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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.
Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: The Zontron 7000
2
posted on
10/27/2005 8:32:06 AM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
To: The Zontron 7000
In Before The ZOT!!!!
Woo Hoo!!
3
posted on
10/27/2005 8:32:15 AM PDT
by
BTHOtu
To: The Zontron 7000
4
posted on
10/27/2005 8:32:25 AM PDT
by
Constitution Day
(When life gives you lemons... Just shut up and eat your damn lemons.)
To: The Zontron 7000
To: The Zontron 7000; Admin Moderator
More like the ZOTBAIT 7000.
Buh-bye!
}:-)4
6
posted on
10/27/2005 8:32:27 AM PDT
by
Moose4
(Liberals and vampires: Both like death, both hate crosses, and both are bloodsuckers.)
To: The Zontron 7000
7
posted on
10/27/2005 8:32:29 AM PDT
by
MineralMan
(godless atheist)
To: The Zontron 7000
OK, take me to your leader.
8
posted on
10/27/2005 8:32:32 AM PDT
by
PeteB570
(Guns, what real men want for Christmas)
To: The Zontron 7000
9
posted on
10/27/2005 8:32:34 AM PDT
by
mysterio
To: The Zontron 7000
10
posted on
10/27/2005 8:32:35 AM PDT
by
JRandomFreeper
(D@mit! I'm just a cook. Don't make me come over there and prove it!)
To: The Zontron 7000
11
posted on
10/27/2005 8:32:38 AM PDT
by
duffthor
(GO BIG RED!)
ZOT!!!!!!!!
12
posted on
10/27/2005 8:32:38 AM PDT
by
pepperhead
(Kennedy's float, Mary Jo's don't!)
To: The Zontron 7000
13
posted on
10/27/2005 8:32:39 AM PDT
by
DuncanWaring
(The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
To: BTHOtu
14
posted on
10/27/2005 8:32:40 AM PDT
by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: The Zontron 7000
15
posted on
10/27/2005 8:32:44 AM PDT
by
scott7278
(I would like to meet Jill Wagner, the Mercury girl. Crazy 'bout a Mercury.)
To: The Zontron 7000
16
posted on
10/27/2005 8:32:47 AM PDT
by
Jemian
(This world is not my home, I'm just a-passin' through)
To: The Zontron 7000
17
posted on
10/27/2005 8:32:47 AM PDT
by
Graybeard58
(Remember and pray for Sgt. Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
To: The Zontron 7000
You yahoos aren't even trying anymore.
Boooring.
18
posted on
10/27/2005 8:32:54 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(<----cooler than the other side of the pillow.)
To: The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode. Sorry, but I have no desire to have my frontal lobes removed.
19
posted on
10/27/2005 8:33:07 AM PDT
by
dirtboy
(Drool overflowed my buffer...)
To: The Zontron 7000
20
posted on
10/27/2005 8:33:08 AM PDT
by
tiredoflaundry
(Tampa Bay Area, East Pasco County)
To: The Zontron 7000
21
posted on
10/27/2005 8:33:13 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
To: The Zontron 7000
22
posted on
10/27/2005 8:33:15 AM PDT
by
T Minus Four
(Some assembly required.)
To: The Zontron 7000
I award thee dumbest troll post in history!!
23
posted on
10/27/2005 8:33:18 AM PDT
by
aft_lizard
(I oppose Miers, for the good of the Party and Conservatism, but not to the point of extremism.)
To: martin_fierro; Constitution Day; Fierce Allegiance; TheBigB; Darksheare; dighton

Welcoming committe UP!
24
posted on
10/27/2005 8:33:24 AM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
To: The Zontron 7000
You are an idiot! Geesh..........get a life Dr. Spock wannabee...
To: TheBigB
26
posted on
10/27/2005 8:33:30 AM PDT
by
ncountylee
(Dead terrorists smell like victory)
To: The Zontron 7000
Java script? Too bad. That means he won't squeal when the zot comes.
