[WinOne4TheGipper]

Six more weeks of winter.

[Smokin' Joe]

Ask pissant, he might know.

[Osage Orange]

Top Ten Reasons Your Second Toe Is Longer Than Your Big Toe:

1. Your second cousin is also your half-brother.

2. You picked your earwax with your second toe when you were a child.

3. Your last name is Morton.

4. Dick Morris is your daddy.

4. You are a finger donor in the making.

5. You are a geeky Greek.

6. You like to "point" with your feet.

6. You are just part of that percentage of the population.

7. You are part Hobbit.

8. Your big toe is tiny.

9. You are a Podomancy's dream.

10. That little piggy always stayed home.

[Charles Henrickson]

What does it mean if your second toes are longer than your big toes?

You have new big toes.

[ironmaidenPR2717]

Your mother contracted pto(e)maine poisoning when she was carrying you?