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Woman's Toes Licked By Man Hiding Under Car
Internet Broadcasting Systems and Local6.com ^ | May 23, 2006

Posted on 05/24/2006 11:00:32 AM PDT by kingattax

Police in Tulsa, Okla., are searching for a man who hid under a woman's car at a Wal-Mart parking lot and then licked her toes as she loaded groceries into the vehicle, according to a report.

The woman said she was at the Tulsa Wal-Mart located near 81st Street and Lewis when she felt her toes being licked.

She assumed it was a dog but when she looked down, she saw it was a man lying under her vehicle.

"I felt something lick my foot," the woman said. "I looked at him and I said, 'What in the hell are you doing?' And that's exactly what I said, 'What are you doing?'"

The culprit got up and ran away before police arrived at the scene.

The woman said the man who licked her toes is Hispanic or Indian, about 5-foot-9 and weighs 150 pounds. He was wearing a black t-shirt and blue jeans.

The victim filed a police report and a witness also saw it happen.

A Tulsa County assistant district attorney said if the man is caught, he'll face a misdemeanor charge of battery or outraging public decency.

Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: toes; toesucker
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1 posted on 05/24/2006 11:00:33 AM PDT by kingattax
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To: kingattax

Dick Morris, is that you?


2 posted on 05/24/2006 11:01:29 AM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Conservatism is moderate, it is the center, it is the middle of the road)
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To: kingattax
Sorry.


3 posted on 05/24/2006 11:01:47 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

lol..thats the first thing i thought


4 posted on 05/24/2006 11:02:06 AM PDT by kingattax
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

The jokes just write themselves, huh :-)


5 posted on 05/24/2006 11:02:46 AM PDT by The Electrician ("Government is the only enterprise in the world which expands in size when its failures increase.")
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To: kingattax
Hope she had some kind of toe fungus that spread to his tongue.
6 posted on 05/24/2006 11:03:52 AM PDT by b4its2late (If it's treason, there's no doubt a democrat is standing behind it.)
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To: kingattax

Ew.


7 posted on 05/24/2006 11:04:01 AM PDT by trubluolyguy (When Ted Kennedy and HRC support you Mr. President, it's time for some soul searching)
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To: kingattax
"The woman said the man who licked her toes is Hispanic "

Wassmatta?
Women don't have suckable feet in Mexico?
8 posted on 05/24/2006 11:05:27 AM PDT by Jameison
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

"Dick Morris, is that you?"

This was way too predictable, easy and yet so funny and good!


9 posted on 05/24/2006 11:05:27 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (There's a dwindling market for Marxist homosexual lunatic wet dreams posing as journalism)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Um..Max?


10 posted on 05/24/2006 11:06:22 AM PDT by LongElegantLegs (Going armed to the terror of the public.)
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To: kingattax

I bet he was a non-union toe licker.


11 posted on 05/24/2006 11:07:15 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: kingattax

Did she get toe-man poisoning?


12 posted on 05/24/2006 11:08:09 AM PDT by MrEdd (I would have gotten away with it too - if it weren't for those meddling kids and their stupid dog.)
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13 posted on 05/24/2006 11:08:50 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Jameison
The woman said the man who licked her toes is Hispanic

Just licking the toes Americans refuse to lick.

14 posted on 05/24/2006 11:09:17 AM PDT by keat
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To: kingattax
The woman said the man who licked her toes is Hispanic or Indian,...

Just doing a job that Americans refuse to do </sarcasm>

15 posted on 05/24/2006 11:10:09 AM PDT by steveegg (Sen. Ted "Swimmer" Kennedy's vehicles have killed more people than V.P. Dick Cheney's guns)
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To: kingattax
Lt. Kevin Lonsdale with the Montgomery Police Department's SWAT team fires off an AK 47 He says, "It went through the door, it barely slowed down," he says.

Just licking the toes that Americans....aw never mind.

16 posted on 05/24/2006 11:10:10 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (USAF, TAC, 12th AF, 366 TFW, 366 MG, 366 CRS, Mtn Home AFB, 1978-81)
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To: keat

Great minds....


17 posted on 05/24/2006 11:10:50 AM PDT by steveegg (Sen. Ted "Swimmer" Kennedy's vehicles have killed more people than V.P. Dick Cheney's guns)
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To: kingattax

Same here.


18 posted on 05/24/2006 11:11:13 AM PDT by TruthWillWin
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To: martin_fierro

LOLOL


19 posted on 05/24/2006 11:11:20 AM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Conservatism is moderate, it is the center, it is the middle of the road)
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To: steveegg

My second thought:

It's Bush's fault.


20 posted on 05/24/2006 11:11:55 AM PDT by keat
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