27
posted on
10/27/2005 8:33:31 AM PDT
by
Sofa King
(MY rights are not subject to YOUR approval.)
To: The Zontron 7000
28
posted on
10/27/2005 8:33:33 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(The name "cyborg" to me means complete love and incredible fun. I'm filled with joy.)
To: The Zontron 7000
Another Marxist moonbat heard from.
29
posted on
10/27/2005 8:33:34 AM PDT
by
LIConFem
(A fronte praecipitium, a tergo lupi.)
To: The Zontron 7000
Call in the Asgardian kitties!
30
posted on
10/27/2005 8:33:38 AM PDT
by
duffthor
(GO BIG RED!)
To: The Zontron 7000
Klaatu verada nicto to you too, moonbat!
31
posted on
10/27/2005 8:33:58 AM PDT
by
headsonpikes
(The Liberal Party of Canada are not b*stards - b*stards have mothers!)
To: The Zontron 7000
To: The Zontron 7000
Moron...
33
posted on
10/27/2005 8:34:08 AM PDT
by
RedBeaconNY
(Vous parlez trop, mais vous ne dites rien.)
To: PeteB570
OK, take me to your leader. Won't do any good DU'ers don't wake up till sometime in the afternoon.
34
posted on
10/27/2005 8:34:10 AM PDT
by
pepperhead
(Kennedy's float, Mary Jo's don't!)
To: The Zontron 7000
"I am not a poster"Very soon, this will be a correct statement...
To: The Zontron 7000
Try getting out of your mom's basement once in a while. You'll enjoy it!
36
posted on
10/27/2005 8:34:22 AM PDT
by
wideawake
(God bless our brave troops and their Commander-in-Chief)
To: Tijeras_Slim
That was a short welcome.
37
posted on
10/27/2005 8:34:24 AM PDT
by
Constitution Day
(When life gives you lemons... Just shut up and eat your damn lemons.)
To: The Zontron 7000
38
posted on
10/27/2005 8:34:33 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
To: The Zontron 7000
Hey EVERYONE!
It's Joe Wilson and his loyal sidekick--TONTO Plame!!!
To: Tijeras_Slim
I'm not a poster either.
I'm more of a banner.
40
posted on
10/27/2005 8:34:39 AM PDT
by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: The Zontron 7000
I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter. Sounds like a song
41
posted on
10/27/2005 8:34:43 AM PDT
by
Mo1
To: The Zontron 7000
Kiss my smarter-than-you conservative behind.
Go hug some trees and transvestites, and leave the intellectual conversations to those of us who have jobs.
42
posted on
10/27/2005 8:34:48 AM PDT
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: PaulaB
43
posted on
10/27/2005 8:34:56 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(The name "cyborg" to me means complete love and incredible fun. I'm filled with joy.)
To: The Zontron 7000
I am not a troll, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
44
posted on
10/27/2005 8:35:44 AM PDT
by
rintense
To: Tijeras_Slim
Every time I see you post that..I start laughing
loudly at my desk ;)
45
posted on
10/27/2005 8:35:46 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
To: Tijeras_Slim; The Zontron 7000
To: Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day; Fierce Allegiance; TheBigB; Darksheare; dighton
47
posted on
10/27/2005 8:36:08 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(My other car is a Tagline.)
To: The Zontron 7000
Get a haircut, hippy!
48
posted on
10/27/2005 8:36:16 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(If you want to be on my Civil Engineer ping list, just say so!)
To: irons_player
Mr 7000 was gone and back again with over 30 posts in less that 2 minutes.
49
posted on
10/27/2005 8:36:22 AM PDT
by
PeteB570
(Guns, what real men want for Christmas)
To: The Zontron 7000
This isn't even good enough for a Zot waste.........
50
posted on
10/27/2005 8:36:24 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(I've eaten so much crow in my life that I'm immune to bird flu.........)
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