'I LOVE MY WIFE & I'VE ALWAYS LOVED HER' Peter Cook: Take Me Back, Christy!

N.Y.Post ^ | July 25, 2006 | CINDY ADAMS

[arbooz]

uly 25, 2006 -- EXCLUSIVE

I HAVE been asked to deliver a message.

I hereby deliver this message.

Do not shoot the messenger.

My sole participation is to see this message is delivered.

Christie Brinkley's husband, Peter Cook, about whom all civilization has recently read, wants to say:

"I love my wife. I have loved her since the day I met her. Please . . . I love her."

Then: "For a lifetime I've tried to prove how much I love her. This is an aberration."

Then, amid tears: "I'm sorry. I'm contrite. I'm stupid. Foolish. No excuse."

[arbooz]

A remarkable characterization of a "great husband and father" by a shyster-lawyer good enough to head a ministry of propaganda.

[kittymyrib]

Gee, Peter, you've realized that your gravy train has pulled out of the station, and now you're sorry you seduced those teenagers. That will look great on your very short resume.

[saganite]

Where'd you get this, the checkout stand at xxx-mart? Who cares? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Jameison]

"Where'd you get this, the checkout stand at xxx-mart?"


Naaaah.
The good old New York Post.
Been on the front pages like 5 or 5 times already in the past week, including yesterday's paper and today's.
Only in Noo Yawk, folks. Only in in Noo Yawk.
Sigh.

[Jameison]

Correction:

Been on the front pages like 5 or 6 times already in the past week...

[Rummyfan]

What is Cook, husband Number Three or Four? Christie's still a knockout but there must be some troubles beneath the beauty, else why does she keep losing husbands.....

As the old saying goes, no matter how beautiful she is, someone, somewhere, is sick and tired of her sh*t!

[BluH2o]

Christie's still a knockout but there must be some troubles beneath the beauty, else why does she keep losing husbands ...

As one Telluride, CO resident, who knew her to some extent when she lived there, put it ... "Christie is as dumb as a rock". Maybe there's some truth to that ... in which case it might have some impact on her personal life.

[gate2wire]

Another 5 cent head with a zillion dollar body.

[JCEccles]

Billy Joel's public love letters to Chrisitie Brinkley at least rhymed and had a beat:

Uptown girl
Shes been living in her uptown world
I bet she never had a back street guy
I bet her mama never told her why
I'm gonna try
for an uptown girl
Shes been living in her white bread world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a downtown man
That's what I am

Of course, Joel wrote this ditty not long after abandoning his first wife to whom he had crooned "I love you just the way you are."

Hollywood-style fidelity. "Forever" means between two or three weeks.

[arbooz]

Yeah, they've even invented a thing for a "best friend forever" - BFF for a day, as in "this is my new BFF, replaces
that old BFF (fill in blanks) bastard!"

[CholeraJoe]

Face it Peter, Christy's a whore!

You are, too.

[arbooz]

That's why they belong together, birds of a feather.
Enlightened "celebrity" class, you know.

I'm amazed how the lawyer turned this philandering airhead into a St. Peter The Victim.

[sully777]

And every time I've held a rose/It seems I only felt the thorns/And so it goes, and so it goes/And so will you soon I suppose

~~ And So It Goes by Billy Joel

[HarmlessLovableFuzzball]

Reminds me of the age old adage:

"Show me the most beautiful woman in the world you can find, and I will show you a man who is tired of f***ing her.."

[arbooz]

Seems always to be the case, doesn't it?

I wonder if the woman's brain has something to do with it....