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52 Reasons To Stop Mowing (Zot a la Gallagher)
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Posted on 07/25/2006 6:58:41 AM PDT by fruitarian108
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To: Solson
I think I'm going to buy a DR Trimmer Mower and make paths through the woods around our house...just for the hell of it.Don't waste your time with that thing. I got a DR All Terrain mower (the brushcutter model) and it works every bit as good in life as it does on TV! If it can push it over, it WILL cut it! I've cut trees as big as 2 inches thick...
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posted on
07/25/2006 6:15:53 PM PDT
by
dirtbiker
(I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
To: fruitarian108
most rideon accidents occur on slopesand most traffic accidents occur on roads....
What's your point (other than the one on your head....)
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posted on
07/25/2006 6:30:03 PM PDT
by
dirtbiker
(I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
To: fruitarian108
Wait a second...I hate mowing!
Still, I hope you don't mind a little electricity...hold still...
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posted on
07/25/2006 7:44:05 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
To: fruitarian108
Well just damn. I wanted to know what it wears? coconut shells??? I also wanted it to come tell my dog, Brucey, ( 162 lbs. Caucasian Ovcharka, used by the Russian military and police and also to protect Jewish settlements) that he is a vegetarian and come sit with him and help him thru the meat withdrawal period. I've got a feeling he would've thought of SOMETHING!!!
404
posted on
07/25/2006 9:33:29 PM PDT
by
BruceysMom
(I'm hot & not in a good way: menopause ain't for sissies)
To: sionnsar
I know it's a bit early, but might I recommend this thread for the next rotation...8^)
405
posted on
07/25/2006 9:34:49 PM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
To: freedumb2003; darkwing104
That was one of the SLOWEST Zots I have ever seen (no offense to the AM).****************
No kidding. I will assume that the mods, in their wisdom, decided to allow the kitties some play time.
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posted on
07/26/2006 5:58:33 AM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: freedumb2003
Dang! That's twice. My "Let them die of thirst in the dark" line made it too. I'm honored.
407
posted on
07/26/2006 6:16:25 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(All Marines can throw a grenade. The really, really good ones can throw a slider with one.)
To: CholeraJoe
You seem to have a good sense of short, accurate and borderline wise statements :)
408
posted on
07/26/2006 6:20:51 AM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(A Conservative will die for individual freedom. A Liberal will kill you for the good of society.)
To: fruitarian108
Fruitarian the fruit-loop.
C-YA
409
posted on
07/26/2006 6:42:09 AM PDT
by
roaddog727
(Bullsh## doesn't get bridges built.)
To: dynachrome
410
posted on
07/26/2006 9:28:54 AM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: Admin Moderator
Can we play with him some more, pleeese...?
411
posted on
07/26/2006 4:46:34 PM PDT
by
wjcsux
(I would prefer to have the German army in front of me than the French army behind me- Gen. G. Patton)
To: AnnaZ; Lazmataz
Your posts Lazamataz, indicate that you have a lot of violent thoughts.
He is really quite harmless.
412
posted on
07/26/2006 4:50:15 PM PDT
by
wjcsux
(I would prefer to have the German army in front of me than the French army behind me- Gen. G. Patton)
To: freedumb2003; Admin Moderator
That was one of the SLOWEST Zots I have ever seen (no offense to the AM). I was going to register IB4TZ, but mine was post #166, so I figured the mods were going to let it go...
Given the poor quality of recent trolls, the Mods were probably pretty amused with this one.
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posted on
07/26/2006 4:55:09 PM PDT
by
wjcsux
(I would prefer to have the German army in front of me than the French army behind me- Gen. G. Patton)
To: cripplecreek
I cannot believe this... He's a living embodiment of a satire my friends and I did in the college newspaper back in 1991. We slipped it past the editors, but perhaps they weren't the only ones who failed to detect the derision. I'm now waiting for Nurse Bloomberg to announce the Island of Persynhattan.
414
posted on
08/01/2006 8:13:37 AM PDT
by
dangus
To: Petronski
Arbicidal Maniac !!!
ROTFLOL!
415
posted on
08/01/2006 8:29:18 AM PDT
by
dangus
To: dangus; siunevada
He's a living embodiment of a satire my friends and I did in the college newspaper back in 1991. We slipped it past the editors, but perhaps they weren't the only ones who failed to detect the derision. Oh the bitter irony, when viewed in the light of recent events...
416
posted on
08/01/2006 2:18:34 PM PDT
by
Alex Murphy
(Colossians 4:6)
To: Alex Murphy
We need trillions of trees.. new trees.Pray for the coming of Global Warming, children.
417
posted on
08/01/2006 2:39:03 PM PDT
by
siunevada
(If we learn nothing from history, what's the point of having one? - Peggy Hill)
To: fruitarian108
418
posted on
08/13/2006 8:18:00 PM PDT
by
Coleus
(Roe v. Wade and Endangered Species Act both passed in 1973, Murder Babies/save trees, birds, algae)
To: fruitarian108
419
posted on
08/13/2006 8:18:01 PM PDT
by
Coleus
(Roe v. Wade and Endangered Species Act both passed in 1973, Murder Babies/save trees, birds, algae)
To: fruitarian108
420
posted on
08/13/2006 8:18:02 PM PDT
by
Coleus
(Roe v. Wade and Endangered Species Act both passed in 1973, Murder Babies/save trees, birds, algae)
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