Posted on 03/17/2006 3:29:10 PM PST by DollyCali
I'm not surprised. I drove through Downtown Pgh last Saturday afternoon following the parade, and I swear I never saw so much litter on the street in my life. There were hundreds of green-clad partyers milling around.
I would love it if you could find me one
Why not? I'm ready for an adventure . . .
Hey!!!! Me too!!!!!!
I thought that was 'love poteen' there for a second!!
I took my troubles down to Madame Rue.
You know that gypsy with the gold capped tooth
She’s got a pad down on 34th and Vine,
Selling little bottles of Love Potion #9.
I told her that I was a flop with chicks.
I’ve been disgraced since 1956.
She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign.
She said what you need is Love Potion #9.
She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink.
She said I’m gonna make it up right here in the sink.
It smelled like turpentine, and looked like Indian ink.
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink!
I didn’t know if it was day or night.
I started kissing everything in sight.
But when I kissed a cop down on 34th and Vine.
He broke my little bottle of Love Potion #9.
Are we all feeling the love tonight?
lol I guess so
Did we scare everyone away? lol
They probably went for a corned beef and cabbage break.
HI there.. THIS IS YOUR DAY!!!!!
okay.. here is the "first" of some Irish humor...(let me know if it is true?)
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Definition of an Irish husband: He hasn't kissed his wife for twenty years,
but he will kill any man who does.
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Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn thinks he's
very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.
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The late Bishop Sheen stated that the reason the Irish fight so often among
themselves is that they're always assured of having a worthy opponent.
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An American lawyer asked, "Paddy, why is it that whenever you ask an
Irishman a question, he answers with another question?" "Who told you
that?" asked Paddy.
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Question - Why are Irish jokes so simple?
Answer - So the English can understand them.
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O'Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and
announced, "Not guilty." "That's grand!" shouted O'Reilly. "Does that mean
I can keep the money?"
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Irish lass customer: "Could I be trying on that dress in the window?"
Shopkeeper: "I'd prefer that you use the dressing room."
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Q. What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control a wife?
A. A bachelor.
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Finnegan: My wife has a terrible habit of staying up 'til two o'clock in the
morning. I can't break her of it.
Keenan: What on earth is she doin' up at that time?
Finnegan: Waitin' for me to come home.
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Slaney phoned the maternity ward at the hospital. "Quick!" He said. "Send
an ambulance, my wife is goin' to have a baby!" "Tell me, is this
her first baby?" the intern asked. "No, this is her husband, Kevin,
speakin'."
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My mother wanted me to be a priest. Can you imagine giving up your sex
life, and then once a week having people come in to tell you the details and
highlights of theirs
I feel the love all the time. But I'm all alone. I could use some of that "potion" myself.
Love the song. Bought the "Searchers" (British Invasion Band) album for that song and for "Needles and Pins".
lol never heard of cabbage break.
LOVE THAT SONG!
I looked up the lyrics to the song on the web. Thought I would find the Searchers listed as the artist. Nope, they had the Beatles listed as the artist.
Lots of bands have done that song. I like the Searchers version the best.
Here is something for you & everyone else who might need an "Irish Blessing"
okay gents... now is your time to practice your HTML skills & give some cute things to your gal pals here on the thread!
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