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Man sets self ablaze using chainsaw to open gas tank
Ottawa Citizen ^ | April 20, 2006 | Susan Mohammad

Posted on 04/20/2006 10:48:14 AM PDT by headsonpikes

An Ottawa man is in serious condition and was airlifted to the burn unit at Sunnybrook Health Sciences Centre in Toronto after accidentally setting himself on fire yesterday morning while trying to cut open a gas tank with a chainsaw....

(Excerpt) Read more at canada.com ...


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: chainsaw; gastank; ouch; screamingalpha
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I've rarely seen a more self-explanatory headline.
1 posted on 04/20/2006 10:48:18 AM PDT by headsonpikes
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To: MadIvan; Clive; fanfan; GMMAC

We always go a little crazy up here come Cup time!


2 posted on 04/20/2006 10:49:47 AM PDT by headsonpikes (Genocide is the highest sacrament of socialism.)
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Darwin front runner!


3 posted on 04/20/2006 10:49:53 AM PDT by kx9088
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Darwin award candidate!


4 posted on 04/20/2006 10:49:55 AM PDT by American Quilter (Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. - Friedrich von Schiller)
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Ya beat me by 2 seconds!


5 posted on 04/20/2006 10:50:37 AM PDT by American Quilter
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I've rarely seen a more self-explanatory headline.

Headline? I thought it was the whole story!

6 posted on 04/20/2006 10:50:46 AM PDT by null and void (America: It's too late to work within the system, but it's too early to start shooting the bastards.)
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If this guy lived in the U.S., he would be a Democrat.


7 posted on 04/20/2006 10:51:02 AM PDT by TommyDale
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I know it's not PC....but this is FUNNY!


8 posted on 04/20/2006 10:51:09 AM PDT by MadeInAmerica (- If ILLEGAL means Undocumented - Then Breaking and Entering means Unannounced Visit)
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To: American Quilter

LOL!


9 posted on 04/20/2006 10:52:52 AM PDT by kx9088
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LMAO this morning when I heard about it on the radio.

Gotta feel for the guy's burns, but, LOL!

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10 posted on 04/20/2006 10:53:22 AM PDT by fanfan (FR is the best/biggest news gathering entity in the whole known history of the world. Thanks Jim.)
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Not quite a contender really. Usually darwin awards are open to younger guys (this guy was 62 years old, and while he is technically able to breed, it probably aint likely).
11 posted on 04/20/2006 10:53:47 AM PDT by Paradox (Removing all Doubt since 1998!)
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""""I've rarely seen a more self-explanatory headline.""""

Right. No need to read any further. I supposed now all gas tanks will come with a warning label.
12 posted on 04/20/2006 10:54:16 AM PDT by HOTTIEBOY (AIXELSYD TAEB I)
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13 posted on 04/20/2006 10:56:16 AM PDT by stylecouncilor
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To: headsonpikes

Stupidity is the one universal crime, and one for which there is no escaping the punishment.

Everybody knows the only proper way to open a gas tank is to use a cutting torch.


14 posted on 04/20/2006 10:56:45 AM PDT by alloysteel
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Shoulda read the warning label in the chain saw brochure...everyone I know wears a reflective foil pullover when doing this.


15 posted on 04/20/2006 10:59:08 AM PDT by dogcaller
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To: headsonpikes

I bet he got the tank to open, though.


16 posted on 04/20/2006 10:59:13 AM PDT by jdm (Screaming ALREADY POSTED! since 2004)
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?!?!? Mr. Hill put out the fire. He drove himself about 100 meters across the road to a farmhouse where a startled female resident called 911.

Last I checked, you can't put out a gas fire with water. This is a little ridiculous...

17 posted on 04/20/2006 11:01:09 AM PDT by RedBeaconNY (If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people He gave it to.)
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To: headsonpikes

Should have used a cutting torch.


18 posted on 04/20/2006 11:01:48 AM PDT by elkfersupper
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[Everybody knows the only proper way to open a gas tank is to use a cutting torch.]

The people that use the wrong tools for a job always did upset me.


19 posted on 04/20/2006 11:02:04 AM PDT by jazusamo (-- Married a WAC in '65 and I'm still reenlisting. :-)
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20 posted on 04/20/2006 11:02:07 AM PDT by Toby06 (Make illegal immigration illegal!)
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