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| 09/09/2005
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Posted on 09/09/2005 5:37:55 AM PDT by BJClinton
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To: r-q-tek86
I took it as sarcasm considering the source ; ) So I said otay, i'll be sensitive.
141
posted on
09/09/2005 9:12:57 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Warning.... Contents under pressure....If you don't like what I say, don't read it !)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
142
posted on
09/09/2005 9:13:45 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Warning.... Contents under pressure....If you don't like what I say, don't read it !)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I should be working... but I just don't feel like it.
Something for your office...
What do attorneys use for birth control? ...Their personalities.
143
posted on
09/09/2005 9:14:02 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
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To: r-q-tek86
For some that is SOOOOOOOOOO TRUE!!!
145
posted on
09/09/2005 9:15:19 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
I'm always amazed at how you can mentally add inflection to the typed word and come up with whole new meanings.
146
posted on
09/09/2005 9:16:23 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
To: MrsCinAZ
Your a
perfect kisser! your a little of
everything! you keep your partner on their
toes, and always wanting more! Your kisses can
be soft, innocent, sexual, passionate and
senseual! Everyone must want alittle from you!
But good job keep it up^_^
What type of kisser are you?(pics)[[for guys and girls]]brought to you by Quizilla
147
posted on
09/09/2005 9:17:47 AM PDT
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: r-q-tek86
The danger of email is the lack of inflection and facial expression. I have a reputation among freepers who know me of seldom being serious. But those who don't know me sometimes freak out.
148
posted on
09/09/2005 9:19:56 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Warning.... Contents under pressure....If you don't like what I say, don't read it !)
To: BJClinton
The Gunny wasn't happy. Just short of 30 years in his beloved Corp and that `shave-tail' lieutenant assigned him `ornament duty' at the JFK Center.
It was May of `93 and there were a lot of new people coming out of the woodwork, an aggressive breed that didn't hesitate to shove & push. His job was to stand there in dress uniform with sword, cross his right arm across his chest and say: "A through L to the right", then switch arms and say, "M through Z to the left". There was some special seating but he was assured that they would discreetly show him a ticket and he would then direct them to a head usher. That was all he had to do.
Just before the doors closed a fierce looking matron approached him, trailed by a pear-shaped consort, and announced, "I have a mezzanine seat."
He waited, but nothing was produced by the woman, so he went into his drill, "A through L . . ." etc. She was taken aback at first but then almost shouted, "I insist, private--I have a mezzanine seat!"
He looked over at the head usher and could see that bird was not getting involved. Meanwhile he did his thing, pointing people left and right.
Finally she grabbed his arm and hissed, "I have very important friends, one at the very top! I have a special mezzanine seat, and I must insist that you . . ".
People were watching. He could take it no longer.
He became a ram-rod and bellowed, "Lady, I don't care if you got brass tits. A through L to the right, M through Z to the left!"
To: All
150
posted on
09/09/2005 9:21:10 AM PDT
by
CSM
( It's all Bush's fault! He should have known Mayor Gumbo was a retard! - Travis McGee (9/2))
To: BJClinton; All
the 6 phases of a project:
1. enthusiasm
2. Disillusionment
3. Panic
4. search for the guilty
5. punishment of the innocent
6. praise and honor for the non-participants
151
posted on
09/09/2005 9:21:26 AM PDT
by
Zavien Doombringer
(Have you gotten your Viking Kittie Patch today? http://www.visualops.com/patch.html)
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To: CSM
156
posted on
09/09/2005 9:38:36 AM PDT
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
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To: BJClinton
This Missing Man Report just in, in case you were wondering
where their fearless leader was during the The Storm--
"Heinz Calls on Venezuela to Give Back Seized Ketchup Plant"
--headline, Bloomberg News, Sept. 6, as reported by BEST OF THE WEB
159
posted on
09/09/2005 9:51:39 AM PDT
by
OESY
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