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Posh to be Cruise's alien bride
The Daily Telegraph ^
| 12-18-06
| WestVirginiaRebel
Posted on 12/19/2006 2:34:51 AM PST by WestVirginiaRebel
Ex-Spice Girl Victoria Beckham is reportedly set to star in Tom Cruise's nes Scientology film as an alien bride.
Britain's Daily Star newspaper reports that the wife of football star David Beckham has apparently been lined up to play the alien bride in The Thetan-based on the religion, which believes in alien life forms.
(Excerpt) Read more at news.com.au ...
TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: scientology; whackos
The climax of the movie is when she helps get Tom to come out of the closet after he locks himself in.
To: WestVirginiaRebel
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posted on
12/19/2006 2:36:47 AM PST
by
Dallas59
(Muslims Are Only Guests In Western Countries)
To: WestVirginiaRebel
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posted on
12/19/2006 2:54:54 AM PST
by
Dallas59
(Muslims Are Only Guests In Western Countries)
To: WestVirginiaRebel
All the studios declined to bankroll this multi-million dollar enterprise known as Scientology - disguised as "religion" for tax purposes - has some semblance of sense after all.
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posted on
12/19/2006 2:55:29 AM PST
by
AZRepublican
("The degree in which a measure is necessary can never be a test of the legal right to adopt it.")
To: WestVirginiaRebel
Already been tried on South Park.
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posted on
12/19/2006 3:05:51 AM PST
by
GOP_Proud
(How covert was Valerie Plame at the CIA? Her top-secret code name was "Valerie Plame." ...Coulter)
To: WestVirginiaRebel
Should do about as well as that blockbuster "Battlefield Earth."
To: irishjuggler
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posted on
12/19/2006 3:15:40 AM PST
by
CalvaryJohn
(What is keeping that damned asteroid?)
To: WestVirginiaRebel
The aliens are a skeleton race?
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posted on
12/19/2006 3:18:35 AM PST
by
Dahoser
(It's going to be a long and miserable two years.)
To: WestVirginiaRebel
I would say that Tom is suffering from mental illness. This picture should help Tom reach bottom.
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posted on
12/19/2006 3:27:47 AM PST
by
sgtbono2002
(The fourth estate is a fifth column.)
To: Dahoser
The aliens are a skeleton race? Maybe they're hosts to intelligent tapeworms...
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posted on
12/19/2006 3:30:07 AM PST
by
mewzilla
(Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
To: Dallas59
She appears to be wearing a windup UFO on her head.
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posted on
12/19/2006 3:57:32 AM PST
by
6SJ7
To: WestVirginiaRebel
I always remember the way South Park portrayed the Mormons... In every scene with Smith in it, they had this background song: "dumb... dumb... dumb... dumb..."
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posted on
12/19/2006 4:06:08 AM PST
by
paudio
(WoT is more important than War on Gay Marriage!)
To: paudio
Ooopss... wrong religion... South Park is the only link between them...Sorry... dumb...dumb... dumb... dumb...
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posted on
12/19/2006 4:07:49 AM PST
by
paudio
(WoT is more important than War on Gay Marriage!)
Brooke Shields was otherwise engaged...
Cruise originally hired a devil-worshiper with a lisp, but she couldn't thay Thetan...
All cast members must be 'cleared'...
The jokes just write themselves.
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posted on
12/19/2006 4:17:11 AM PST
by
D-fendr
To: sgtbono2002
This picture should help Tom reach bottom.Didn't he fire his publicist? IIRC, it's been downhill since then, unfortunately.
To: proud American in Canada
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posted on
12/19/2006 4:45:54 AM PST
by
sgtbono2002
(The fourth estate is a fifth column.)
To: WestVirginiaRebel
THE BRIDE OF THATAN!? 
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posted on
12/19/2006 5:00:21 AM PST
by
Samurai_Jack
(ride out and confront the evil!)
