Barmaids in Save Our Jugs

The Sun (UK) ^ | 08/05/2005 | Heather Browne

[MeanWestTexan]

BUSTY barmaids across Britain are putting on a united front after EU killjoys ordered them to cover their cleavages. The Sun yesterday launched a Save Our Jugs campaign in a bid to throw out the dippy directive. The po-faced pen-pushers claim low-cut tops are a health hazard as barmaids run a skin cancer risk when they go outside to serve and collect glasses.

[MeanWestTexan]

Funny, but symptomatic of the wussification of the EU adn the continued war against all things heterosexual.

[darkwing104]

This ought to be intresting

[ConservativeMan55]

I hope the jugs are saved, lol.

[MeanWestTexan]

It's a pictorial article by the Sun, no less.

[TheBigB]

Need I say...

PICTURES???

[wideawake]

That is the weakest excuse for a piece of militant feminist legislation I have ever heard of.

[steveegg]

There really needs to be a rule ;-)

[darkwing104]

You know the rules...

[al baby]

Viking Kitten to the rescue

[1Old Pro]

I smell a ZOT as this gets evaporated from Breaking News.

[July 4th]

To hell with the EU. This means war!

[Nebr FAL owner]

Send over the yobs & the soccer hooligans to give the offending EU paperpushing doofus a truly deserved arse whooping/wood shampoo.

[dead]

The pictures of their busty barmaids weren't too impressive.

I wish this article was published in Sweden, not the UK.

[rattrap]

Wait... there was an article?

[gopwinsin04]

This is definitely could be categorized as 'Extended News'

[Rummyfan]

My gawd, what does this mean for Bavarian barmaids in dirndls at the beer gardens?

[linkinpunk]

[MeanWestTexan]

It really shouldn't be zotted (although I think has been).

It is a typical, absurd, action by the EU, and really symptomatic of the intelligensia's war against heterosexuals.

[Tax-chick]

The po-faced pen-pushers claim low-cut tops are a health hazard as barmaids run a skin cancer risk when they go outside to serve and collect glasses.

This is a joke, right? They've never heard of sunscreen?

[G.Mason]

Here's looking at you, kid!

[tx_eggman]

I gotta go to a meeting, could someone keep me abreast of the situation ...

[al baby]

Blonde Louise, who boasts a 34D cleavage, has been pulling pints

Thats what the call it

[al baby]

Hold mah Beer

[al baby]

Are you a Friend of Bill W.?

[doubled]

"The pictures of their busty barmaids weren't too impressive."

Well, it did keep saying click picture to enlarge.

[MeanWestTexan]

"They've never heard of sunscreen?"

That is so open to so many replies, but my wife reads my posts.

But, no, this is not a joke. It's a real, stupid, EU regulation.

No heterosexual activity allowed. They start on the margins like this, then work there way up.

[gopwinsin04]

[Rummyfan]

I heard they took lots of pictures of the girls, but they're not developed yet!

[RosieCotton]

This is a joke, right? They've never heard of sunscreen?

That was my first thought. The way I dress, I don't hafta worry about this problem (ouch!!), but talk about nanny-state regulations!

Hard to believe.

[rlmorel]

SAVE THE JUGS! SAVE THE JUGS! (Rattles can of coins)

Where can I contribute?

[1Old Pro]

This is definitely could be categorized as 'Extended News'

Yep, that's it

[Tax-chick]

Parasols? A good waitress could carry quite a few beers in one hand, and a sunshade in the other. It would be quaint!

The EU is absolutely bats! If this is enforced, I'll expect my brother to stop nattering about how great Europe is!

[Fierce Allegiance]

Pinging "The Guys"

[Taxman]

Let's hear it for busty barmaids with cleavage BUMP!

[Fierce Allegiance]

[Owl_Eagle]

Very nice work, FA!

 

The pictures of their busty barmaids weren't too impressive.

 

Fresh off a three day suspension for posting something by P.J. O'Rourke, I'm not taking any chances here, but if you were to google "Page 3 Girls" they've got a link to some rather sumptuous Brit Barmaids.

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

[BlueNgold]

OK, OK, Someone has to...
The following are listed as British Barmaids according my search:

And just to Americanize the gallery:

[Tax-chick]

I wouldn't look forward to having my chest sunburned, either - but honestly, any waitress who's concerned about sunburn can take care of herself. I think the poster who says this is a "gays don't like b*obs" regulation must be right!

[G.Mason]

Thanks, but one of those would hurt me baaaad. All four would kill me.

Come to think of it ... I've live long enough. ;)

[#1CTYankee]

I knew I'd find you on this thread.

[KosmicKitty]

Well, all this talk about busty barmaids has made this "small" woman feel a bit, well, a bit small

So, I put on my padded bra ;-)

[JimWforBush]

[Fierce Allegiance]

Who, me? :)

[Stag_Man]

From the article...

"Amy Beddis, 20, works in the Fresher And Professor, also in Plymouth. The 32D law graduate said: “The directive is stupid."

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Um, will someone please explain to me how someone so remarkable as to graduate from Law School at age 20 works serving beer to horny old guys at a pub?

[Stag_Man]

WHERE CAN I GET THAT STEIN?!

[MeanWestTexan]

Cash tips are non-taxable.

Probably net better may in the land of "1 for you and 19 for me" (95% tax at one time).

[Tatze]

That is priceless!!!

Thats gotta hurt...

[Stag_Man]

(95% tax at one time).
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GOOD LORD! I knew taxes where bad in Europe, but I never knew that meant 95% bad. When/where did this happen?

[MeanWestTexan]

It went for on a long time --- the quote is from "Taxman" by John Lennon --- who, even a disgusting a liberal as he was, realized the tax rate was insane:

"Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman

Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman

If you drive a car, I'll tax the street,
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat,
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.

Don't ask me what I want it for
If you don't want to pay some more
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman

Now my advice for those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman
And you're working for no one but me."

[NCC-1701]

Not to put to fine a point on it, but "Taxman" was written and sung by George Harrison. It's still a nice song, though.