Exam sir 'sex act' charge

thesun.co.uk ^

[phoenix_004]

A TEACHER pleasured himself in front of pupils during exams, a court heard yesterday.

Shay Kernaghan, 27, put chairs either side of his desk to hide what he was doing, but one sixth-former said: “It was obvious. He went pink and started shaking his hand.”

Business studies teacher Kernaghan, who has since left the London school for Muslims, denies eight charges.

Case continues at Southwark Crown Court.

[Redcloak]

There's a "suicide bomber" joke in here someplace.

[tuffydoodle]

Must...not....speak....

[flashbunny]

if the desk is a-rockin, don't come a-knockin.

[shadeaud]

This teacher should only date after school hours.

[EX52D]

OMG...

[Frank_Discussion]

The teach sounds like a real jerk.

[headsonpikes]

"When ya gotta go, ya gotta go!"

Or something.

[dirtboy]

He should have put the dunce cap over it first.

[DTogo]

Maybe he was just fondling his (two) prayer beads? ;^)

[Always Right]

Isn't this what Joyclyn Elders advocated?

[areafiftyone]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[So Cal Rocket]

Well, you can't spank the students anymore, so he decided to spank the monkey, instead.

[linkinpunk]

Jeez!

And the janitors used to get mad at us when we put GUM under the desk.

[Sthitch]

I am sure that his union representative will make the argument that he was thinking about one of his fellow male teachers, and so to punish him will tantamount to discrimination.

[ElkGroveDan]

Business studies teacher Kernaghan, who has since left the London school for Muslims,

...and is now at the London School for the Blind.

[agooga]

Come again?

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

apparently he couldn't wait for the 72 virgins to help him?

[JimWforBush]

"There's a "suicide bomber" joke in here someplace."

LOL, now I am trying to come up with one.

[cripplecreek]

Spare the rod, spoil the child.

I thought spanking has been made illegal in school.

[avg_freeper]

"He went pink and started shaking his hand.” "

Perhaps he was just doing the hokey-pokey and got to the point right before "and that's what it's all about!".

[Fierce Allegiance]

[Redcloak]

I can think of a few, but this thread is already teetering on the edge of deletion.

[JimWforBush]

I am sure a premature explosion would be involved.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Well, I expected to find you here.

[Yo-Yo]

To Sir with Love

[Fierce Allegiance]

Open bomb bay doors
Eye on the target (porn)
Drop the load with precision timing, etc.

[RockinRight]

What a jerk-off!!

[GregB]

There is a time limit??????There is no picture of a carrot or a mule....That picture is a hoot!!!

[Fierce Allegiance]

Mule?

[GregB]

Whipping the old mule!!!!!

[Fierce Allegiance]

My bad, I didn't see that in the keywords.

[JimWforBush]

Open bomb bay doors
Eye on the target (porn)
Drop the load with precision timing, etc.


Then SPLAT!

[wideawake]

Roughing up the suspect.

[lakeman]

LOL LOL

[GregB]

I am surprisedthis has not beeen pulled....probably to busy laughing!!!!!!

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I am surprisedthis has not beeen pulled

If it wasn't pulled, there would be no story.

[JimWforBush]

"I am surprisedthis has not beeen pulled"

According to the article, that's what got him in trouble.

[Millee]

He went pink and started shaking his hand.”

I thought you turned pink AFTER your hand starting shaking. Learn something new everyday.

[RockinRight]

Bopping the baloney
Peeling your banana
Slapping the salami...

[dfwddr]

Your attendance is requested......

[stylecouncilor]

ping

[Dashing Dasher]

Whooppsss
Just got back - on my way.

[Dashing Dasher]

[Clemenza]

If this were a female teacher, I'd show up for class even if I were sick with pnemonia.

[Dashing Dasher]

Of course you would, you are such a dedicated horny dog student!

[sweetliberty]

Yeah, I know I'm bad, but I couldn't resist pinging.

[dfwddr]

LOL, I dunno, somma the sites I've seen aren't..... I mean the ones I've heard about....

[pissant]

Darn, I miss all the good threads now. :(

[Dashing Dasher]

And we miss you, too.