Man Killed With Fork

http://www.local6.com/news/5021627/detail.html ^ | 9:23 am EDT September 27, 2005

[BenLurkin]

Green Bay, Wis., man is charged with killing his neighbor with a fork, according to police.

Investigators said Gordon Senecal was taking care of Todd Charles' 15-year-old pit bull over the weekend when an argument broke out between the two men.

The men began fighting at Charles' home and Senecal was stabbed with a large serving fork, police said.

Senecal was taken to a nearby hospital, where he was pronounced dead.

Charles is expected in court Monday for his first appearance.

[BenLurkin]

The suspect.

[TheBigB]

Was it an assault fork?

[RockinRight]

The suspect reportedly said "Fork You!!" as he stabbed his neighbor...

[AppyPappy]

Crikey! He's a Klingon!!

[Brilliant]

Time to require a national fork registration database.

[wardaddy]

It's the pit bull's fault

[Junior]

It's "tine" to die, ping.

[Entrepreneur]

Clearly, this would never have happened if Wisconsin had fork control legislation.

[manwiththehands]

Or "FORK OFF!"

[Redcitizen]

Ban the Hi-capacity four pronged forks and require people to use three pronged forks only.

[dighton]

He's going to do serious tine.

[krb]

In the spirit of "eye for an eye," I say stick a fork in him, he's done...

[dighton]

Curses!

[Izzy Dunne]

Hope his cellmate enjoys spooning...

[governsleastgovernsbest]

When forks are outlawed, only Martha Stewart will know which fork to use?

[cjshapi]

That was soooooo bad!

[PoorMuttly]

CCF.

*Ping*

[Havok]

Forget the NRA
I need the NFA.
You know libs are gonna try banning forks next!
oh this was all probably Bush's fault.

[navygal]

The victim should of had a bat near by.

[martin_fierro]

May the perp serve hard tine.

[verity]

Definitely.

This never would have happened with a spatula.

[thoughtomator]

They can have my fork when they pry it from my chubby, well-fed hands.

[governsleastgovernsbest]

If only he had shopped at Spatula City! Spatula City!

[Steely Tom]

He was quiet, real quiet. Lived here for years, never caused any trouble. He seemed to keep to himself, mostly.

[Redcitizen]

This article was composed while playing the tune of Wierd Al Yankovic's parody "just eat it"

[kx9088]

They should'nt even have forks of any number of tines. They should only allow sporks with the maximum length of a tine being no more than one quarter of an inch long.

[cripplecreek]

When forks are outlawed......

[b4its2late]

Sounds like something out of Silence of the Lambs.

[Osage Orange]

ROFLOL!!

[EX52D]

What the fork?

[MeanWestTexan]

"Crikey! He's a Klingon!!"

LOL I thought the same thing

[hflynn]

The Fork.

[Gay State Conservative]

This is Sara Brady's fault!

[Redcitizen]

That is getting close to the category of a Saturday night fork special.
Sporks are allowable if a family only has 10 or less at a time. These sporks should be in a locked kitchen drawer so that small childen will not play unsupervised with them or show them off to their friends.

[BenLurkin]

I'm thinking it was something more like this:

[TennesseeGirl]

Quick! Call an attorney! Obviously, there are millions to be made from the silverware manufacturer. Call the legislators! Oh, why has the government been so negligent as to not require fork-locks? This could have been prevented.

[FOXFANVOX]

Was that fork purchased legally?

Was this a dinner fork or a salad fork? [We need to know which to outlaw.]

Was this done before the entree arrived? [In which case, it might be considered a hate crime! Or certainly a crime of bad taste.]

[DainBramage]

"Ya know what this is...This is a 10" server,

the most powerful serving fork in the world....

.....go ahead punk make my day"

[TennesseeGirl]

Quick! Call an attorney! Obviously, there are millions to be made from the silverware manufacturer. Call the legislators! Oh, why has the government been so negligent as to not require fork-locks? This could have been prevented. {sarcasm}

[TheBigB]

Separated at birth?

[BenLurkin]

Somehow I knew this news item would bring many classic ripostes.

[ShadowDancer]

The police line up:

[BenLurkin]

LOL!

[TheBigB]

LOL at the tagline...

[lOKKI]

WHEN FORKS ARE OUTLAWED, ONLY OUTLAWS WILL GET FORKED!

[Recovering Hermit]

Of course, a pit bull had to be involved.

[azhenfud]

Thank goodness the fork wasn't loaded.

[najida]

LOL!

Great!

[ShadowDancer]

Hahaha. I just read yours. We may have been separated at birth.