Z is for Zot : Are You A Troll?

[Darksheare]

I'm going to show up at your house next time you are rollerblading, and I'll kneecap you with an aluminum baseball bat.
Why?
Because I hate trolls, that's why.
And because I can.
After that, I'll forcibly drag you up onto your roof and sacrifice you to the Aztec gods.

[eyespysomething]

It's y'all not ya'll. It's short for you all.

The bookful blockhead, ignorantly read, With loads of learned lumber in his head.

[WakeUpAndVote]

"Are you a hater? Do you consider yourself to be superior based on your race, religion, sexual orientation? Are you a self-righteous blowhard? If you are reading this, then you most likely are one."
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I can read. I do not consider myself superior because race or religion. Although, I will point out that Islam does like get rid of competition. Sexual orientation, the only reason that you are bringing this up is because you are gay. I don't care. The only hater I see is you.
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"Moslems and Homosexuals aren't the scourge of the world. Intolerance, judgmentalism......"
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Oh, I see your point now. These people... Are tolerant of the actions of the people who did this.
That cleared it up for me on who you are and what you stand for. You are the hater. And therefore are hated by every American.

[wolicy_ponk]

[lowbridge]

Why are you stupid?

[Tread]

If it weren't for insomnia, this would have just died a natural death. Funny how Jimmah Cahtah was allowed to say nu-cu-lar, but President Bush isn't. Just a thought.

If you remember, Jimmah used to say, "Nu-kee-ur".

[FateAmenableToChange]

Actually, your average beetle is intellectually superior to this one.

Which one was the average one? John or Ringo? I can never keep them straight.

[RushCrush]

I hate people with no common sense. And yes, that includes you and your DU friends.

Oh, and you stink.

[Houmatt]

I would have added abortion doctors to the list.

[BureaucratusMaximus]

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

NucyulerIsntAWword

Neither is "HIPPOCRISY".

[RushCrush]

Are you a hippie? Do you consider yourself to be progressive based on your race, religion, sexual orientation? Are you suffering from low self-esteem? If you are reading this, then you most likely are one. What makes you so unique? Because you worship trees? What about all the degenerates who are acting just as selfish and perverted and "DEPRAVED" as you?? Families and children aren't the scourge of the world. Liberalism, self-loathing, and short-sightedness are.(i.e. You're going to ruin the earth because you do this or that, or aren't "open" to all forms of deviance). You've got it all wrong as far as I'm concerned. Using HATE and INTOLERANCE and AFFIRMATIVE ACTION (Ya'll are busted!!!!!!) to convey your agenda is not at all what Jesus would have had in mind! Hipocracy is alive and well.

[SolidRedState]

[Grampa Dave]

Hippocrisy isn't a word either, unless one is suffering from Aids Dementia.

[hiredhand]

Trolls like this one are like bits of rock and debris that "usually" stay in orbit around our planet. Once in awhile they become dislodged from their "normal" orbit and come streaking toward earth, but self destruct in a mass of flame and flying particles long before reaching our "world".

It's like we look up and notice it just for a moment, and say "wow". Did you see that thing?!

It's the same with trolls like these. :-) :-)

[null and void]

I learned a new emotion on 9/11. You guessed it - it's HATE.

[null and void]

Actually, your average beetle is intellectually superior to this one.

Hmmm, let's see. John, Paul, George, Ringo. Average? Nahhhh! Every Beatle is intellectually superior to this one....

[null and void]

Strange how someone that talks about tolerance is so fulled with hate. :P

Strange, but oh so common.

[null and void]

Darn you.

[null and void]

And funkle...