Woman's Toes Licked By Man Hiding Under Car

Internet Broadcasting Systems and Local6.com ^ | May 23, 2006

[kingattax]

Police in Tulsa, Okla., are searching for a man who hid under a woman's car at a Wal-Mart parking lot and then licked her toes as she loaded groceries into the vehicle, according to a report.

The woman said she was at the Tulsa Wal-Mart located near 81st Street and Lewis when she felt her toes being licked.

She assumed it was a dog but when she looked down, she saw it was a man lying under her vehicle.

"I felt something lick my foot," the woman said. "I looked at him and I said, 'What in the hell are you doing?' And that's exactly what I said, 'What are you doing?'"

The culprit got up and ran away before police arrived at the scene.

The woman said the man who licked her toes is Hispanic or Indian, about 5-foot-9 and weighs 150 pounds. He was wearing a black t-shirt and blue jeans.

The victim filed a police report and a witness also saw it happen.

A Tulsa County assistant district attorney said if the man is caught, he'll face a misdemeanor charge of battery or outraging public decency.

Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Dick Morris, is that you?

[dead]

Sorry.

[kingattax]

lol..thats the first thing i thought

[The Electrician]

The jokes just write themselves, huh :-)

[b4its2late]

Hope she had some kind of toe fungus that spread to his tongue.

[trubluolyguy]

Ew.

[Jameison]

"The woman said the man who licked her toes is Hispanic "

Wassmatta?
Women don't have suckable feet in Mexico?

[Grampa Dave]

"Dick Morris, is that you?"

This was way too predictable, easy and yet so funny and good!

[LongElegantLegs]

Um..Max?

[GSWarrior]

I bet he was a non-union toe licker.

[MrEdd]

Did she get toe-man poisoning?

[martin_fierro]

[keat]

The woman said the man who licked her toes is Hispanic

Just licking the toes Americans refuse to lick.

[steveegg]

The woman said the man who licked her toes is Hispanic or Indian,...

Just doing a job that Americans refuse to do </sarcasm>

[Yo-Yo]

Lt. Kevin Lonsdale with the Montgomery Police Department's SWAT team fires off an AK 47 He says, "It went through the door, it barely slowed down," he says.

Just licking the toes that Americans....aw never mind.

[steveegg]

Great minds....

[TruthWillWin]

Same here.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

LOLOL

[keat]

My second thought:

It's Bush's fault.

[Always Right]

The woman said the man who licked her toes is Hispanic

See, they do do the jobs Americans won't.

[MotleyGirl70]

Ew.

My same thought too.

Foot fetishes are weird enough without going around licking stranger's toes. Nasty.

[leda]

ew ew ew!

[pikachu]

A Tulsa County assistant district attorney said if the man is caught, he'll face a misdemeanor charge of battery or outraging public decency.

I thought the cops could bust him for not having a liquor license /groan

[kingattax]

lol...good pun

[RMDupree]

Be careful with your toes out there, chica!

[2Jedismom]

I saw this on the news! I told Steve if some guy did this to me he'd be passin' his teeth out his other end.

[2Jedismom]

Oh, and I was just at this Walmart last week! It's over by Oral Roberts University.

[Jameison]

"Just licking the toes Americans refuse to lick'

Hehehehehehehehehe!

[HauntedSoul]

Here's an obvious question...how on Earth did witnesses see him lick her toes? He was on the ground, under her car...hmmmmmmmmmmmm...this one will have me puzzled for days! LOL

[fredhead]

Unintentional pun? ORAL Roberts?

[yellowdoghunter]

I know exactly where this Wal-Mart is at. This is disgusting beyond belief. Hope they catch him, because it may be toe-licking today but something else tomorrow.

[VRWCmember]

Just glad he didn't try to give her the hind-lick maneuver.

[bekka429]

Sounds like Wal-mart needs to start selling Keen sandals with toe guards!

[Maximus of Texas]

Yes? So I shop at Wal-Mart. So what?

[Larry Lucido]

Wonder if they had to call a toe truck?

[Larry Lucido]

The culprit got up and ran away before police arrived at the scene.

If the culprit jumped up too fast, just look for someone with a big bruise on his forehead.

[Skooz]

I am NOT hispanic or Italian, I just have a nice tan.

And I'm 6 feet tall, not 5'9".

Geesh. Can't trust the MSM for anything.

[LongElegantLegs]

Just wondering if this was a friend of yours... ;-P

[CBLJN]

"I saw this on the news! I told Steve if some guy did this to me he'd be passin' his teeth out his other end."

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Punt!!!!

[Mike Bates]

I was wonderin' why you've been talking about moving to Tulsa.

[Millee]

And I was wondering why you keep sending me the open toe sandals. :op

[Maximus of Texas]

A true friend wouldn't have left me hiding under the Kia parked in the next spot. So, no, he isn't a friend.

BTW, nice pedicure.

[HairOfTheDog]

I thought this woman probably was you.... seein' as how you're a weirdo magnet :~D

[2Jedismom]

I'm really surprised it wasn't!

[2Jedismom]

Exactly! Heh heh!

[tet68]

This guy is a real heel, he should be nailed before he
licks again.

The police should keep an eye out for him at the Piggly Wiggly!

[MinuteGal]

The perp sure made a lickety-split getaway.

Leni

[Guenevere]

Those look comfy....where can I find them?

[SuziQ]

She should have kicked him the face so he'd be easily identified later on. ;o)