The Neocon Puppet Theater of History or Eyes ZOTTED Shut in America

IATZ. Troll gets nuked.

61 posted on 02/27/2006 5:30:59 PM PST by darkangel82

Hey, you know, at least Mein Kampf pretended to make more sense than this crap.

Signed,

A 'Soon-to-be-Extinct' Indo-European

62 posted on 02/27/2006 5:31:11 PM PST by Wombat101 (Islam: Turning everything it touches to Shi'ite since 632 AD...)

I missed a steaming hot troll to find this. By the time I did, you were zotted. I hope you enjoy it. You and the author seem to have a lot in common.

From the CD: National Lampoon Radio Dinner Album
A Parody of the poem Desiderata

Go placidly amid the noise and waste,
And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons unless you are in need of sleep.
Rotate your tires.

Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself,
And heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss and when.
Consider that two wrongs never make a right,
But that three lefts do.

Wherever possible put people on "HOLD".
Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment,
And despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer maintenance.
Remember the Pueblo.

Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mutilate.
Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
Especially with those persons closest to you;
That lemon on your left for instance.

Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls,
Would scarcely get your feet wet.
Fall not in love therefore; it will stick to your face.

Carefully surrender the things of youth: birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan,
And let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
For a good time, call 606-4311.

Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog
Is finally getting enough cheese;
And reflect that whatever fortunes may be your lot,
It could only be worse in Sioux City.

You are a fluke of the Universe.
You have no right to be here, and whether you can hear it or not,
The Universe is laughing behind your back.

Therefore make peace with your God whatever you conceive him to be,
Hairy Thunderer or Cosmic Muffin.

With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal,
The world continues to deteriorate.

Give up.

63 posted on 02/27/2006 5:31:47 PM PST by Chanticleer (Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)

I have finally and with some satisfaction and relaxation determined that the current administration is in charge of a Puppet theatre, kabuki style, and that the hidden reality is way different from the Media--Government Complex shadows against Plato's Cave.

Hey kewl! Isn't that like the Japanese chop-chop places where you can watch them cook your steak, chicken and shrimp and flame out the fried rice, much like you are flaming out your fried brain?
Way kewl brother! Pour me another saki! Hoy! Bonsai!

64 posted on 02/27/2006 5:32:09 PM PST by NonLinear (He's dead, Jim)

65 posted on 02/27/2006 5:34:06 PM PST by BunnySlippers

To: ARealMothersSonForever; MikeinIraq; darkwing104

66 posted on 02/27/2006 5:35:00 PM PST by JRios1968 (A DUmmie troll's motto: "Non cogito, ergo zot")

LOL! Does he understand the American English?

Just in case, the sign is in a dialect he can understand!

67 posted on 02/27/2006 5:36:04 PM PST by JRios1968 (A DUmmie troll's motto: "Non cogito, ergo zot")

I have finally and with some satisfaction and relaxation

Spank for truth!

68 posted on 02/27/2006 5:36:28 PM PST by humblegunner (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)

Wow! Did you know that if you stare at that picture for a few minutes you will see a big gun?

69 posted on 02/27/2006 5:36:40 PM PST by NonLinear (He's dead, Jim)

Looks like you're onto us, but it's too late. There is nothing wrong with your computer. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image; make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your computer. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to the outer limits. You are about to sense a 50,000 volt zot that will burn a hole in your sorry but the size of Hillary's ego.

Oops. Too late. Never mind.

70 posted on 02/27/2006 5:37:33 PM PST by Billthedrill

To: mosquewatch.com

Bring Coningsby, and the Wookie, to me....

71 posted on 02/27/2006 5:38:26 PM PST by JRios1968 (A DUmmie troll's motto: "Non cogito, ergo zot")

To: Coningsby; Chickensoup

He's copping your tagline!

72 posted on 02/27/2006 5:44:30 PM PST by Chanticleer (Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)

To: Chanticleer; fanfan

It was originally entitled "Deteriorata" on National Lampoon's 1973 "Radio Dinner" LP but here's a good quality clip I found under the title You are a fluke of the universe.

I keep an mp3 copy, along with The Tubes' "What Do You Want From Life", on my computer for just such "deep thoughts" situations.

73 posted on 02/27/2006 5:45:57 PM PST by GMMAC (paraphrasing Parrish: "damned Liberals, I hate those bastards!")

So, how's that sockpuppet thing working out for you?
Not a talkative bunch, sockpuppets.
And I hear tell that sockpuppets will eventually begin to suspect you of all kinds of things.
If I were you, I'd get those sockpuppets before they get you.
They really are out to get you, you know.

74 posted on 02/27/2006 5:47:41 PM PST by Darksheare (Leave no clove un hoofed.)

75 posted on 02/27/2006 5:48:07 PM PST by 2111USMC

Good grief...they're now coming here in vast volumes now.

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE !!!!!!!!!!!!

76 posted on 02/27/2006 5:56:01 PM PST by nopardons

To: Robert Teesdale

Hey old friend! I'm always late to the ZOT, but it's nice to see you around here.

77 posted on 02/27/2006 5:57:34 PM PST by Trteamer ( (Eat Meat, Wear Fur, Own Guns, FReep Leftists, Drive an SUV, Drill A.N.W.R., Drill the Gulf, Vote)

78 posted on 02/27/2006 5:58:39 PM PST by ATOMIC_PUNK (The Death Penalty isn't for making examples it's for making bad people DEAD!)

Kitties and the RKBA are going to earn their pay this week...

79 posted on 02/27/2006 6:00:46 PM PST by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)

80 posted on 02/27/2006 6:03:22 PM PST by SquirrelKing (Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.)

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