What Makes a Cat a Viking Kitty?

1/3/06 | Slings and Arrows

[Slings and Arrows]

I recently received the following freepmail (names removed to protect the curious):

Hi there -

Just occurred to me that I don't know what the 'requirements' are for a cat to be a Viking Kitty. Please advise. Question is only somewhat in jest because 'we' are owned by three handsome, high-powered, no nonsense conservative, flag-loving Siamese male cats who, I believe, ought to be able to qualify. You'll have to tell me.

Many thanks and Happy New Year!

[Slings and Arrows]

So how about it, fellow freepers? What qualifies a cat to be a Viking Kitty?

[Slings and Arrows]

Double-list ping!

[pcottraux]

I made this one myself:

[Darksheare]

I dunno, but the Kitties tend to have some mighty strange 'facial' expression available to them.

[Slings and Arrows]

[HoustonCurmudgeon]

A mean, discriminating, tough as nails, pussy is what a Viking Kitty is!

[Darksheare]

Yeah, like that!

[andyandval]

A mean, discriminating, tough as nails, pussy is what a Viking Kitty is!

I don't know if Henry truly qualifies as a VK, but his look in this pic seems to work for a good DUmmie zotting.

[beyond the sea]

What Makes a Cat a Viking Kitty?

Intelligence and a good nose for BS.

[skimask]

I think this guy qualifies

[beyond the sea]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1536144/posts

Some Viking relatives.

[rawcatslyentist]

That pussy looks p*ss*d! Must have just gotten a haircut.

Here's a new clear viking kitty!

[Slings and Arrows]

It's the cattitude.

[A Balrog of Morgoth]

What Makes a Cat a Viking Kitty?

Photoshop

[MarineBrat]

Personal hygene is also important.

[goldstategop]

A purebred Siamese cat. They're like a living work of art and beautiful to look at and you can get lost for hours looking into their beautiful blue eyes. And they have a dog-like loyalty to one person. With their habit of intimate conversation with their owner, they are the perfect Viking kitty. From the proud owner of a Siamese.

[Seadog Bytes]

...Recruit?

[The_Victor]

It depends upon the troll. Poor quality trolls deserve apathy.

[machman]

[nuconvert]

you're making me mad

[nuconvert]

you're making me mad

[quantim]

Zotters are always disciplined and await the commands of their owners.

[r9etb]

Siamese male cats

I don't believe that they qualify as Viking Kitties, for the simple reason that they're better suited to covert "wet work" sorts of activities.

[Enterprise]

Here's an extremely rare Viking Queenacat.

[LongElegantLegs]

This is definitely not a viking kitty.

[Maximus of Texas]

LEL, do you feed Tango sushi rolls? T, here is a cat thread for you to start the New Year.

BTW, when are you two coming over and ?

[RosieCotton]

Oh dear...that is *not* a happy look!

[LongElegantLegs]

He eats anything that ends up on the floor; He wasn't too thrilled with the wasabi, though.

[RosieCotton]

My Siamese Tamino and his friend Halvah (she's half Siamese) plotting against trolls...whilst holding down the clean laundry, of course.

[RosieCotton]

Aww...too cute!

[My Favorite Headache]

[teenyelliott]

I thought we already established that LEL was too young?

[Maximus of Texas]

She is over 21, right?

[teenyelliott]

Barely.

[NRA2BFree]

Aww, that is precious! What a cute little kitty. :o)

[teenyelliott]

And she's crazy. She keeps coloring on her dog.

[getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL]

[Maximus of Texas]

Yep, the signs of an underaged drinker.

[Jack Deth]

Hi, Slings And Arrows:

In order to be a Viking Kittie

Said Kittie must have unique facial expressions
Look completely at home in a Horned Helmet
Or behind an AK or bi-podded sniping rifle
Possess the ability to leap and bound stealthily
Maul, rend and eviscerate noisily
Then look cute afterward.

Jack.

[LongElegantLegs]

Hey, I'm old enough to drink! I've been old enough to drink since I was seventeen...And I am always completly sober when I dye my dog. I gave him a new hair cut yesterday, too...If I can ever get him out from under my bed, I'll show ya'all a picture.

[teenyelliott]

Oh, that poor, poor dog. He had no idea what he was getting into.

Tennis balls and chewies? Heck no. How bout some scissors and food coloring?????

[Yardstick]

Very nice!

[WhiteGuy]

Photoshop.

[Jack Deth]

Hi, andyandval:

I'd lock up my shoes and headphones anything else of value that Henry might shred or be tempted to deposit something to remember him in.

Perhaps locking the bedroom door with Henry on the outside might not be amiss.

Jack.

[Darksheare]

If I had working image links, my image server is still down, I could post a pic of my 24 pound beast looking quite ticked.

[SandyInSeattle]

Attitude! makes a Viking Kitty.

[Young Werther]

What qualifies kitty to be a Viking Kitty?

Blonde Hair, Named Ulla and Loves lutefish with lefsa!

Yah Shur! Offdah!

[Maximus of Texas]

You've had the dog a week and he's already been colored countless times and now you gave him a hair cut???

[Slings and Arrows]

Viking Kitty:

Not Viking Kitty:

Viking Kitty:

Not Viking Kitty:

Viking Kitty:

Definitely NOT Viking Kitty:

[bert]

.....What qualifies a cat to be a Viking Kitty?.....

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