The first rescue team on the scene sent out a high-priority request for the world's largest frying pan and an unspecified amount of butter'n onions.
"The first rescue team on the scene sent out a high-priority request for the world's largest frying pan and an unspecified amount of butter'n onions."
You bet! Hundreds of moose are killed in Southcentral Alaska by automobiles every year. They get out on the highways and are totally unpredictable. I hit one of them quite a few years ago, and it was a real mess. It was a young one that tried to jump my car and ended up being split into half. While waiting for the authorities to show up, people tried to steal it!
Had to drive home without a windshield...