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How NOT to Rob a Liquor Store (HILARIOUS VIDEO!!)
Glumbert ^
| 12/6/06
Posted on 12/05/2006 11:41:30 AM PST by areafiftyone
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To: areafiftyone
I love the fact that the video shows the guy getting hit in the face with all those bottles.... twice. That was my favorite part!!!!
LOL
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posted on
12/05/2006 1:23:14 PM PST
by
diamond6
(Everyone who is for abortion has been born. Ronald Reagan)
To: areafiftyone
Laughing till I hurt. That young feller just wasn't cut out for a life of crime...
To: areafiftyone
Ah, yes, more evidence that criminals are not the brightest people on the planet.
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posted on
12/05/2006 1:49:31 PM PST
by
Tired of Taxes
(That's taxes, not Texas. I have no beef with TX. NJ has the highest property taxes in the nation.)
To: areafiftyone
This looks phony--most security cameras take 1 frame/sec, and they don't pan with the action.
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posted on
12/05/2006 1:54:58 PM PST
by
BeHoldAPaleHorse
(Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!)
To: Billthedrill
That young feller just wasn't cut out for a life of crime... LOL... Yep. Time to seriously consider a different line of work.
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posted on
12/05/2006 1:58:16 PM PST
by
Ramius
([sip])
To: areafiftyone
This is funny every time I see it.
For some reason, I get the biggest laugh when I see him trolling around the store with the shopping cart. Like a good little shopper!
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posted on
12/05/2006 1:59:20 PM PST
by
Silly
(Still being... Silly)
To: BeHoldAPaleHorse
This looks phony--most security cameras take 1 frame/sec, and they don't pan with the action.I initially thought the same thing, but where the hell would they find some fat dumbass to do those stunts on purpose?
The two falls inside the store are really really hard and painful looking. He drops straight on his head from at least 12 feet!
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posted on
12/05/2006 2:04:00 PM PST
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: dead
He drops straight on his head from at least 12 feet!After making sure there's plenty of padding underneath.
He should've bled out from that fall on the wine bottles at the end.
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posted on
12/05/2006 2:05:30 PM PST
by
BeHoldAPaleHorse
(Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!)
To: BeHoldAPaleHorse
It looked to me like a digital zoom, since when it pans or zooms the quality and resolution goes to pot, like something done afterwards by editing original recordings.
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posted on
12/05/2006 2:23:47 PM PST
by
Sax
To: dighton; areafiftyone; Larry Lucido; Billthedrill; Senator Bedfellow; martin_fierro
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posted on
12/05/2006 3:33:33 PM PST
by
aculeus
To: 75thOVI; Abathar; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; andie74; Andy'smom; Augustus McCrae; ...
To: areafiftyone
I think this video was staged.
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posted on
12/05/2006 4:44:47 PM PST
by
SamAdams76
(14 days away from outliving Billie Holiday)
To: TheMom; humblegunner
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posted on
12/05/2006 4:54:27 PM PST
by
Eaker
(You were given the choice between war & dishonor. You chose dishonor & you will have war. -Churchill)
To: TheStickman
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posted on
12/05/2006 5:36:20 PM PST
by
visualops
(artlife.us)
To: Eaker
That dude is resilient.
I'd have hurt myself on the third fall.
I never mastered landing on my back on a bed of bottles in thug school.
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posted on
12/05/2006 5:55:37 PM PST
by
humblegunner
(If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
To: areafiftyone
Cash from the machine = $350
Finding out that drop ceiling tile wont hold your fat ass = 50 experience points
Falling 12 feet onto your head...twice = 500 experience points
Free smokes while cops laugh at you and millions enjoy it worldwide = Priceless
To: areafiftyone
Oh, just damn! He had to have been drunk or really stoned.
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posted on
12/05/2006 8:06:23 PM PST
by
FreedomPoster
(Guns themselves are fairly robust; their chief enemies are rust and politicians) (NRA)
To: areafiftyone
Someone doesn't know when to say when.
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posted on
12/05/2006 8:13:05 PM PST
by
Nachoman
(Just because you're a kook doesn't mean there isn't a conspiracy.)
To: areafiftyone
Well, you can call this guy many things, but you can't call him a quitter.
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posted on
12/05/2006 10:45:01 PM PST
by
Manic_Episode
(Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
To: diamond6; Letaka
This was funny. I can't believe anyone is that stupid and walking around free. (well, he's not free now, i hope, but was then)
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posted on
12/06/2006 3:10:13 AM PST
by
Shimmer128
( My beloved is mine and I am his. Song of Solomon 2:16)
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