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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
Meh Own 'Ead | 03/31/06 | Max

Posted on 03/31/2006 6:51:38 AM PST by Maximus of Texas

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To: RockinRight

My version of valley girls sure doesn't star Nicholas Cage.


21 posted on 03/31/2006 6:57:31 AM PST by Toby06 (Thank you.)
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To: Hoodlum91
Well baby...since you're sick, I brought you something.


22 posted on 03/31/2006 6:58:54 AM PST by RockinRight (Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
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To: Maximus of Texas


French laugh!
23 posted on 03/31/2006 6:59:20 AM PST by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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To: Hoodlum91

With a spike and a board??

(I know...wrong movie...)


24 posted on 03/31/2006 6:59:45 AM PST by RockinRight (Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
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To: peacebaby

"She caught up with us on the dominatrix thread."

OK - I saw that and had to look up the thread.

How'd I miss that one?


25 posted on 03/31/2006 7:00:16 AM PST by Hoodlum91 (Tour guide goddess)
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To: RockinRight

thanks babe. I could use both!


26 posted on 03/31/2006 7:00:44 AM PST by Hoodlum91 (Tour guide goddess)
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To: sully777

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."


27 posted on 03/31/2006 7:01:15 AM PST by RockinRight (Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
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To: Hoodlum91

I don't know...but I missed it too!


28 posted on 03/31/2006 7:01:48 AM PST by RockinRight (Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
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To: peacebaby; Auntbee
"dominatrix thread"

And I wasn't pinged because???
29 posted on 03/31/2006 7:01:56 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, wake up your wife in the middle of the night and show her the meaning of IPW)
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To: Hoodlum91

next time we have a dominatrix thread, I'll ping you!


30 posted on 03/31/2006 7:02:07 AM PST by peacebaby (wasting my time standing in the waiting line)
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To: peacebaby

Thank you!


31 posted on 03/31/2006 7:02:45 AM PST by Hoodlum91 (Tour guide goddess)
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To: Maximus of Texas


Ron Burgundy: I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...
32 posted on 03/31/2006 7:02:49 AM PST by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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To: Maximus of Texas
Happy Birthday, PaulaB. Have a good one!

Picnic

33 posted on 03/31/2006 7:03:03 AM PST by Chanticleer (Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
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To: Hoodlum91

Not a problem darlin'.

Once your're done with your soup, should I continue with a massage, or with a nice hot bath?


34 posted on 03/31/2006 7:03:47 AM PST by RockinRight (Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
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To: peacebaby; Maximus of Texas; Auntbee

peacebaby is a most demanding dominatrix.
She makes me do challenging new tricks.
Ties me up with a bow.
But she won’t let me go.
Until I make up several naughty limericks.


35 posted on 03/31/2006 7:04:02 AM PST by Cyber Ninja (His legacy is a stain on the dress.)
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To: peacebaby

Hey, what about me?


36 posted on 03/31/2006 7:04:09 AM PST by RockinRight (Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
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To: Maximus of Texas
I was hoping someone would pick up the ball.

It's getting late morning, and I need to vent my silly.....

37 posted on 03/31/2006 7:04:21 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

pls, plz, pleece add mt to teh sillurness pong lust!


38 posted on 03/31/2006 7:04:22 AM PST by SquirrelKing (Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.)
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To: wallcrawlr

Spring Foward Daylight Saving Time - for the U.S. and its territories - is NOT observed in Hawaii, American Samoa, Guam, Puerto Rico, the Virgin Islands, and by most of Arizona (with the exception of the Navajo Indian Reservation in Arizona).

Indiana, which used to be split with a portion of the state observing DST and the other half not, is now whole. In the past, counties in the Eastern Time Zone portion of the state did not observe DST. They were on standard time year round. A state law was passed in 2005 that has the entire state of Indiana observing DST beginning in April 2006.


39 posted on 03/31/2006 7:04:34 AM PST by DelRoy
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To: Maximus of Texas

Power Where You Need It

Because technology is constantly changing, one of the greatest tools to the do-it-yourselfer is the extension cord. Now you can put anything in any room you want - even outside. Every once in a while, though, a long cord across the floor can be more dangerous than helpful. Sure you could just put a carpet or tape over the cord, but why bother? Let technology solve its own problems. Grab some Wireless Extension Cords, and leave the wires where they belong - somewhere else!

Just plug the Wireless Extension Cord (WEC) base unit into a standard wall outlet, and plug whatever you need into the satellite unit. The WEC uses microwaves in the 7.2GHz range, so it won't interfere with wireless networks, Bluetooth components, etc. Now, all you need to do is adjust the antennae on the two units so they are aimed at each other. Turn everything on and you have the power! The distance the WEC units can broadcast differs from situation to situation (due to interference of such things as walls, power lines, and microwave ovens), but we've beamed power over 300 feet! The future is wireless - and the WEC's are your ticket to the future.

Warning: Even though these microwaves are about as harmful as the leakage from an ordinary microwave oven (not much), do not put computers, televisions, other sensitive electrical equipment, food, liquids, paper, glass, flammable substances, magnets, or living things in between the base and satellite units. Just in case.

40 posted on 03/31/2006 7:04:46 AM PST by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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