Sen. Barbara Mikulski (D) of Marlyand Slams Bush in ebonics on Iraq and oil prices

Spoof on Associated Press article ^ | 04/25/2006 | NEDRA PICKLER

[DogzOfWar]

Democrats sought to turn gas prices — like Hurricane Katrina and the Iraq war — into an issue that hurts Bush's standing with voters. "What happen to Iraq oil, Mr. President? You said Iraqi oil would pay for the war. Ain't seen no money. Ain't seen no oil," Sen. Barbara Mikulski of Maryland said.

[DogzOfWar]

Well said, Senator. Well said. And technically, "ain't seen no oil" is a double negative, which actually means she HAS seen oil and money. (The paragraph containing her quote is the 8th from the top).

[RushCrush]

Ain't seen no edjamukashun eitha!

[verity]

Dumpy Diminutive Dyke.

[butternut_squash_bisque]

Is this Scrappleface, in disguise as AP?

Heh, Babsy, Babsy, Babsy.

You so danged funny, honey!

[Red Badger]

SHE NEEDS TO BE B14#$CH SLAPPED ALAAWAY BACK TO BALTAMO........

[wideawake]

Oh no she di'int!

[wideawake]

I believe you mean Bodymore, Murderland.

[American Quilter]

an' no faks needuh.

[street_lawyer]

Wasn't it the Democrats who wanted to put a requirement that the reconstruction be paid for out of Iraqi oil dollars?

[Tzimisce]

We be ain'ts gots no rights to be steeling from the bruthers over der in that cuntry. We ain'ts suposed to be bleeding our seeds 4 dat oil over der.

[Personal Responsibility]

She is just trying to appeal to the hip-hop votaz in Balta-ho!

[From The Deer Stand]

"What happen to Iraq oil, Mr. President? You said Iraqi oil would pay for the war. Ain't seen no money. Ain't seen no oil," Sen. Barbara Mikulski of Maryland said.

What??? How can that be??? After all, the only reason we went to Iraq was for oil, wasn't it?

[A CA Guy]

She ain't got no education! LOL

[oldironsides]

This Democrat senator is one reason why the US Senate is such a mess. She is an idiot. She is part of the group with limited ideas for America. She should resign.

[finnman69]

It thought we did go to War for Oil according to the nuts.

[flada]

Where is Marlyand?

[Bahbah]

She is so vulgar.

[RexBeach]

I interviewed this woman when she was a member of the House. I was astonished to learn that someone so remarkably stupid had gained a seat in our national legislature.

[Vision]

For the life of me, I have no idea why she gets the votes she does

[GOPRaleigh]

LOL!!!!

[MadeInAmerica]

And for her next trick, she will show us her 6th grade diploma.

[alarm rider]

"For the life of me, I have no idea why she gets the votes she does"

There is nothing on the face of the Earth more silly or stupid than a Maryland liberal. Maryland is full of them.

[samadams2000]

Is it true she swallowed a whole roasted pig?

[isrul]

It's really embarrassing that such goons hold public office. It doesn't reflect well upon the morons who voted for her.

[txflake]

Dey'z lost it in da roosta fights evah weekend, which weez tryin to make illegul, but ain't no end to da Iraynian roostahs comin ovah the boaduh

[isrul]

Yeah, well 3D went out with the fifties.

[highimpact]

ROTFLMAO...You owe me a new monitor!

[isrul]

Who aksed you :)

[conserv13]

She is from a heavily Democratic state and even worse from Dundalk, MD. She is a big union supporter, Dundalk used to be and kind of still is an industrial area, the port is there and there used to be a GM plant and a steel mill.

The industry is gone but she is still there.

[Enterprise]

"What happen to Iraq oil, Mr. President? You said Iraqi oil would pay for the war. Ain't seen no money. Ain't seen no oil,""

Well fo' shizzle girl. Don't get your befazzle in a twod.

[FearlessFreep]

Ax me about ebonics.....You use an ax to chop wood.

[Red Badger]

Used to live in Glenn Bury-me........

[pgkdan]

I heard her saying this on an ABC news break during the Rush Limbaugh show today. She sounded like an idiot. "...ain't seen no oil, ain't seen no money." Yep, a real idiot.

[Tallguy]

It's really nice to know that someone like Barbara Mikulski was able to overcome her obvious handicaps to become a member of the US Senate. By the way, who's turn was it to watch the Good Senator today? She must have slipped her leash again.