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1 posted on 10/05/2005 2:10:48 PM PDT by EveningStar
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2 posted on 10/05/2005 2:13:02 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar

Get him into piano lessons...post haste!


3 posted on 10/05/2005 2:13:33 PM PDT by politicket (Our Supreme Court just destroyed our land...any Patrick Henry's out there?)
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To: EveningStar

I understand this is a desired trait in cats.


4 posted on 10/05/2005 2:14:03 PM PDT by Chickensoup (Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm! Good!)
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To: EveningStar

Immediately the U.N. voted to convert all mathematics worldwide to "Base 25".


5 posted on 10/05/2005 2:14:03 PM PDT by theDentist (The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
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To: EveningStar

He's gonna be great at base-25 math.


6 posted on 10/05/2005 2:14:44 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Islam is merely Nazism without the snappy fashion sense.)
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To: EveningStar

That looks like a digital photo.


7 posted on 10/05/2005 2:15:42 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: EveningStar

Born accountant.


8 posted on 10/05/2005 2:17:15 PM PDT by gubamyster
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To: EveningStar

Finding gardening gloves is going to be a problem.


10 posted on 10/05/2005 2:19:12 PM PDT by Dog Gone
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To: EveningStar
Wonder if he gets charged more for a manicure?
11 posted on 10/05/2005 2:21:03 PM PDT by tophat9000 (This bulletin just in:"Chinese's Fire Drill's" will now be known as "New Orleans' Hurricane Drill's")
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To: EveningStar

1 little, 2 little, 3 little Indians
4 little, 5 little, 6 little Indians
7 little, 8 little, 9 little, 10 little, 11 little Indians
12 little Indian boys!


12 posted on 10/05/2005 2:21:52 PM PDT by Diddle E. Squat ("I'm quitting the GOP! (Again!)" - Eeyore. Join the Self-Annointed Martyr Party!)
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To: EveningStar

Will be able to make change without taking his shows off.


13 posted on 10/05/2005 2:21:55 PM PDT by dts32041 ( Robin Hood, stealing from the government and giving back to tax payer. Where is he today?)
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To: EveningStar
Uh Oh!

THE SIXTH FINGER

On a hill overlooking a Welsh mining town the science of genetics has been astoundingly advanced. Professor Mather has invented a machine which, through high frequency electronics working on a molecular level, will speed up the process of evolution.

A young miner volunteers to be the first human subject for the machine. The first jolt of power seems to have an instant effect on him. Immediately he has more intelligence and understanding, and his body evolves as well. His forehead is higher, his eyes brighter and his fingers, long and sensitive, now have three joints instead of two. And the stub of a sixth finger begins to grow. The evolution continues until he represents man of one million years in the future -- he is translucent and lives by photosynthesis.

Directed by: James Goldstone Written by: Ellis St. Joseph

Starring:DAVID McCALLUM (Gwyllm Griffiths), EDWARD MULHARE (Prof. Mathers), JILL HAWORTH (Cathy), CONSTANCE CAVENDISH (Gert the Bread), NORA MARLOWE (Mrs. Ives), ROBERT DOYLE (Wilt Morgan), CHUCK HAYWARD (1st Deputy) and GEORGE PELLIN (2nd Deputy)

15 posted on 10/05/2005 2:26:59 PM PDT by hattend (Rare Bear wins the Gold at Reno 2005)
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To: EveningStar

This little piggy went to the movies...


18 posted on 10/05/2005 2:38:21 PM PDT by eddie willers
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To: TheBigB

ping


19 posted on 10/05/2005 2:43:53 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar

How in the hell did I get onto the 25 fingers and toes ping list?


20 posted on 10/05/2005 2:44:26 PM PDT by layman (Card Carrying Infidel)
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To: EveningStar
His new name:

Handiat Filing.

21 posted on 10/05/2005 2:45:47 PM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
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To: EveningStar

So that's where the hand at the start of "Chiller Theatre" came from.....


22 posted on 10/05/2005 2:46:01 PM PDT by par4 (If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything)
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To: EveningStar

LOL! A thumb is not a finger...


24 posted on 10/05/2005 2:59:38 PM PDT by AMERIKA
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To: EveningStar; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day; TheBigB; Fierce Allegiance
Could be worse.

He could have six legs and two peepees (and be abandonded at a temple -- that's the bad part).

31 posted on 10/05/2005 4:10:32 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Chat is my milieu)
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that's why those rotten b#stards are kicking our kid's rear ends in MATH..... gawd, WHY????????

that's it, I'm sewing some extra digits on my children's hands and feet..../sarc

37 posted on 10/05/2005 4:58:54 PM PDT by Dick Vomer (liberals suck......... but it depends on what your definition of the word "suck" is.)
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