You want a pork chop?
I'll give you a pork chop!
Posted on 03/27/2006 9:23:33 PM PST by Soaring Feather
Dave Barry's version of Chaucer:
He is a funny guy.
P.S. Yanni - In My Life
is actually - In The Morning Light
Oh, thank you Geek. Sorry I messed up there. I was just coping and pasting and not paying attention.
How are you doing these days?? Getting any warmer in your neck of the woods??
Oh Uncle, I just found the Podcast thank you, thank you!!
I appreciate it so much.
Well.
Thanks for your comments, folks. I ain't no saint, just doing what we all do as a Chapel for the Chapel family and Friends of the Chapel.
I found out that if you really wanna take a nap, best not to announce it on a busy, well-lurked thread... lol!
I am up and at 'em! Had a great linguini/pesto thingy. Now I yearn for a porkchop and a Haiku:
Porkchop hiding in the fridge.
You'd be a great bridge.
Fork to mouth, spanning the space.
-unc.
Awww..that was all my fault. I pinged you to that other post. I really wasn't trying to hide it and on top of that I posted without the podnotes. Maybe subcon---whatever--- I was jealous of the Elvis closing tune?
Still, it's nice to be found!
-unc.
ARRRR!!!
A pork chop in the frying pan
hits the spot Sam I am
browned just right on both sides
tons of gravy dripping, slipping
all around,
Two inches thick stuffed inside
with apples and raisins, cornbread
on the side
Whoa, that's rich I would want one now
pork's the other white meat you know
don't taste like chicken though
Pork fat rules,and bacons just fine
I'll eat pork chops anytime.
bf
No matter, no problem, I liked it both times. ;)
Really loved the selections.
I can't type as fast as you
Sometimes type without a clue.
Hear me now and hear me plain.
I'd eat porkchops in the rain.
I'm not a silly poet I'm sincere,
Hear me again. Hear, Hear, Hear.
Porkchops now are on my brain.
I'd eat porkchops without rain!!
-unc.
There, there, I've done it again.
A well done porkchop is my friend.
I would not turn away red steak
But pink porchops are a big mistake.
-unc.
Now that I've witnessed your parlance of oink
I've turned my attentions now to fish goink.
Large slabs of scaleless skinless delight.
Yep. It's now a bass, be in my sight!
That looks like a Haiku hamster, LJ!!
I'm hungry. Is dinner ready?
ROTFLOL
You gotta catch yer own fish!!
Ante freeze: Poker pro Rob Varkonyi (far left) places his bet during the Extreme Poker Tournament on the Arctic Sea ice of Kemi, Finland, where losing one's shirt can be fatal.
Been there? BRRRR!!
Porcine madness in the Lair
oinkers running everywhere
served with pancakes or grits
porkshops are the very best.
Smoke 'em, grill, fry 'em,
chill 'em, porks chops
on the plate, taters peeled
and seasoned just right
tossed into a baking pan
slap some butter to make them tan
roast those critters until they're crispy
golden brown ain't that nifty
porkchops on the platter
tell me that does not matter.
Not that far up Kathy. That would be up near the Arctic Circle and Lappland way. I went as far as Vassa on the Baltic Sea Coast. Shipping port. They refurbish the Carnival ships what a fabulous place. Finland the worlds best keep secret.
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