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Darth Vader shows his dark side (flasher alert)
ananova ^ | 5/26/05 | staff

Posted on 05/26/2005 7:12:21 AM PDT by pissant

Police in Malaysia are hunting a man who flashes women while wearing a Darth Vader costume.

The Star Wars flasher exposed himself to women factory workers in two industrial areas of Bandar Baru Nilai.

Priscilla, 33, a factory supervisor, said the man got out of his car, strutted about menacingly in his Darth Vader suit before flashing to 15 women workers standing at a bus stop at 7am.

"At first, I thought he was a die-hard Star Wars fan trying to impress us with his costume. But we were shocked when he showed us his private parts," she told Malaysia's Star newspaper.

The women were waiting for buses to take them home after their night shift.

When some of the women screamed, he jumped into his car and drove off.

"Next time it will not be Revenge of the Sith but revenge on a sick man if we catch him doing his act again," Priscilla added.

The flasher was reported to have displayed himself to another group of workers at a second factory nearby.


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KEYWORDS: darthvader; flashdance; flasher
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Where's a handy light saber when you need one?
1 posted on 05/26/2005 7:12:22 AM PDT by pissant
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pissant wrote:
Where's a handy light saber when you need one?

--We all know where that guys lightsaber was! on hand.


2 posted on 05/26/2005 7:14:03 AM PDT by 1FASTGLOCK45 (FreeRepublic: More fun than watching Dem'Rats drown like Turkeys in the rain! ! !)
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Was he wearing one of those cool new Vader mask that change your voice? LOL


3 posted on 05/26/2005 7:14:26 AM PDT by pepperhead (Kennedy's float, Mary Jo's don't!)
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To: 1FASTGLOCK45

Must grip tightly....


4 posted on 05/26/2005 7:14:42 AM PDT by pissant (Ruby Red)
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To: pepperhead

I imagine the breathing pattern was similar to the real Darth....


5 posted on 05/26/2005 7:15:30 AM PDT by pissant (Ruby Red)
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I imagine the breathing pattern was similar to the real Darth....

LOL

6 posted on 05/26/2005 7:18:14 AM PDT by pepperhead (Kennedy's float, Mary Jo's don't!)
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To: pissant

Did he have a light sabre?

Or was it more of a light *dagger*?


7 posted on 05/26/2005 7:18:18 AM PDT by Air Conditioned Gypsy
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Where do you find all this stuff, pissant?


8 posted on 05/26/2005 7:24:17 AM PDT by Skooz (Admit Nothing. Deny Everything. Make Counter Accusations.)
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9 posted on 05/26/2005 7:26:15 AM PDT by raivyn (<---------------- The force is strong in that one.)
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strutted about menacingly in his Darth Vader suit before flashing to 15 women workers standing at a bus stop at 7am.

Hey! Yo ladies! Check out this Force!

10 posted on 05/26/2005 7:37:36 AM PDT by cowboyway (My heroes have always been cowboys.)
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To: Air Conditioned Gypsy

my guess.....dagger


11 posted on 05/26/2005 7:43:16 AM PDT by pissant (Ruby Red)
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To: Skooz

It finds me!


12 posted on 05/26/2005 7:43:32 AM PDT by pissant (Ruby Red)
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To: raivyn

It's pulsing. Is that good?


13 posted on 05/26/2005 7:43:57 AM PDT by pissant (Ruby Red)
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To: cowboyway

Fond memories of Malaysia?


14 posted on 05/26/2005 7:44:29 AM PDT by pissant (Ruby Red)
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I've read that before...............


15 posted on 05/26/2005 7:54:37 AM PDT by Skooz (Admit Nothing. Deny Everything. Make Counter Accusations.)
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I guess that depends on your point of view, or gender!

Your Amazing Yoda Sex Line
"Do me or do me not - there is no try."
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16 posted on 05/26/2005 8:01:02 AM PDT by raivyn (<---------------- The force is strong in that one.)
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To: Skooz

sorry


17 posted on 05/26/2005 8:02:38 AM PDT by pissant (Ruby Red)
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To: raivyn

that's Funny!


18 posted on 05/26/2005 8:03:03 AM PDT by pissant (Ruby Red)
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(Light sabres are turned on, held down low) "I can see your schwartz is as big as mine" -- Dark Helmet (SpaceBalls)

http://imdb.com/title/tt0094012/quotes


19 posted on 05/26/2005 8:10:21 AM PDT by sully777 (If anyone asks, I'm a monger-monger.)
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It's a shame when you see this story for the truth it tells. This is as close as a Star Wars geek will get to actual females.


20 posted on 05/26/2005 8:11:48 AM PDT by sully777 (If anyone asks, I'm a monger-monger.)
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