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Singles Ad by a Black Female, Unique to Say the Least!
Chron Watch1 ^ | 3/8/06

Posted on 03/08/2006 7:48:12 AM PST by areafiftyone

    This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is
reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.

    SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity
unimportant.  I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play.  I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.  Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.  I'll be at the front door when you get
home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875- 6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....

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    Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: doggieping
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To: Lady Jag

I saw this. Made me chuckle.


41 posted on 03/08/2006 12:48:09 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..".Liberty is the right and hope of all humanity"GW Bush)
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To: areafiftyone

How cute!


42 posted on 03/08/2006 12:54:07 PM PST by afraidfortherepublic
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To: areafiftyone

I know her type... they can't keep her heads inside the window when you take'm for a ride.


43 posted on 03/08/2006 1:04:42 PM PST by johnny7 (“Iuventus stultorum magister”)
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To: All

Wow, thank you for this funny, funny thread, and for all the dog pics! Kitties (esp. Viking Kitties) are A-OK, but DOGS RULE!


44 posted on 03/08/2006 1:21:08 PM PST by Theresawithanh (Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.)
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To: areafiftyone
Who could resist?
45 posted on 03/08/2006 2:04:54 PM PST by Chanticleer (Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
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To: Chanticleer

I WANT ONE!!! It's Sooo Cute!


46 posted on 03/08/2006 2:09:49 PM PST by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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To: johnny7

LOL


47 posted on 03/08/2006 2:10:21 PM PST by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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To: areafiftyone

She looks kinda sad in that photo, but she's very cute and spunky.


48 posted on 03/08/2006 2:31:28 PM PST by Chanticleer (Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
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To: LubyGee
My sweetie is a Lab/Chow

Her puppy pic

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And what she looks like now

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BTW I hope your Lab/Chow is as smart as mine! :>)

49 posted on 03/08/2006 3:32:04 PM PST by apackof2 (You can stand me up at the gates of hell, I'll stand my ground and I won't back down)
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To: The Shrew
Black Lab/Chow mix who at 7 is simply the finest dog I have ever encountered

Agree!
See post #49

50 posted on 03/08/2006 3:33:44 PM PST by apackof2 (You can stand me up at the gates of hell, I'll stand my ground and I won't back down)
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To: areafiftyone
Like this one? My little 4 1/2 pound pretty girl


51 posted on 03/08/2006 6:02:04 PM PST by trussell (Work for God...the retirement benefits are great!)
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To: brytlea
That dog gets any more laid back, he'll be dead . . . but at least he'll be cool, with the shades . . .

Cool dog w/o shades . . .

52 posted on 03/08/2006 6:38:46 PM PST by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
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To: MarineBrat

If your dog EVER finds out what you did to his picture, you are DEAD MEAT!


53 posted on 03/08/2006 6:40:39 PM PST by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
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To: areafiftyone

I saw that one in the classifieds next to this lost dog ad:

Reward. Lost dog, Mixed breed mottled color male with mange, blind in one eye, left ear is torn, tail is broken. Recently castrated. Answers to the name of 'Lucky'. Call xxx-xxxx.


54 posted on 03/08/2006 6:46:20 PM PST by Rebelbase (President Bush is a Texas jackass when it comes to Border security .)
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To: areafiftyone

LOL! Yeah, I have received this as a forward many times. I think it was a unique idea. If it worked and the dog was adopted, I think it should be done again. What won't men do? If the ad is done right, women might answer one for a male, too. ROFLOL! I mean, you would just have to adopt a dog, or a cat, after you had answered that kind of ad, wouldn't you? Of course, you would have to be checked out as an appropriate adoptive parent.


55 posted on 03/09/2006 5:06:22 AM PST by Goodgirlinred ( GoodGirlInRed Four More Years!!!!!)
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To: trussell

she's a cutie!


56 posted on 03/09/2006 5:53:25 AM PST by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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To: areafiftyone

Thank you. She's my little keeper :)


57 posted on 03/09/2006 6:44:55 AM PST by trussell (Work for God...the retirement benefits are great!)
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To: AnAmericanMother

Another agility enthusiast! And a BIG jumper! From the looks of that jump you are at a USDAA event. How much do you trial? What area of the country?


58 posted on 03/09/2006 6:57:04 AM PST by Muehl
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To: HOTTIEBOY
No border collie in her! She enjoys hunting rabbits and running and jumping. She's also incredibly affectionate. She's my Shadow.
59 posted on 03/09/2006 6:58:48 AM PST by Lucretia Borgia
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To: Muehl
Always glad to meet another Agility Person! What kind of dog do you have?

We trial mostly USDAA, some AKC, never tried NADAC although it's pretty big around here (Atlanta GA area). We don't travel very far afield because there are a lot of trials right here, and I promised myself after trekking all over the country showing Siamese cats 25 years ago that I would never do that again!

She gives the jumps a lot of air, which is spectacular looking but slows her down. (At least it means she never knocks a bar. Now, about contacts . . . < g > ) She has her Agility Dog title in USDAA and 2 Qs in Advanced . . . she has her Open and Open Jumpers titles in AKC. Not bad for an amateur handler on her first dog -- she could have really been something with proper training from the beginning.

She also has her UKC Started Hunting Retriever title and is working on her Seasoned . . . we may go for Junior Hunter in AKC first, don't know.

Do you ever trial here in the SE? I'm a member at Sirius Dog Agility over in Decatur, they put on 3-4 trials a year. Double Gamblers and Snooker at every trial, Pairs Relay one day. Plus if you work 6 classes you get a free sweatshirt and they feed you lunch . . . it's a pretty fun scene.

60 posted on 03/09/2006 7:13:33 AM PST by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
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