Ellen DeGeneres Finds a New Love

The Miami Herald ^ | 12-15-04 | Unknown

[Slyfox]

This kind of phrasing is the sole reason why I don't get the newspaper anymore.

But despite instigating the split, DeGeneres is still heartbroken.

Makes me wanna grab the paper with one hand while stuffing it quickly in the trash
and taking my other hand and sticking it down my throat.

[atomicpossum]

I thought all they wanted was long-term relationships like marriage, because homosexuality is so stable and forever, donchaknow.

[NRA1995]

"she has done so to pursue a romance with 31-year-old Arrested Development star Portia de Rossi"

arrested development....about sums it up, I'd say

[VisualizeSmallerGovernment]

even if you want to stick with the chicks, you could do SOOOOO much better than Ellen!!!

Not really. Ellen's a media darling, and whoever she's dating becomes a hot commodity after the inevitable breakup. Once Ellen is through with you, you pretty much have your pick of the entire community.

[eeriegeno]

What a bunch of sick puppies!!!!

[Protagoras]

Don't worry, when the homos start to marry, the divorce rate won't go up.

[Constitution Day]

[durasell]

New Headline:

ELLEN DEGENERES FINDS NEW LOVE...STILL NOT VERY FUNNY.

[dmz]

But somehow, we are all inexorably drawn to read and comment.

[Bluegrass Conservative]

Actually, Arrested Development is a very good show. The writing is awesome. Too bad the general populace prefers crap like According to Jim.

[AaronInCarolina]

The whole thing smells fishy if you ask me.

You're bad!! Very bad!! ;-D

[NeoCaveman]

I'm guessing the man in the last pic is named Mr. Muncher....

[dmz]

You do. At least enough to read and comment.

[Bluegrass Conservative]

Once Ellen is through with you, you pretty much have your pick of the entire community.

Have you seen Portia de Rossi?? She should have her pick of the entire community already. I mean, we're not exactly talking Rosie or Melissa Etherige here.

[doug from upland]

"the two did not actually conjoin until they saw each other again at the music channel's awards show Dec. 1"
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Wouldn't it be just lovely to watch them "conjoin"?

[KevinDavis]

I agree. It is a good show..

[Constitution Day]

Edvard Munch.

These stories just make me want to Scream.

;^)

[JudyinCanada]

So true.

I have to say, though, that when I read the headline I actually thought she had "straightened" out, and I did want to read how that had happened.

I was all ready to be happy for her...I'm so naive.

[50sDad]

Carping again?

[TheGrimReaper]

ALERT