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How NOT to Rob a Liquor Store (HILARIOUS VIDEO!!)
Glumbert ^ | 12/6/06

Posted on 12/05/2006 11:41:30 AM PST by areafiftyone

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To: areafiftyone

I love the fact that the video shows the guy getting hit in the face with all those bottles.... twice. That was my favorite part!!!!

LOL


21 posted on 12/05/2006 1:23:14 PM PST by diamond6 (Everyone who is for abortion has been born. Ronald Reagan)
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To: areafiftyone

Laughing till I hurt. That young feller just wasn't cut out for a life of crime...


22 posted on 12/05/2006 1:33:51 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: areafiftyone

Ah, yes, more evidence that criminals are not the brightest people on the planet.


23 posted on 12/05/2006 1:49:31 PM PST by Tired of Taxes (That's taxes, not Texas. I have no beef with TX. NJ has the highest property taxes in the nation.)
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To: areafiftyone

This looks phony--most security cameras take 1 frame/sec, and they don't pan with the action.


24 posted on 12/05/2006 1:54:58 PM PST by BeHoldAPaleHorse (Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!)
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To: Billthedrill
That young feller just wasn't cut out for a life of crime...

LOL... Yep. Time to seriously consider a different line of work.

25 posted on 12/05/2006 1:58:16 PM PST by Ramius ([sip])
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To: areafiftyone

This is funny every time I see it.

For some reason, I get the biggest laugh when I see him trolling around the store with the shopping cart. Like a good little shopper!


26 posted on 12/05/2006 1:59:20 PM PST by Silly (Still being... Silly)
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To: BeHoldAPaleHorse
This looks phony--most security cameras take 1 frame/sec, and they don't pan with the action.

I initially thought the same thing, but where the hell would they find some fat dumbass to do those stunts on purpose?

The two falls inside the store are really really hard and painful looking. He drops straight on his head from at least 12 feet!

27 posted on 12/05/2006 2:04:00 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: dead
He drops straight on his head from at least 12 feet!

After making sure there's plenty of padding underneath.

He should've bled out from that fall on the wine bottles at the end.

28 posted on 12/05/2006 2:05:30 PM PST by BeHoldAPaleHorse (Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!)
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To: BeHoldAPaleHorse

It looked to me like a digital zoom, since when it pans or zooms the quality and resolution goes to pot, like something done afterwards by editing original recordings.


29 posted on 12/05/2006 2:23:47 PM PST by Sax
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To: dighton; areafiftyone; Larry Lucido; Billthedrill; Senator Bedfellow; martin_fierro

Funny!


30 posted on 12/05/2006 3:33:33 PM PST by aculeus
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31 posted on 12/05/2006 4:19:43 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: areafiftyone

I think this video was staged.


32 posted on 12/05/2006 4:44:47 PM PST by SamAdams76 (14 days away from outliving Billie Holiday)
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To: TheMom; humblegunner

Pretty funny!


33 posted on 12/05/2006 4:54:27 PM PST by Eaker (You were given the choice between war & dishonor. You chose dishonor & you will have war. -Churchill)
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stupid crook ping


34 posted on 12/05/2006 5:36:20 PM PST by visualops (artlife.us)
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To: Eaker
That dude is resilient.

I'd have hurt myself on the third fall.

I never mastered landing on my back on a bed of bottles in thug school.

35 posted on 12/05/2006 5:55:37 PM PST by humblegunner (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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To: areafiftyone
Cash from the machine = $350
Finding out that drop ceiling tile wont hold your fat ass = 50 experience points
Falling 12 feet onto your head...twice = 500 experience points

Free smokes while cops laugh at you and millions enjoy it worldwide = Priceless


36 posted on 12/05/2006 7:40:35 PM PST by SquirrelKing
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To: areafiftyone

Oh, just damn! He had to have been drunk or really stoned.


37 posted on 12/05/2006 8:06:23 PM PST by FreedomPoster (Guns themselves are fairly robust; their chief enemies are rust and politicians) (NRA)
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To: areafiftyone

Someone doesn't know when to say when.


38 posted on 12/05/2006 8:13:05 PM PST by Nachoman (Just because you're a kook doesn't mean there isn't a conspiracy.)
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To: areafiftyone

Well, you can call this guy many things, but you can't call him a quitter.


39 posted on 12/05/2006 10:45:01 PM PST by Manic_Episode (Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
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To: diamond6; Letaka

This was funny. I can't believe anyone is that stupid and walking around free. (well, he's not free now, i hope, but was then)


40 posted on 12/06/2006 3:10:13 AM PST by Shimmer128 ( My beloved is mine and I am his. Song of Solomon 2:16)
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