How Do I Join? (First step, unzot yourself, which might be difficult).

[forfreedomfirst1776]

I would like to sign up and be a member of this site. Could somebody tell me how to do that? Please send directions to the email address below:

forfreedomfirst1776@yahoo.com

Thank you.

[RushCrush]

ZOT!

[Dementon]

Am I logged in?

[InvisibleChurch]

that wasn't even clever

[colorcountry]

And the thunder rolls.....

[Buck W.]

Haven't you already?

[cripplecreek]

Quick! Put this meatsuit on.

[Drango]

Just lurk for a month...then post all you want:-) Welcome.

[RushCrush]

SHHHHHHHHH don't wake up kitty!

[exnavychick]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

In before the zot??

[msnimje]

This guy must be the Valedictorian of the DU.

[mdittmar]

Are you signed on?

[Rodney King]

Congrats. This post is already a classic.

[Judith Anne]

How did you post the story, if you aren't signed up?

Troll.

[nuconvert]

Do you have electricity?

[SolidRedState]

Is this Bob Wallace?

[cowboyway]

First, put on your aluminum foil cap....

[k2blader]

You *can't* be that mentally challenged?? :-)

[nuconvert]

I laughed

[Lil'freeper]

You have to take a shower first.

[Gumption]

[ZGuy]

I'm STILL laughing.

[Recovering_Democrat]

Send a check for $100 to Recovering_Democrat.

[Jaysun]

He's already joined (obviously) so instead of instructions, I forwarded him some emails pertaining to herbal Viagra, mortgage loans, and Paris Hilton videos. I hope he finds them as helpful as I have.

[Nick Danger]

[Recovering_Democrat]

This guy must be the Valedictorian of the DU.

Nah, their valedictorian isn't that smart.

[snarks_when_bored]

An e-mail address harvesting scam...but a bit too obvious.

[Brad's Gramma]

Oh gosh. I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you, but the membership roster on Free Republic dot com is FULL!

Please reapply next year at this same time.

Thank you.

The Roster Committee Chairwoman,
BG

[NorCalRepub]

no kidding....this doesn't even show a hint of cleverness. After all the suicides over there at DU, I'm sure only the retarded ones are left.....

[Kaslin]

This'll get interesting

[Horatio Gates]

[smoothsailing]

Are you Maurice Hinchey?

[marty60]

Old trick. all you have to do is read the instructions. GEEZ, there is only one excuse for this stupid post. 1) You are a Dum, which would explain this idiocy of this request.

2) You are a Dum that would like to share a virus with FR members

You are history.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

Full information on how to join is here. Be advised that there is annual membership fee of $1,000.

[ex-snook]

"You *can't* be that mentally challenged?? :-)"

I think maybe we are.

[Richard Kimball]

Will you be zotted before I post this message?

[andyandval]

[k2blader]

Er, speak for yourself.

[NYTexan]

First you must purchase a Beeber!

(just send $99.95 to me via paypal)

[InvisibleChurch]

the cynic in me screams democratunderground

[Flyer]

[silent_jonny]

Do you know the secret handshake? We can't let you in unless you know the secret handshake.

[octobersky]

placemarker to read the rest of the funny comments later

[Calusa]

It gets better the second time.

[506trooper]

First you have to give up your day job.

[trisham]

No-thank you!

[Brett66]

[Calusa]

It gets better the second time.

[nuconvert]

I don't care who they are. It was funny. :~ ))

[MEG33]

It's a secret!