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Caption Tom Hanks
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| 5/17/06
| Pissant
Posted on 05/17/2006 6:48:37 AM PDT by pissant
Apparently, the reviews of Tom Hanks latest movie have been less than kind. Maybe his new look is behind it all...
TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: davincicode; howardsend; ronhoward; tomhanks; zoinks
Hi, I'm the illegitimate love child of Dick Morris and Joe Wilson...
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posted on
05/17/2006 6:48:39 AM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
Gee......I hope this movie doesn't ruin my career.
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posted on
05/17/2006 6:50:53 AM PDT
by
Ptaz
(Take Personal Responsibility--it's not fun, but it's the right thing to do.)
To: pissant
definatley has a hair dye job
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posted on
05/17/2006 6:51:51 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
(Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help...)
To: pissant
He looks more and more like Tim Robbins...
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posted on
05/17/2006 6:52:48 AM PDT
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll. 17,400+ snide replies and counting!)
To: Ptaz
I considered it ruined with his whiny performances with Meg Ryan years ago.
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posted on
05/17/2006 6:53:50 AM PDT
by
pissant
To: Mr. K
And a really bad one at that. If my hair color turned out to be that flat and artificial, I would fire my stylist.
Also, when we age, attempting to recapture the color we had when we were 18 is definitely a bad move. Gives rise to the old saw "Dye Job."
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posted on
05/17/2006 6:54:05 AM PDT
by
zerosix
(Native Sunflower)
To: Mr. K
A trip to the barber would be good as well.
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posted on
05/17/2006 6:54:13 AM PDT
by
pissant
To: theDentist
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posted on
05/17/2006 6:54:32 AM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
Haven't seen any of Tom Hanks' movies since he was in Philadelphia.
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posted on
05/17/2006 7:01:03 AM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
To: N. Theknow
I made that mistake as well.
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posted on
05/17/2006 7:03:05 AM PDT
by
pissant
To: theDentist
It's refreshing to see two Hollywood stars embrace the force of age-related facial gravity.
Michael Douglas.
To: COUNTrecount
Wow! Looks like he was on a bender.
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posted on
05/17/2006 7:05:05 AM PDT
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll. 17,400+ snide replies and counting!)
To: pissant
If I keep looking intent and serious, maybe they won't notice my puffy eyes..
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posted on
05/17/2006 7:05:39 AM PDT
by
SE Mom
(God Bless those who serve..)
To: theDentist
Wow! Looks like he was on a bender.Facelift.
To: zerosix
And a really bad one at that. If my hair color turned out to be that flat and artificial, I would fire my stylist.Maybe it's a suicide job.
Dyed by his own hand.
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posted on
05/17/2006 7:10:22 AM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
To: pissant
Hanks: "With a little white makeup
I will really be able to use my gifts to act like
a statue of an aging Ben Franklin."
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posted on
05/17/2006 7:10:39 AM PDT
by
syriacus
(In WWII , INS "data mined" addresses + opened mail of citizens who communicated with detainees)
To: COUNTrecount
That explains why Douglas is hiding behind a big beard.
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posted on
05/17/2006 7:10:53 AM PDT
by
sarasota
To: SE Mom
I'd be crying to if I was involved in such a pathetic movie.
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posted on
05/17/2006 7:12:22 AM PDT
by
pissant
To: syriacus
LOL. Another year of receding hairline, and he'll be perfect.
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posted on
05/17/2006 7:13:08 AM PDT
by
pissant
The Da Vinci Code
Hanks found a newsworthy part
In a film loosely based on some art.
But, his hairdo's deplorable
(Far less than adorable).
So, avoiding the movie is smart.
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posted on
05/17/2006 7:22:52 AM PDT
by
syriacus
(In WWII , INS "data mined" addresses + opened mail of citizens who communicated with detainees)
To: pissant
I really got to stop storing my suppositories in the freezer.
To: pissant
Some Ben Franklin-style eyeglasses could hide the bags around Tom's eyes.
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posted on
05/17/2006 7:24:17 AM PDT
by
syriacus
(In WWII , INS "data mined" addresses + opened mail of citizens who communicated with detainees)
To: syriacus
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posted on
05/17/2006 7:25:06 AM PDT
by
pissant
To: Reaganesque
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posted on
05/17/2006 7:25:29 AM PDT
by
pissant
To: N. Theknow
Actually the color looks like a home "bathroom job." It is either "Just For Men" or "Loving Care." Really, really bad!!!
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posted on
05/17/2006 7:26:51 AM PDT
by
zerosix
(Native Sunflower)
To: syriacus
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posted on
05/17/2006 7:31:33 AM PDT
by
syriacus
(In WWII , INS "data mined" addresses + opened mail of citizens who communicated with detainees)
To: Reaganesque
I really got to stop storing my suppositories in the freezer. LOL. Your words really match the look in Hanks' eyes.
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posted on
05/17/2006 7:35:10 AM PDT
by
syriacus
(In WWII , INS "data mined" addresses + opened mail of citizens who communicated with detainees)
To: theDentist
"He looks more and more like Tim Robbins..."
I was thinking he is becoming more Forrest Gump-like!
(The actor becomes the character!)
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posted on
05/17/2006 8:23:21 AM PDT
by
Polyxene
(For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
To: theDentist
You nailed it! LOL! (Bloated and baggy don't even begin to cover it.)
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posted on
05/17/2006 8:39:00 AM PDT
by
alwaysconservative
(Friends don't let friends ride with a Kennedy.)
To: theDentist
I thought he looked like AlGore.
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posted on
05/17/2006 9:19:46 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(The greatest privilege of citizenship is to be able to freely bear arms under one's country's flag.)
To: pissant
Seperated At Birth
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posted on
05/19/2006 9:48:03 PM PDT
by
End_Clintonism_Now
(PAYING TAXES THAT ILLEGAL WORKERS WON'T PAY!)
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