To: mewzilla
Maybe they're hosts to intelligent tapeworms... A SG1 ripoff?
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posted on
12/19/2006 5:28:18 AM PST
by
doc30
(Democrats are to morals what an Etch-A-Sketch is to Art.)
To: doc30
Tom Cruise is a Gou'ald? Now that I think about it, that would explain just about everything...
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posted on
12/19/2006 5:36:51 AM PST
by
GreenLanternCorps
(WHO DEY! WHO DEY! WHO DEY THINK GONNA BEAT DEM BENGALS!!!)
To: WestVirginiaRebel
"Alien"...
Well, apparently a silicone-based lifeform (at least, in part(s)...
Yes, I do know the difference between "silicone" and "silicon" -- which is more than the vast majority of journalists can claim.
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posted on
12/19/2006 6:34:28 AM PST
by
TXnMA
("Allah": Satan's current alias...)
To: AZRepublican
God invented Scientologists so that Jehovah's Witnesses would have someone to laugh at.
To: Dallas59
Pig-snout. Dessicated corpse body. Crack whore stripper bolt-ons. Dopey Romaulan tattoos (okay, they're not Romulan, but who cares).
Perfect casting.
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posted on
12/19/2006 7:03:58 AM PST
by
Wormwood
(I'm with you in Rockland)
To: Wormwood
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posted on
12/19/2006 7:05:22 AM PST
by
Dallas59
(Muslims Are Only Guests In Western Countries)
To: Dallas59
That nose is fake...Everything on that walking rawhide chew toy of is fake.
That said, was there a sale on hog snouts that day?
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posted on
12/19/2006 7:15:36 AM PST
by
Wormwood
(I'm with you in Rockland)
To: Wormwood
That reminds me, it's duckpin bowling night.
To: doc30
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posted on
12/19/2006 9:39:43 AM PST
by
mewzilla
(Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
To: WestVirginiaRebel
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posted on
12/19/2006 9:43:50 AM PST
by
Spiff
(Death before Dhimmitude)
To: Wormwood
She got that on Alpha Centauri during a night of bar hopping with the Grays.
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posted on
12/19/2006 3:46:15 PM PST
by
WestVirginiaRebel
(Common sense will do to liberalism what the atomic bomb did to Nagasaki-Rush Limbaugh)
To: Wormwood
Dopey Romaulan tattoos It's Hebrew. I believe it reads, "I am my beloved's, my beloved is mine".
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posted on
12/19/2006 3:54:06 PM PST
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(This is my tagline. There are many like it but this one is mine.)
To: Bloody Sam Roberts
It's Hebrew. I believe it reads, "I am my beloved's, my beloved is mine".But since the characters were picked for how they look (as was her other Sanskrit tattoo), she may as well pick something like Romulan next time. Or Sindarin.
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posted on
12/19/2006 4:06:59 PM PST
by
Wormwood
(I'm with you in Rockland)
To: Wormwood
But since the characters were picked for how they look... Interesting supposition. I doubt it is correct. Unless you have a source you can post that says otherwise.
In fact, it is a quote from the Bible. It is from The Song of Solomon. Solomon is speaking about his lover...and doing it rather beautifully.
"Whither is thy beloved gone, O thou fairest among women? whither is thy beloved turned aside? that we may seek him with thee.
My beloved is gone down into his garden, to the beds of spices, to feed in the gardens, and to gather lilies.
I am my beloved's, and my beloved is mine: he feedeth among the lilies.
Thou art beautiful, O my love, as Tirzah, comely as Jerusalem, terrible as an army with banners.
Turn away thine eyes from me, for they have overcome me: thy hair is as a flock of goats that appear from Gilead."
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posted on
12/19/2006 4:20:20 PM PST
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(This is my tagline. There are many like it but this one is mine.)
To: sgtbono2002
Cruise is a nut case.Yes, he is, sadly. :(
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