Police powerless on outdoor orgies

Ananova ^ | July 18, 2005 | Staff

[MadIvan]

Dutch police and park rangers have admitted they are powerless to stop a growing trend of outdoor sex orgies.

In the latest incident, a large group of people were found romping naked on a beach in the Bussloo area of the country.

They including 10 couples who were being "particularly boisterous" with each other while the others watched.

But police called to the scene admitted they were powerless to act despite numerous complaints from other beach users, and could only give the naked orgy lovers a verbal warning.

The head of one of Holland's biggest national parks says the problem is getting worse and has called for the government to make clear guidelines on outdoor sex orgies to allow police to act.

Eric Droogh, who is director at the Veluwe National Park, said: "A national debate on wild sex parties in the countryside is essential.

"Police and park wardens currently have too little scope to intervene. The only possibility is to catch the transgressors red-handed.

"Outdoor sex is now commonly occurring in national parks and other public places. In some cases they just stopped beside the road in the picnic area or a meadow for the orgies."

He called for clearer guidelines and sanctions to deal with the outdoor sex phenomenon.

[MadIvan]

Between this and the Theo van Gogh case, the Dutch papers won't find it difficult to fill their pages for the next few weeks.

Regards, Ivan

[MadIvan]

Ping!

[jdm]

"A national debate on wild sex parties in the countryside is essential."

[Argus]

The Onion might as well go out of business. They can't top this.

[MadIvan]

I'm surprised Weird Bill hasn't booked a ticket to Amsterdam already.

Regards, Ivan

[smonk]

[makes note to change vacation plans]

[RockinRight]

So what you're saying is that if you get caught having sex outside in the Netherlands...you're screwed...

[COBOL2Java]

And fact-finding missions! Don't forget that!

[theDentist]

He called for clearer guidelines and sanctions to deal with the outdoor sex phenomenon.

Outdoor sex phenomenon? What, like no one has ever thought of sex outdoors before?

[wideawake]

Dutch police and park rangers have admitted they are powerless to stop a growing trend of outdoor sex orgies.

Are there no firehoses? Are there no truncheons?

[Mr. Jeeves]

Interestingly, the article remains silent on the sexual orientation of the participants, but given recent news stories in the US...

[Tijeras_Slim]

They need to import some Grizzly Bears.

[snarks_when_bored]

It could've been worse for the cops; the headline could've read:

Police impotent on outdoor orgies

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

LOL! Wait, maybe I shouldn't be laughing...

[little jeremiah]

later pingout...

[CzarNicky]

Are there no firehoses? Are there no truncheons?

no ice water?

[Little Ray]

Umm, "Indecent exposure?" "Creating a public nuisance?" "Drunk and Disorderly?" Could they arrest 'em on any of those?

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I don't care what they do as long as don't do it in the road and frighten the horses.

OOPS! Too late for that.

Cripes, how'd you like to take your three year old to beach, and as you walk from the parking lot [car park] there's three guys making love to one another. "Daddy, why are those men peeing in that other man's mouth and bum?"

[martin_fierro]

In the latest incident, a large group of people were found romping naked on a beach in the Bussloo area of the country.

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[Argus]

"It's shrinkage!"

- G. Costanza

[Fierce Allegiance]

I would hate to be "powerless" at an outdoor orgie.

[Yo-Yo]

Amazing what a well aimed shot of pepper spray could do...

[ovrtaxt]

Well, why not. STDs are all natural, after all...

[TheBigB]

"A national debate on wild sex parties in the countryside is essential."

Very much so. :)

[PaulaB]

They need to import some Grizzly Bears.

LOL that would definately solve the problem..

[OSHA]

A national debate on wild sex parties in the countryside is essential.

Some things go without saying.

[csvset]

romping naked on a beach in the Bussloo area

Fitting to Bussloo up in here!

[thackney]

Are there no firehoses? Are there no truncheons?

Or at least paint guns. You would think they could get a paintball tournament to take care of this problem for free.

[Horatio Gates]

They need to import some Grizzly Bears.

It's too late. They've been co-opted.

[Delta 21]

Hose 'em down!!

[The SISU kid]

I would hate to be "powerless" at an outdoor orgie.

or a indoor one.....

[Grampa Dave]

Simple, just restrict these orgies to the winter time. That will "handle" this problem.

[tet68]

Eric Droogh, who is director at the Veluwe National Park, said: "A national debate on wild sex parties in the countryside is essential.

Lord, don't let the democrats find out about this, it would
drive Rove off the front page in a minute.

Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi, Hillery! Clinton, the image
is too horrible to contemplate!

[Tijeras_Slim]

ROFLAMO!

[Dutch Boy]

Just turn of the Barry White music.....

[dfwddr]

ROAD TRIP !!!!!!!!!!

[samiam1972]

What? No pictures?

[Desdemona]

Why was it I didn't like Holland?

[ErnBatavia]

a large group of people were found romping naked on a beach

It's the "Noise Abatement thing"...I flew KLM to Amsterdam once, and you couldn't get a wink of sleep due to the waitresses (er, em stewardesses) clogging up and down the aisle in those wooden booties.

Sheesh.

[octobersky]

He's probably looking into it.

[pageonetoo]

I'm surprised Weird Bill hasn't booked a ticket to Amsterdam already.

Over here, he is simply referred to as "Bent Willie"...

Have a good day, and keep your eyes and ears aware!

[Norski]

Hmm... dearth of pictures. :-)