Freeper confesses there is no Ping List

Ping Listing | 12/24/2006 | Sodpoodle

[sodpoodle]

Sodpoodle found to have falsified Ping List credentials

[sodpoodle]

Freeper unable to notify co-conspirators in Freeper Christmas greeting caper.

[Lancey Howard]

(( ping ))

[sodpoodle]

I just wanted to send y'all Merry Christmas wishes for you and your loved ones.

But I don't have a Ping List!!!

Yes.....pathetic ain't it.

Happy New Year! Keep it clean and conservative.

sp

[fieldmarshaldj]

What's the frequency, Kenneth ?

[RushCrush]

Everyone knows the real ping list is hidden beneath a construction trailer in DC.

[cripplecreek]

((ping))

[Robert A. Cook, PE]

"Is there a problem here?", Robt asked doggedly.

[pandoraou812]

MERRY CHRISTMAS & I HOPE EVERYONE'S WISHES COME TRUE!!!!
~~~PANDORA~~~

[sodpoodle]

Yes Robert - there is!

Merry Christmas = You are a winner;)

[Delta 21]

[Lexinom]

"Yeah, I like to wear wool" replied Bill sheepishly.

[sodpoodle]

Thanks and back atcha;)

sp

[BunnySlippers]

[Fiddlstix]

Click the Graphic J

[sodpoodle]

Love you too;)

[DollyCali]

This is HUGH

[sodpoodle]

Fast Lancey;)

[sodpoodle]

Frequency?

Bet it's more often than Dan Rather's missus;)

[F.J. Mitchell]

Merry Christmas sodpoodle and all you other ping listless Freepers as well.

Maybe Santa will bring you a ping list, sod.

Duh....hey! i ain't got no ping list either.

[sodpoodle]

Next year I spend money on cards - then after that who knows?

Maybe gifts even;)

[sodpoodle]

Hey I still have a Pong in a box -think i'LL REGIFT IT;)

[Robert A. Cook, PE]

"Yeah, I like to wear wool" replied Bill sheepishly.

The new veterinarian, on seeing his first pregnant camel, was not sure how to administer the required llama'z classes.

[Past Your Eyes]

"Would you like to go camping?" Tom asked, tentatively.

[mhx]

You don't need a ping list. Everyone on FR reads all posts.

[cripplecreek]

Just don't have a cow about it.

[Highway55]

Saw a man walkin' upside down
My T.V.s on the blink
Made Galileo look like a Boy Scout
Sorry 'bout that, let it all hang out
Oh and.....Merry Christmas to you and everyone!

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

is this cereal?

[sodpoodle]

You are such a liar;)

Not that there's anything wrong with that...some of my best friends are liars.

Be my best friend, please.

sp

[CAWats]

Hey, where can I get a ping list?

[COEXERJ145]

[blam]

"Freeper unable to notify co-conspirators in Freeper Christmas greeting caper."

Not another caper.

Merry Christmas to all.

[sodpoodle]

Ask Santa - it's not too late.

BTW doesn't anyone have Christmas stuff to do on Christmas Eve?

[speedy]

"I need a pencil sharpener," Tom said bluntly.

[jazusamo]

Merry Christmas All

[LonePalm]

I thought it was kept in a hermetically sealed mayonaise jar on Funk & Wagnall's front porch.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[dcwusmc]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9Bs8vZ7qJE

[mhx]

OK, the truth is, I've been hiding the ping list.

[rawcatslyentist]

>"Everyone knows the real ping list is hidden beneath a construction trailer in DC."

But, and I want to make this clear. He did not have sexual relations with the scissors he used to destroy those documents!

[sodpoodle]

Blam, please ping Sunkenciv.

I'm a big fan of GGG but I'm listless...and lazy

sp

[LonePalm]

Oops.

Merry Christmas to you both.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[NonValueAdded]

Be series

[CAWats]

"Would you like to go camping?" Tom asked, tentatively.

"I need a pencil sharpener," Tom said bluntly.

Hey..

[sodpoodle]

J'oublie tout les mots en Francais, mais Bon Christmas.

sp

[mhx]

Umm, that would probably be a good thing. Ouch.

[Past Your Eyes]

"I sharpened the pencil with my jackknife," said Tom pointedly.

[WestVirginiaRebel]

My beeber is stuned.

[socal_parrot]

I have no idea what you're talking about, but here is a hot chick wearing an elf outfit...

[theDentist]

I'm afraid you've contacted me during non-Business hours. Please leave your name and number and I'll get back to you when I have the opportunity to cause more agonizing pain and shrieks of horror than you've ever experienced in your life. Probably Tuesday.

[WestVirginiaRebel]

"I think I've made my point," Tom sharply replied.

[speedy]

"I lost my pencil in Japan," said Tom, disoriented.