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Department of Troll Control | Another Ignorant Troll

[dhls]

Fellow Americans, there comes a time every mans life when we must give up ourselves before we are worthy to recieve. There comes a time in this war on terror when in order to protect liberty, we have to give it up in the mean time for safty. That's right folks. Today, Americans have forsaken the creator for the creation and have decided that they would value our "civil liberties" than protecting western civilization and rich white people from the tender mercies of radical Islamic terrorists. Selfish liberals insist and whine that Bush has no right to spy on Americans and ban certain undesirables from using our airlines. They demand the right to criticize and blaspheeme the name of our supreme commander and cheef George W Bush while forcing multiculturalism down our throats and praising Bill Clinton. We all know however that it's totally Clintons fult for everything bad in america. Now we are at war and we must make a decision. support the safty of America and defeat terrorists, or support civil liberties and give victory to the enemy. Its all because of Bill Clinton and civil liberties that we are in this war so it is only fair that we give it up. no one said life was supposed to be fair you liberal crybabys. Dont give me that rubbish about equality and diversity. WE ARE AT WAR! If your not for Bush and against civil liberties your a terrorist! Your probably even a Communist and should be detained. Therefore fellow Americans we must throw all of our trust and resources behind George W Bush and behind this war with no ifs ands or buts. Be sure to report any and all detractors and freedom supporters to your local military and never question. Bush knows what hes doing and we will win this war once and for all. Thank you and May God bless America.

[misterrob]

In before Zot

[misterrob]

And I was first!!!

[Tijeras_Slim]

You make less sense than Biden.

[Portnoy]

IBTZ

[Bear_Slayer]

This one aint gonna last long.

[Blood of Tyrants]

IBZT!

[misterrob]

It will, it has been reviewed and deemed Troll worthy!!!

[areafiftyone]

[TChris]

AWwwwww... You shoulda let us play wit' him for a while before ya vaporized his mangy carcass. :-(

[edcoil]

I see the account has been banned but the thread lives on.

[Dead Corpse]

Jeeze... Next time try something even remotely interesting or original.

ZOT!!!,

[popdonnelly]

Ho Hum. Let me know when the Left comes up with a new mantra.

[G.Mason]

Yet another illiterate Democrat.

Amazing you people can breathe without medical assistance.

[joe fonebone]

did i make it?

[FourtySeven]

Cool, I'm in before a zot. Been a while.

Hey, at least you admit outright that you're a troll. Maybe some trolls are learning; maybe, there's hope yet.

[VRWCmember]

Wow! That was an amazing display of vapid stupidity. Your mommy must be very proud of you. You must be posting from the left coast, but you need to run along now and get to school.

[Calpernia]

That was funny!

[G.Mason]

:)

[FourtySeven]

Wow, that was quick.

[Reactionary]

Nice spelling, grammar, and sentence structure.

Did they teach you how to be ultra-brainy in college?

[E Rocc]

[Paradox]

This is not even half bad, its simply terrible. This troll is not even worth a Zot.

[Admin Moderator]

Hey, at least you admit outright that you're a troll.

It didn't. The original headline was “a special message from the department of homeland security.”

[humblegunner]

Safty! Safty! Blaspheeme!!!!

Unngh.

[fizziwig]

I have been in before many zots, this is just one more.

[Skooz]

Another hateful, mean-spirited liberal.

*yawn*

You dorks are a dime a dozen.

[italianquaker]

i didnt know kennedy posted here

[Darksheare]

It is all a conspiracy to get you.
We expend alot of energy assets and resources specifically to thwart yoiur life.
Because we can.

[Paul_Denton]

Zot!

[Paul_Denton]

Darn. I missed the zot.

[Alouette]

[eyespysomething]

safty

Is that short for "salt water taffy"?

[A Balrog of Morgoth]

Doesn't Troll U. teach these dolts to use fricken PARAGRAPHS?

Jeez.

[Chode]

[Flightdeck]

Do these people really spell that terribly, or is there some editorial action going on?

[WayneS]

I don't have much experience with Trolls.

Are they anything like Furrbies?

[Lady Heron]

Why are democrats so stupid? Do you think this stupid little rant won any minds?

[Mom MD]

IBTZ?
or at least in the first 50

[Mr. K]

the trolls are out all over the place today, aren't they?

[Billthedrill]

Sure, sweet pea, you betcha. You're an illiterate moron trying to pretend he's a conservative. Take away the pretense and you remain an illiterate moron.

[sionnsar]

Safty.

[Rocky]

Congratulations. Few trolls have posted a less meaningful rant, and you get bonus points for extremely poor spelling, punctuation, and structure. You have done your party proud.

[IronJack]

"Your" is a second-person genitive pronoun that serves as an adjective indicating possession. For example: Your idiocy offends me. "Idiocy," the noun, is modified by the genitive "your," indicating that the idiocy in question belongs to you.

"You're" is a contraction of the English words "you" and "are." For example: You're an idiot for not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're." The previous sentence indicates that YOU ARE an idiot ...

Any further questions, contact BattleIlliteracy.com.

[areafiftyone]

Nah Furrbies are cute - trolls are ugly disruptors!

[reagan_fanatic]

[Darkwolf377]

Is it hard to type with the straitjacket on?

[Jeff Gordon]

[manwiththehands]

A 3rd grader with ADD could write better than this.

[BlessedBeGod]

Good God, can't you spell?