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It Pays to Be a Sexy Mama ... $25,000 to Be Exact
Fox News ^ | 9/25/06 | staff

Posted on 09/27/2006 1:34:54 PM PDT by pissant

Clad in everything from stripper garb to evening wear, hot moms across the country lined up in Miami Beach for a chance to compete for the title "Hottest Mom in America," the Miami Herald reported.

From the surgically "enhanced" to beauties au naturel, the group of over 200 hotties attracted the attention of passersby, with several male gawkers almost inducing a pile-up.

The foxy lady who takes home the prize will receive $25,000 for herself, a $25,000 scholarship for her children, an interview with a modeling agency and treatments with an injectable antiwrinkle gel for one year, to help her maintain her hot mom status.

(Excerpt) Read more at foxnews.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy
KEYWORDS: culturewar; hotmoms; hottie; milfs; parentsnotfriends; strippermommy
Do they need more judges?


1 posted on 09/27/2006 1:34:56 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

What's Gran doing there, in the white cotton long-sleeve shirt?


2 posted on 09/27/2006 1:36:32 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Viva Espaņa!)
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To: Xenalyte

She's got the chic in the pink go-go boots beaten, hands down. LOL


3 posted on 09/27/2006 1:37:21 PM PDT by pissant
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To: Xenalyte

Lookin' not so bad ... IMO


4 posted on 09/27/2006 1:38:26 PM PDT by knarf (Muslims kill each other ... News wall-to-wall, 24/7 .. don't touch that dial.)
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To: Xenalyte
What's Gran doing there a few years after my grandmother died we had driven past grandpas house on the way home from college one weekend - he wasn't there on a Friday night. On Sunday on the way back we stopped again, asked him where he was Friday, said he had a date with a 78 year old lady, "a young'un" he said! he was 93.
5 posted on 09/27/2006 1:39:30 PM PDT by SF Republican
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To: pissant

I don't even know WHAT to say about Chica in the pink boots there.


6 posted on 09/27/2006 1:39:36 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Viva Espaņa!)
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To: Xenalyte

sparkle wave


7 posted on 09/27/2006 1:39:57 PM PDT by stainlessbanner
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To: SF Republican

Well, see, that's cool, and good for Gramps!


8 posted on 09/27/2006 1:40:07 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Viva Espaņa!)
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To: Xenalyte

Is that Martha Stewart?


9 posted on 09/27/2006 1:40:14 PM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (Once again, raw sewage has overflowed into the arab street)
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To: Hegemony Cricket

I can't tell - I can't see the electronic ankle monitor.


10 posted on 09/27/2006 1:40:35 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Viva Espaņa!)
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To: Xenalyte

I'm speechless as well, since I'm gagging.


11 posted on 09/27/2006 1:40:59 PM PDT by pissant
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To: Xenalyte

Maybe that's why she opted for the long jeans.


12 posted on 09/27/2006 1:41:56 PM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (Once again, raw sewage has overflowed into the arab street)
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To: pissant

Oh, c'mon! Clearly she likes you. Check out how she's looking at you!


13 posted on 09/27/2006 1:41:59 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Viva Espaņa!)
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To: SF Republican

I swear I read that as "a few days after..." the first time! :-O


14 posted on 09/27/2006 1:42:08 PM PDT by mwyounce
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To: Hegemony Cricket

I can't help but notice she's the only one in the picture with her mouth closed. Maybe she didn't use her Fixodent today?


15 posted on 09/27/2006 1:42:37 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Viva Espaņa!)
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To: Xenalyte

She looks experienced at such a beckoning.


16 posted on 09/27/2006 1:43:32 PM PDT by pissant
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To: eyespysomething

Are you competing in this?


17 posted on 09/27/2006 1:44:56 PM PDT by SittinYonder (Ic ūæt gehate, ūæt ic heonon nelle fleon fotes trym, ac wille furđor gan,)
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To: Xenalyte

I think she would tell you that if you are out of Fixodent, you can substitute a little peanut butter (smooth, not crunchy) for a quick, temporary solution...


