

She just seems to make a bigger jerk of herself with each step she takes. I’d prefer her to have 1000 hours of duty at a Senior Citizens home. It might shake her with some sense of realty.


37 posted on 05/09/2007 3:12:43 PM PDT by Sacajaweau ("The Cracker" will be renamed "The Crapper")
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To: Cementjungle

“45 days without a martini! Wow, I’ll bet she’s terrified!”

But I hear they make Merlot in the toilets in the slammer...


38 posted on 05/09/2007 3:13:41 PM PDT by cll (Carthage must be destroyed)
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To: Clintonfatigued
Paris, the shark has been jumped,
and your time is up!


39 posted on 05/09/2007 3:13:57 PM PDT by quark
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To: Cementjungle
>45 days without a martini! Wow, I’ll bet she’s terrified!

Thirty-one posts and
no pics
! We used to have rules!
The post-purge forum

has lost its bearing!
Sure, she's a dolt. But she's still
a durn pretty dolt!

40 posted on 05/09/2007 3:14:11 PM PDT by theFIRMbss
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To: theFIRMbss; Kuksool

That’s hot!


41 posted on 05/09/2007 3:15:03 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued (If the GOP were to stop worshiping Free Trade as if it were a religion, they'd win every election)
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To: ExTexasRedhead

Paris is going to find out that is Liberalism that creates the Ho’s she is going to meet.


42 posted on 05/09/2007 3:15:17 PM PDT by unkus
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To: Clintonfatigued

I really think that an advocacy group for the terminally stupid is way overdue and now is the time to found one.

My dog would be lost in jail and no one in his right mind would order him there, how can we treat even more helpless creatures that way?


43 posted on 05/09/2007 3:16:27 PM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: Uncle Hal; Clintonfatigued
A good friend of ours daughter has had THREE DUI violations in the last few years and has NEVER gone to jail. In the last DUI she had a single car wreck and nearly killed herself. At the time of the the accident her license had been suspended. Compared to this gal, Paris’s violations were minor. Every DUI took place in CA.

Well maybe your friend's daughter would have been better off spending some time in jail. She could have just as easily killed someone else's daughter or son rather than nearly killing herself.

44 posted on 05/09/2007 3:16:28 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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To: Clintonfatigued
Send her to Gitmo.

OUR guys will "keep an eye on her".

45 posted on 05/09/2007 3:18:21 PM PDT by jaz.357 (...diagonally parked in a parallel universe.)
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To: Sacajaweau

What do you have against old people?


46 posted on 05/09/2007 3:18:37 PM PDT by Safetgiver (Stinko De mayo, Stinko to the Commies.)
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To: unkus

*chuckle-snort*

You should have mentioned that in January, at the time of The Takeover, gas was $1.89 in many places. It’s now what, back over $3 again??


47 posted on 05/09/2007 3:19:19 PM PDT by Old Sarge (+ /_\)
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Is there a petition to keep Paris in jail?

Nothing stops you from going to the online "Free Paris" petition, and posting a message to EXTEND her stay at the Big House...


48 posted on 05/09/2007 3:20:15 PM PDT by JRios1968 (This tagline brought to you by courtesy of Happygrl)
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To: glorgau
Actually, a DJ in Omaha this morning said there is. Like 500 votes to let her outta jail and about 14k to put her in. Dunno if its true or not but there may be.

"I, like, killed 10 people. But, ya know, see all of these names that say I shouldn't go to jail for it? So you should pardon me, Guv!" < / Hilton >

What a dip. can't understand why anyone thinks shes attractive personally.

49 posted on 05/09/2007 3:20:57 PM PDT by HeartlandOfAmerica ("Global warming" and "Climate Change" are the biggest hoaxes ever perpetrated by confidence (wo)men!)
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I wouldn’t bother. Liberals just don’t get it. Or at least admit it.


50 posted on 05/09/2007 3:21:54 PM PDT by unkus
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