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2/22/05 | self

[beyond the sea]

Thanks for your home page. Very funny stuff =^)

Danke. My wife of 32 years is not thrilled with:

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

;-)

[End Times Sentinel]

Not to be a Master of the Obvious, but I think it's pretty much universally accepted that "Double Dutch Bus" is the greatest song of all time.

 

Give me a HO if you've got your funky bus fare…HO

There's a double dutch bus comin' down the street
Movin pretty fast
So kinda shuffle your feet
Get on the bus and pay your fare
And tell the driver that you're
Goin' to a Double Dutch Affair
Fe Fi Fo Fum
Well I'll be darn here it comes
The Double Dutch Bus is on the street
You'd better get off the curb
Move your feet

Bus fare trans-pass
That's the way my money lasts
Ain't got no car to get around
When I go to work I've gotta go downtown
Now I've missed my train
That's a darn shame
When I'm running late no sleep's to blame
If you've gotta wife you know I'm right
Gotta special man well I can understand
Uptown, downtown everybody's getting down
Say uptown say downtown
Well I've missed my bus I know I'm late
I've gotta do something I knio0w I hate
I'm gonna walk to work fifteen blocks
I already got a hole in my socks
Go ahead and laugh that's okay
Cause what I really wanna say
I got bad feet my corns hurt
To top it off I'm lost for work
Let me tell you what I say
When I'm dealing with the funky sidewalk
Let me show you how to walk
When I gotta do my funky walk
Let me tell you what I say
When I'm dealing with the funky sidewalk
I say sssssssss-sugar

(Rep with children)

Bip, bomp, bam alakazam
But only when you're grooving
With the Double Dutch Man
Put on your skates don't forget your rope
Cause I know I'm gonna see you
At my Double Dutch Show
Rebecca, Lolita, Veshawn and Dawn
Everytime you do the Double Dutch you really turn it on '
Bilzarbra, Mitzery, Milzetty, Kilsan
Titzommy, Kitzerrance, Kilzommy that's my man
Come on get on my Double Dutch Bus
(The Double Dutch Bus)

Let me hear you say do that
(Do that)
Let me hear you say Do that again
(Do that again)
Let me hear you say do the do
Let me hear you say do the do the do
Do the do, do do do do do

Owl_Eagle

"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in.  I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"

-Hillary Clinton

(Yes, she really said that

Peggy Noonan

The Case Against Hillary Clinton, pg 55)

[beyond the sea]

Great song........... by the original!

Thanks.

[beyond the sea]

Leanne Rimes singing "Nothing About Love Makes Sense". That song has been stuck in my head for a week!

You're very fortunate.

How would you like to have "Sweet Pea" by Tommy Roe stuck in your head? Yoi, double yoi!

[jocon307]

Now THAT is a rockin' tune!

[beyond the sea]

I don't like Neil Diamond.

Unhappily, Neil has never had anything nice to say about you either.......... other than you are on the correct website.

[SilentServiceCPOWife]

Hush, my baby, baby
Don't you cry
Mama's gonna check out all your girlfriends for you
Mama won't let anyone dirty get through
Mama's gonna wait up until you get in
Mama will always find out where you've been
Mama's gonna keep baby healthy and clean

[martin_fierro]

Eh, I just don't get it.

He's an accountant's or actuarial's idea of a Rock Star.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"Double Dutch Bus", get down with your funky self! I'll bet you are a "Super Freak" as well.

[Knitting A Conundrum]

I went to the dance just the other night,
I saw a girl there, she was outasight,
I asked a friend of mine who she could be,
she said that her friends just call her Sweet Pea...

[beyond the sea]

Karl Rove did it

Yes.............. and now they tell me that he came up in the minor leagues under Donald Segretti! Sad.

[najida]

Oh, sweet pea,
Won't ya go with me...
won't ya, won't ya, won't ya be my girllllll

(I think)....
Oh yeah,
And I am hearing "Mud On the Tires" in my sleep. ;)

[beyond the sea]

Is that 'Meatloaf' there?

[Knitting A Conundrum]

Kentucky woman
She shines with her own kind of light
She'd look at you once
And a day that's all wrong
looks all right
And I love her
God knows, I love her

Kentucky woman
If she get to know you
She goin' to own you
Kentucky woman

Well, she ain't the kind
Makes heads turn at the drop of her name
But something inside
That she's got turn you on just the same
And she loves me
God knows, she loves me

Kentucky woman
If she get to know you
She goin' to own you
Kentucky woman

I don't want much
The good Lord's earth beneath my feet
A gentle touch
From that one girl, and life is
Sweet and good
Ain't no doubt
I'm talkin' about

Kentucky woman
If she get to know you
She goin' to own you
Kentucky woman

[beyond the sea]

Gratuitous "Kerry is a DORK" post!

Seperated at birth.

Since I'm out in Fox Chapel I will have an update on Teraaaaaayza some time soon. Suffice it to say that she is laying low here now with a large supply of white raisins.

[areafiftyone]

[KidGlock]

Reminds me of teh romantic movie, Saving Silverman:

[rabidralph]

May your only son's sac provide the netting :-)

[beyond the sea]

He's an accountant's or actuarial's idea of a Rock Star.

Hell of a voice....... I hear you about the accountant thing........ that's most likely what the family had in mind.

But the guy handles a song.

[beyond the sea]

Kentucky woman.... If she get to know you..... She goin' to own you

Only if she gets a good lawyer.