18 posted on 09/27/2006 1:45:08 PM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (Once again, raw sewage has overflowed into the arab street)
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To: pissant

Oh, yeah. I'm sorry to disappoint you, but you ain't her first time at the rodeo!


19 posted on 09/27/2006 1:45:32 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Viva Espaņa!)
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To: Hegemony Cricket

Okay, and after last night's "Nip/Tuck," the mention of peanut butter is exactly what I did NOT need. ;)


20 posted on 09/27/2006 1:46:19 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Viva Espaņa!)
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To: Hegemony Cricket; Xenalyte
"Maybe that's why she opted for the long jeans."

Easier to hide the Depends.

21 posted on 09/27/2006 1:46:25 PM PDT by TommyDale (Iran President Ahmadinejad is shorter than Tom Daschle!)
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To: TommyDale

Yeah, those would definitely show unflatteringly were she clad like (say) Chica in the pink boots.


22 posted on 09/27/2006 1:47:07 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Viva Espaņa!)
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To: pissant
"Ok Ladies! How many have heard of that Freeper Stud, Pissant?"


23 posted on 09/27/2006 1:47:32 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Xenalyte

Okay, I TiVO'd "Nip/Tuck" last night. I suppose now I need to pay close attention to any mention of peanut butter? :-)


24 posted on 09/27/2006 1:48:37 PM PDT by TommyDale (Iran President Ahmadinejad is shorter than Tom Daschle!)
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To: Xenalyte

or the first backstage at the rock concert or the bar after the pro football game, etc etc..


25 posted on 09/27/2006 1:48:42 PM PDT by pissant
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To: TexasCajun
We want Pissant!!!


26 posted on 09/27/2006 1:49:47 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

A legend! A true legend!!


27 posted on 09/27/2006 1:53:26 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: pissant

Well its good to see that men aren't the only ones that overestimate their attractiveness.

Remember, those chicks on Springer all think that they are (snap!) ALL that and a bag 'o chips!


28 posted on 09/27/2006 1:54:55 PM PDT by subterfuge (Do your part to educate a Democrat and keep on FReeping!!)
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To: TommyDale

OMG. You won't be able to miss it.


30 posted on 09/27/2006 1:59:14 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Viva Espaņa!)
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To: Xenalyte

Skippy, Jif, or Peter Pan? My wife was referring to her by her nickname on the little house on the prarie and all I could do was laugh! That epipsode was nothing but cliches, but great entertainment.


31 posted on 09/27/2006 2:10:55 PM PDT by Sax
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To: pissant

LOL!


32 posted on 09/27/2006 2:23:39 PM PDT by weegee (Remember "Remember the Maine"? Well in the current war "Remember the Baby Milk Factory")
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To: Xenalyte

Hmmm...something tells me it isn't going to be a good thing!


33 posted on 09/27/2006 2:24:28 PM PDT by TommyDale (Iran President Ahmadinejad is shorter than Tom Daschle!)
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To: subterfuge

Springer? I didn't know that pimp still had a program.


34 posted on 09/27/2006 2:31:18 PM PDT by oyez ( The older I get, the better I was.)
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To: pissant
Someone should investigate; they might be terrorists....


35 posted on 09/27/2006 2:31:18 PM PDT by beezdotcom
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To: TommyDale

No. It is a very bad thing that made me leave the room.


36 posted on 09/27/2006 2:32:09 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Viva Espaņa!)
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To: pissant

Is this going to be a Fox show?

If, I am so watching this. It'll beat the hell out of 'Flavor of Love'.


37 posted on 09/27/2006 2:39:39 PM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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To: pissant

http://www.hottestmominamerica.com/

Miami moms
http://www.hottestmominamerica.com/cpg149/thumbnails.php?album=3

Dallas moms
http://www.hottestmominamerica.com/cpg149/thumbnails.php?album=2


38 posted on 09/27/2006 2:43:59 PM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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To: oyez
Springer? I didn't know that pimp still had a program

Good point. Maybe he doesn't. I haven't had a sick day in a while. :^)

39 posted on 09/28/2006 5:12:28 AM PDT by subterfuge (Do your part to educate a Democrat and keep on FReeping!!)
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