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You might be a Hurricane Nut if......
Storm2K ^ | Apr 21, 2006 | Jim Cantore

Posted on 03/06/2007 11:47:07 AM PST by redfish53

If the three most memorable days in your life were Hurricane Landfalls, You may be a Hurricane nut.

If you named your three daughters Katrina, Rita, and Wilma, you might be a Hurricane nut.

If you remember the Hurricane Andrew anniversary but forget your wedding aniversary, you might be a Hurricane nut.

If you're email address is you PM box on Storm2k, you might be a hurricane nut.

If when asked when the Battle of New Orleans was you reply "August 29th 2005" You might be a Hurricane nut.

If you have more posts then Cycloneye, you might a Hurricane nut.

If your asked what 440+442 is and you reply "The lowest pressure ever recorded in the western Hemisphere" You might be a Hurricane nut.

If you are in school and your teacher asks who Ivan the Terrible was and you reply "The 4th costliest Hurricane in U.S history", you might be a Hurricane nut.

If you could write a book on Tropical Storm Lee, you might be a Hurricane nut.

If you find yourself using terms like, "Central Dense Overcast" ,and "Eyewall Replacement Cycle" EVERY THREE MINUTES! Yoy might be a Hurricane Nut.

If when you get pulled over for going 74mph you say to the cop, "But I didnt know it was a Tropical Storm zone" you might be a Hurricane nut

If you break up with someone because their namesake Hurricane didnt cause enough damage, You might be a Hurricane nut.

If you wont date somebody who hasnt had a Hurricane named after them, you might be a Hurricane nut.

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KEYWORDS: storms
Kinda Funny
1 posted on 03/06/2007 11:47:09 AM PST by redfish53
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To: redfish53
It's also funny that this poster used Jim Cantore as his screen name, too.

Cantore is the guy you're hoping you don't see when a hurricane is on the way, because they always drop that SOB where they expect ground zero for the damage to be. I was a little chagrined a few years ago when I could see that he was broadcasting from about 15 miles down the road from me.

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2 posted on 03/06/2007 11:53:15 AM PST by Sax
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To: redfish53
You might be a Hurricane nut if your surfed Hurricane Rita on the Texas Coast...


South Padre Island, Texas -- Hurricane Rita

3 posted on 03/06/2007 11:54:59 AM PST by avacado
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To: Sax
I think it was that Jim Cantore.
4 posted on 03/06/2007 12:05:09 PM PST by pgkdan (Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions - G.K. Chesterton)
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To: pgkdan
I think it was that Jim Cantore.

Nah, he also posted this:

all fit me but the last one, I go to bed when I want , and if I cant make the landfall, I tape it on TWC

He's not taping it on TWC and going to bed, he'd be broadcasting it on TWC.

5 posted on 03/06/2007 12:11:43 PM PST by Sax
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To: Sax
all fit me but the last one, I go to bed when I want , and if I cant make the landfall, I tape it on TWC

Well there you go...

6 posted on 03/06/2007 12:14:26 PM PST by pgkdan (Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions - G.K. Chesterton)
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To: redfish53; NautiNurse

You might be a Hurricane Nut if......

You get pinged by NautiNurse, and you like it... A lot!


7 posted on 03/06/2007 1:30:16 PM PST by rock_lobsta (Offending liberals since 1993)
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To: redfish53

You might be a hurricane nut if you deny Cheney has "The Machine."

You might be a hurricane nut if you don't think hurricanes are good for the economy.


8 posted on 03/06/2007 1:34:29 PM PST by subterfuge (Today, Tolerance =greatest virtue;Hypocrisy=worst character defect; Discrimination =worst atrocity)
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