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It Pays to Be a Sexy Mama ... $25,000 to Be Exact
Fox News ^
| 9/25/06
| staff
Posted on 09/27/2006 1:34:54 PM PDT by pissant
Clad in everything from stripper garb to evening wear, hot moms across the country lined up in Miami Beach for a chance to compete for the title "Hottest Mom in America," the Miami Herald reported.
From the surgically "enhanced" to beauties au naturel, the group of over 200 hotties attracted the attention of passersby, with several male gawkers almost inducing a pile-up.
The foxy lady who takes home the prize will receive $25,000 for herself, a $25,000 scholarship for her children, an interview with a modeling agency and treatments with an injectable antiwrinkle gel for one year, to help her maintain her hot mom status.
(Excerpt) Read more at foxnews.com ...
TOPICS: Business/Economy
KEYWORDS: culturewar; hotmoms; hottie; milfs; parentsnotfriends; strippermommy
Do they need more judges?
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posted on
09/27/2006 1:34:56 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
What's Gran doing there, in the white cotton long-sleeve shirt?
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posted on
09/27/2006 1:36:32 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Viva Espaņa!)
To: Xenalyte
She's got the chic in the pink go-go boots beaten, hands down. LOL
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posted on
09/27/2006 1:37:21 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: Xenalyte
Lookin' not so bad ... IMO
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posted on
09/27/2006 1:38:26 PM PDT
by
knarf
(Muslims kill each other ... News wall-to-wall, 24/7 .. don't touch that dial.)
To: Xenalyte
What's Gran doing there a few years after my grandmother died we had driven past grandpas house on the way home from college one weekend - he wasn't there on a Friday night. On Sunday on the way back we stopped again, asked him where he was Friday, said he had a date with a 78 year old lady, "a young'un" he said! he was 93.
To: pissant
I don't even know WHAT to say about Chica in the pink boots there.
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posted on
09/27/2006 1:39:36 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Viva Espaņa!)
To: Xenalyte
To: SF Republican
Well, see, that's cool, and good for Gramps!
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posted on
09/27/2006 1:40:07 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Viva Espaņa!)
To: Xenalyte
9
posted on
09/27/2006 1:40:14 PM PDT
by
Hegemony Cricket
(Once again, raw sewage has overflowed into the arab street)
To: Hegemony Cricket
I can't tell - I can't see the electronic ankle monitor.
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posted on
09/27/2006 1:40:35 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Viva Espaņa!)
To: Xenalyte
I'm speechless as well, since I'm gagging.
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posted on
09/27/2006 1:40:59 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: Xenalyte
Maybe that's why she opted for the long jeans.
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posted on
09/27/2006 1:41:56 PM PDT
by
Hegemony Cricket
(Once again, raw sewage has overflowed into the arab street)
To: pissant
Oh, c'mon! Clearly she likes you. Check out how she's looking at you!
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posted on
09/27/2006 1:41:59 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Viva Espaņa!)
To: SF Republican
I swear I read that as "a few days after..." the first time! :-O
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posted on
09/27/2006 1:42:08 PM PDT
by
mwyounce
To: Hegemony Cricket
I can't help but notice she's the only one in the picture with her mouth closed. Maybe she didn't use her Fixodent today?
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posted on
09/27/2006 1:42:37 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Viva Espaņa!)
To: Xenalyte
She looks experienced at such a beckoning.
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posted on
09/27/2006 1:43:32 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: eyespysomething
Are you competing in this?
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posted on
09/27/2006 1:44:56 PM PDT
by
SittinYonder
(Ic ūæt gehate, ūæt ic heonon nelle fleon fotes trym, ac wille furđor gan,)
To: Xenalyte
I think she would tell you that if you are out of Fixodent, you can substitute a little peanut butter (smooth, not crunchy) for a quick, temporary solution...
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posted on
09/27/2006 1:45:08 PM PDT
by
Hegemony Cricket
(Once again, raw sewage has overflowed into the arab street)
To: pissant
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry to disappoint you, but you ain't her first time at the rodeo!
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posted on
09/27/2006 1:45:32 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Viva Espaņa!)
To: Hegemony Cricket
Okay, and after last night's "Nip/Tuck," the mention of peanut butter is exactly what I did NOT need. ;)
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posted on
09/27/2006 1:46:19 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Viva Espaņa!)
To: Hegemony Cricket; Xenalyte
"Maybe that's why she opted for the long jeans." Easier to hide the Depends.
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posted on
09/27/2006 1:46:25 PM PDT
by
TommyDale
(Iran President Ahmadinejad is shorter than Tom Daschle!)
To: TommyDale
Yeah, those would definitely show unflatteringly were she clad like (say) Chica in the pink boots.
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posted on
09/27/2006 1:47:07 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Viva Espaņa!)
To: pissant
"Ok Ladies! How many have heard of that Freeper Stud, Pissant?"
To: Xenalyte
Okay, I TiVO'd "Nip/Tuck" last night. I suppose now I need to pay close attention to any mention of peanut butter? :-)
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posted on
09/27/2006 1:48:37 PM PDT
by
TommyDale
(Iran President Ahmadinejad is shorter than Tom Daschle!)
To: Xenalyte
or the first backstage at the rock concert or the bar after the pro football game, etc etc..
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posted on
09/27/2006 1:48:42 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: TexasCajun
We want Pissant!!!
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posted on
09/27/2006 1:49:47 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
A legend! A true legend!!
To: pissant
Well its good to see that men aren't the only ones that overestimate their attractiveness.
Remember, those chicks on Springer all think that they are (snap!) ALL that and a bag 'o chips!
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posted on
09/27/2006 1:54:55 PM PDT
by
subterfuge
(Do your part to educate a Democrat and keep on FReeping!!)
Comment #29 Removed by Moderator
To: TommyDale
OMG. You won't be able to miss it.
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posted on
09/27/2006 1:59:14 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Viva Espaņa!)
To: Xenalyte
Skippy, Jif, or Peter Pan? My wife was referring to her by her nickname on the little house on the prarie and all I could do was laugh! That epipsode was nothing but cliches, but great entertainment.
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posted on
09/27/2006 2:10:55 PM PDT
by
Sax
To: pissant
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posted on
09/27/2006 2:23:39 PM PDT
by
weegee
(Remember "Remember the Maine"? Well in the current war "Remember the Baby Milk Factory")
To: Xenalyte
Hmmm...something tells me it isn't going to be a good thing!
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posted on
09/27/2006 2:24:28 PM PDT
by
TommyDale
(Iran President Ahmadinejad is shorter than Tom Daschle!)
To: subterfuge
Springer? I didn't know that pimp still had a program.
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posted on
09/27/2006 2:31:18 PM PDT
by
oyez
( The older I get, the better I was.)
To: pissant
Someone should investigate; they might be terrorists....
To: TommyDale
No. It is a very bad thing that made me leave the room.
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posted on
09/27/2006 2:32:09 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Viva Espaņa!)
To: pissant
Is this going to be a Fox show?
If, I am so watching this. It'll beat the hell out of 'Flavor of Love'.
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posted on
09/27/2006 2:39:39 PM PDT
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
To: pissant
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posted on
09/27/2006 2:43:59 PM PDT
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
To: oyez
Springer? I didn't know that pimp still had a program Good point. Maybe he doesn't. I haven't had a sick day in a while. :^)
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posted on
09/28/2006 5:12:28 AM PDT
by
subterfuge
(Do your part to educate a Democrat and keep on FReeping!!)
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