THONGS ARE BAD FOR YOU

SkyNews ^ | 6/1/05 | staff

[pissant]

They may be good for getting rid of unsightly visible panty lines - but German experts are warning G-strings are bad for women's health.

They are even calling for the wispy knickers to be banned, following an "enormous" increase in patients suffering genital inflammation.

Dr Thomas Gent, of the Association of Gynaecologists in Hamburg, told the Sun that "friction" caused by the string section is behind it all.

"G-strings can abrade and injure the sensitive skin around the genital area - especially if they are too tight or made with badly stitched material," he said.

He added the harm caused "can aid the spread of bacteria and cause fungal infections".

But British women are increasingly following the example of Bridget Jones - and plumping for bigger knickers.

A spokesman for high street retailer H&M said: "The trend is turning to comfortable hot-pants and slips."

[pissant]

Gals, they are worth the risks!

[Salamander]

Oh yeah?....:)

[pissant]

WOW. That's hot!

[Conservatrix]

Why bother wearing these stupid things at all? I would rather wear nothing... (I mean pretty much IS nothing)....

[WhiteGuy]

C'mon with the pics already................

[Michael Goldsberry]

Therefor ladies... go naked!

[SIDENET]

"G-strings can abrade and injure the sensitive skin around the genital area - especially if they are too tight or made with badly stitched material," he said.

He added the harm caused "can aid the spread of bacteria and cause fungal infections".

T-M-I

[pissant]

That works too!

[TADSLOS]

There's always a down side, but let's count the numerous benefits, shall we? Sounds like the making of a new thread there, pissant.

[pissant]

I'll see what I can do, and not get banned again!

[Drew68]

Posted on 06/19/2005 9:12:27 AM EDT by pissant

All I needed was to read the title of the thread to know who posted this! ;-)

[TADSLOS]

But British women are increasingly following the example of Bridget Jones - and plumping for bigger knickers

Wow, just one syllable away from a great one liner.

[WhiteGuy]

Why'd they ban a good and upright citizen like you?

[pissant]

They didn't say anything about men's thongs. You may be OK. ;o)

[pissant]

LOL

[Salamander]

Oh brother......;))

[pissant]

It would require it's own thread. But we can cram a few benefits here as well....

[nevergore]

Forget thongs...go commando like me...

NeverGore :^)

[Drew68]

They are even calling for the wispy knickers to be banned

Banned? A bit of an overreaction isn't it?

Seriously though, I've always thought thongs to be a bit unhygenic. Without going into detail, you ever see what a thong looks like after a woman has been wearing it all day? There ain't nothing sexy about that!

[Michael Goldsberry]

I went to Black's Beach when I was out there in California.

(Yes, I "participated.")

[pissant]

I do my best to keep the masses happy....

[pissant]

I agree! LOL

[Salamander]

Butt floss.
Bleah.

[I wore a pair once and hubby's "reaction" nearly scared the hell outta me...but not *quite*].....LOL!

[sodpoodle]

I thee you are thinging the tham old thong again you pithant.

[pissant]

They called one of my thong swimsuit pics porn the last time. 3 days in the wilderness for me!

[Salamander]

ROFL!

[Tijeras_Slim]

All I needed was to read the title of the thread to know who posted this! ;-)

pissant always posts something cheerful before going off to church and teaching Sunday School! :)

[WhiteGuy]

The mods are NO-FUN.

Ok, skip the thong pics, I know where to find plenty.............

[sodpoodle]

or something cheeky;)

[pissant]

I've seen worse posted here! LOL

[pissant]

Now THAT is TMI!

[Drew68]

Why bother wearing these stupid things at all? I would rather wear nothing...

An old girlfriend of mine always went commando under skirts. She said it was healthy because it "aired things out a bit." Of course, she had to be careful when she sat down.

[pissant]

I believe you. No chewing, I take it?

[pissant]

Assured of you manhood, I assume.

[Salamander]

[Saundra Duffy]

Eye sores

[pissant]

Where the heck have you been? I am trying to pass on health advice here!

[Salamander]

See #35.....:-D

[Drew68]

I believe you. No chewing, I take it?

Oh, that's never stopped me!

[pissant]

I do it for you Slim. I am concerned about you.

[pissant]

depends on the tush!

[pissant]

I did. You have the animal kingdom about covered!

[Drew68]

Oh, that's never stopped me!

I'M KIDDING!!!

[sodpoodle]

As long as you pass on advice and nothing else.....or I'm telling.

Ping Missyme - I hope she is keeping a file on you;)

sp

[WhiteGuy]

HOT HOT HOT

[Salamander]

ROFL!

That's what happens when you turn off the Google "safe search".
You wouldn't believe what I *could've* posted if not for my "ozone allergy".....;)

[Tijeras_Slim]

I am concerned about you.

Thanks, pa.... it's always good to know that even in middle age I can reach a new low.

[Salamander]

You dog, you!


LOL!

[pissant]

Uh-huh!

[pissant]

Missyme is the queen of thongs, so I hear...