Doctor Dressed as Captain America Stuffs Burrito in Pants, Gropes Woman at Bar

Fox News ^ | April 25, 2007 | Todd Venezia

[Lady J USA 1981]

Doctor Dressed as Captain America Stuffs Burrito in Pants, Gropes Woman at Bar Wednesday, April 25, 2007

By Todd Venezia

A doctor in a Captain America costume went from superhero to super villain when he stuffed a burrito in his tights and groped a woman in a bar, cops said.

[bmwcyle]

Pissant?

[AngieGOP]

Is this for real? It sounds like an episode of Scrubs.

[Lazamataz]

Who can honestly say they haven’t stuffed a burrito in their pants while wearing a Captain America outfit. I know I have!

[theDentist]

“Is that a stuffed burrito in your pants or are you smuggling a small Mexican into the country?”

[HEY4QDEMS]

That title is a visual I could have done without.

[TommyDale]

I thought this was an Al Gore story.

[Mr. Lucky]

So, who are we to impose our moral standards on others?

[red-dawg]

I did once but didn’t have any luck until my friend told me it had to be in the FRONT.

[kittymyrib]

If he were a politician, he’d be going into rehab today and nothing more would be said about this little episode. Rehab is a great place to hide till the heat is off.

[Lady J USA 1981]

Maybe he was just depressed becuase they killed captain america off.

[DainBramage]

I wonder if he sour creamed in his pants?

[L,TOWM]

So I take it then that you are in favor of fighting crime by reducing the number of offenses? ;-)

[GreenAccord]

I wonder if he sour creamed in his pants?

Literally laughing out loud on that one....

[jdm]

Here he is (save for costume and burrito):

[indylindy]

Was that you, Tommy, after a few beers and the Taco Bell?

[M203M4]

So, who are we to impose our moral standards on others?

Truly sickening. Anyone with an ounce of moral fiber would have stuffed mashed potato down their pants before groping the woman. A burrito? Decadence. :)

[Cicero]

Busted.

[VeniVidiVici]

Glad to see I’m not the only one who does this

;-)

[TommyDale]

OMG! Did I forget my mask again?

[MrB]

As “liberals” are fond of [mis]quoting:

“Judge not”

[reagan_fanatic]

I did once but didn’t have any luck until my friend told me it had to be in the FRONT

LOL - that would be your Sheryl Crow costume...

[Jumpmaster]

When will the Captain America Support Group come to his defense with complaints of oppression?

[Thrownatbirth]

doctor allegedly made things worse for himself when he was caught trying to flush a marijuana joint down a toilet in the town's jail

See? I told you pot was heathy for you.

[highlander_UW]

That’s odd...I thought it was a Sandy Burger story.

[L,TOWM]

Only if he was a ‘rat. Otherwise, his obituary 4 decades from now would read:

“Dr. Bell, former CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN _________, died today in ________ at the age of ____”. Dr. Bell made headlines in 2007 for a groping incident in a bar while he was intoxicated and dresed in a costume which included a burrito stuffed into his crotch ...”

[indylindy]

We were just checkin’ out your burrito!

LOL

[llevrok]

"Doctor, that green discharge is not a good sign. Did you use protection?
What? That's guacamole? Never mind..."

[TommyDale]

;-)

[highimpact]

What kind of burrito? How big was it? Was it cooked or frozen? I hate it when reporters fail to answer the important questions.

[Mr. Lucky]

Did you use protection?

I got my knife.

[sticker]

Warped minds wonder: Just what kind of doctor is he?

[Thrownatbirth]

[Lazamataz]

The burrito in question:

My burrito is mas grande.

[Sleeping Beauty]

Dr. Raymond Adamcik has made my day.

[indylindy]

There is more than enough there to go around!

LOL

[FourPeas]

"I guess when you add liquor and superhero costumes, it creates stuff like this," tavern owner Darlene Munson told the Orlando Sentinel.

It's obvious. We need superhero costume control.

[Lazamataz]

My burrito is reserved for one particular lady's taco.

But perhaps I've shared too much.

;^)

[Xenalyte]

Best headline EVER.

[Lazamataz]

Except for the lack of monkeys, I would agree with you.

[indylindy]

I am glad to hear that you don’t think outside the perimeter of your buns.

Please, don’t share any more.

[Xenalyte]

Okay, well, there is that. Curse those absent monkeys.

[TommyDale]

"Best headline EVER."

Not much left to the imagination! The headline tells the whole story!

[Liz]

I thought this was an Al Gore story.

I thought this was a Rooty Giuliani story.

Rooty's the Taco Bell candidate. He thinks outside his buns.

[Lazamataz]

Please, don’t share any more.

I have a video.

Please, sit down. Would you like some popcorn?

[indylindy]

Please, sit down. Would you like some popcorn?

Can I just have the popcorn without the video?

[Tijeras_Slim]

Just so long as it's not this burrito.

[Lazamataz]

You can have the cop-porn.

But not the pop-corn.

[Liz]

Why a burrito, for God’s sake?

He’s a doctor-—he could have taken Extenze.

[indylindy]

Liz, if I answered that, I would get kicked off of here.

There is something sensual about a tortilla!