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The Official Friday Silliness Thread--Dog Days of Summer
Reuters (Voted *Worst* in photoshop forgeries) ^ | 8-11-06 | Sully777

Posted on 08/11/2006 1:33:09 AM PDT by sully777

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To: CJ Wolf

Own this page


201 posted on 08/11/2006 10:50:57 AM PDT by CJ Wolf
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To: sully777

LOL!


202 posted on 08/11/2006 10:51:15 AM PDT by cyborg (No I don't miss the single life at all.)
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To: CJ Wolf

203 posted on 08/11/2006 10:54:20 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
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204 posted on 08/11/2006 11:00:11 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Lucky9teen

205 posted on 08/11/2006 11:01:31 AM PDT by CJ Wolf
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

206 posted on 08/11/2006 11:06:54 AM PDT by CJ Wolf (i need a drink)
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To: CJ Wolf

For my mom..."Objects in the mirror are really there."


207 posted on 08/11/2006 11:07:31 AM PDT by SMARTY ("Stay together, pay the soldiers and forget everything else." Lucius Septimus Severus)
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To: CJ Wolf

208 posted on 08/11/2006 11:08:58 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
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To: SMARTY

209 posted on 08/11/2006 11:11:16 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
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To: Zeppelin

I'm sure one can be done with the title, "I'm thankful mommy didn't kill me before I was born"


210 posted on 08/11/2006 11:12:35 AM PDT by Trillian
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To: Lucky9teen

You forgot:

1. If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

2. I got tears in my ears from lying on my back cryin' over your...


211 posted on 08/11/2006 11:13:40 AM PDT by Froufrou
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To: fredhead
"if you don't like the weather stick around it'll change"

Sounds like Missouri. I was training troops there in '74'. Took the Company out for nightfire and it was sunny and 75. Waiting for the 'cattle carriers' it started to rain. By the time the 5th line got up to qualify, there was a foot of snow on the ground.
212 posted on 08/11/2006 11:20:35 AM PDT by loboinok (Gun control is hitting what you aim at!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are

by Meat Loaf


The skies were pure and the fields were green
And the sun was brighter than its ever been
When I grew up with my best friend kenny
We were close as any brothers than you ever knew
It was always summer and the future called
We were ready for adventures and we wanted them all
And there was so much left to dream and so much time to make it real

But I can still recall the sting of all the tears when he was gone
They said he crashed and burned
I know Ill never learn why any boy should die so young
We were racing, we were soldiers of fortune
We got in trouble but we sure got around
There are times I think I see him peeling out of the dark
I think hes right behind me now and hes gaining ground


But it was long ago and it was far away, oh God it seems so very far
And if life is just a highway, then the soul is just a car
And objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are
And objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are

And when the sun descended and the night arose
I heard my father cursing everyone he knows
He was dangerous and drunk and defeated
And corroded by failure and envy and hate
There were endless winters and the dreams would freeze
Nowhere to hide and no leaves on the trees

And my fathers eyes were blank as he hit me again and again and again
I know I still believe hed never let me leave, I had to run away alone
So many threats and fears, so many wasted years before my life became
My own
And though the nightmares should be over
Some of the terrors are still intact
Ill hear that ugly coarse and violent voice
And then he grabs me from behind and then he pulls me back



There was a beauty living on the edge of town
And she always put the top up and the hammer down
And she taught me everything Ill ever know
About the mystery and the muscle of love
The stars would glimmer and the moon would glow
Im in the back seat with my julie like a romeo
And the signs along the highway all said, caution! kids at play!

Those were the rights of spring and we did everything
There was salvation every night
We got our dreams reborn and our upholstery torn
But everything we tried was right
She used her body just like a bandage
She used my body just like a wound
Ill probably never know where she disappeared
But I can see her rising up out of the back seat now
Just like an angel rising up from a tomb

And objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are
And objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are

She used her body just like a bandage
She used my body just like a wound
Ill probably never know where she disappeared
But I can see her rising up out of the back seat now


213 posted on 08/11/2006 11:30:07 AM PDT by fredhead (Women want me....Fish fear me....I can dream can't I?)
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To: fredhead

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214 posted on 08/11/2006 11:34:24 AM PDT by JRios1968 (That gal knows how to shake a possum...)
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To: Zeppelin
"and you shouldnt end a sentence in a preposition..."

Would I be forgiven if I were to say I am a great English writer?
215 posted on 08/11/2006 11:36:27 AM PDT by loboinok (Gun control is hitting what you aim at!)
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To: loboinok

True story:

The Date: April 26, 1978
The place it began, Raleigh, NC

One dumb kid. I joined the Navy on the above date, sworn in in the above city. That afternoon I boarded the plane to go to bootcamp at Recruit Training Command, Great Lakes, IL; 40 miles north of Chicago, on the lake.

I was wearing sneakers, jeans, and a t-shirt. Had a bag with toiletries and change of underwear and socks in it. NO COAT.

It was 78 degrees when I left Raleigh. Guess what the weather was like when I arrived at O'Hare?

Temps in the 40's? (I wish) And of course that incessant wind off the lake. They gave us a raincoat the night we checked in so that we could look somewhat uniform until we received our uniforms. That raincoat was the most beautiful piece of clothing I ever saw.

It is said that there is only two seasons at Great Lakes....winter and the 4th of July. I spent a year there, but because of being on leave, I only saw the winter (was at home for the 4th).


216 posted on 08/11/2006 11:37:33 AM PDT by fredhead (Women want me....Fish fear me....I can dream can't I?)
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To: JRios1968

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217 posted on 08/11/2006 11:38:26 AM PDT by fredhead (Women want me....Fish fear me....I can dream can't I?)
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To: fredhead
"laugh at this

Can't get the damned thing to play at work.

218 posted on 08/11/2006 11:49:10 AM PDT by #1CTYankee (That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
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To: Lucky9teen

caption: Hi Mommy! Glad you are home. Wanna play??


219 posted on 08/11/2006 11:57:09 AM PDT by llevrok (When you take my gin from my cold, dead hand....)
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To: fredhead

LOL... Cold huh? I'm originally from Iowa.

My dad did his boot there back in the late 50s.

He served on the USS Essex for most of his stint.


220 posted on 08/11/2006 12:00:47 PM PDT by loboinok (Gun control is hitting what you aim at!)
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