Police Dog Bites Nude Man in the Genitals

ap ^ | 12-8-04

[Dan from Michigan]

Police Dog Bites Nude Man in the Genitals

1 hour, 21 minutes ago Strange News - AP

MINNEAPOLIS - A naked man was bit in the genitals by a police dog while being arrested for running nude and entering homes in a Minneapolis neighborhood. The man was taken to the hospital for treatment of his injuries.

According to police reports, a police canine unit found the nude suspect shortly after noon Tuesday in a house on the 5400 block of Park Avenue South.

While the officer was ordering the suspect out of the house, the suspect began hitting him, police said.

The dog, which was still leashed, bit the suspect to protect the officer.

Officer Ron Reier, a department spokesman, said police dogs are trained to bite if their partner is attacked. However, dogs are not trained to bite in the groin area. Reier said the dog likely just jumped and bit the man, who was moving around at the time.

"The dog did what the dog is trained to do, and that is protect his handler," Reier said.

After the man was bit, he continued to attack officers and police used a stun gun before eventually restraining him, police said.

The dog was removed from street duty while the incident is being reviewed, and the suspect is in police custody, Reier said.

[Dan from Michigan]

Was the crook on PCP?

He had to be if he was taking on a cop with his dog next to him.

[ApesForEvolution]

...blue neighborhood...

[evets]

unnngh..

[Texas_Jarhead]

I sure hope they checked the dog out and made sure that he was ok.

[bushisdamanin04]

Is the dog part of the MPD "don't ask, don't tell" policy?

[mhking]

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

[Cicero]

They should probably give the dog a bit of mouth-spray.

[Focault's Pendulum]

Dog couldn't spell the word "bone".

[ArmedNReady]

Snausage!

[Mr. Mojo]

PCP

Could be. ....or a belligerent drunk. .....or just a psycho.

[baseballfanjm]

Ouch.

[rawhide]

Just thinking about this, I hurt, too. Ooowwwwww!!!!
It is like thinking about running your fingernails over a chalkboard!

[Harpo Speaks]

Nipped in the bud.

[ApesForEvolution]

...more like taking the pliers, attaching nails and mutilating yourself...

[rmmcdaniell]

This individual may be one of the lucky few to win a Darwin award and survive.

[traumer]

OUCH !!

[b4its2late]

snausages?? ;-)

[aShepard]

Woof! Woof!

Tasted like chicken!

[weegee]

What goes on in those K9 units when no one is watching???

[ApesForEvolution]

It's crackville down there...

[so_real]

BRUSH THAT DOGS TEETH !!!   then sharpen them ...

[aShepard]

......."in a Minneapolis neighborhood"......


Dog had a good aim.
Cold in Mineapolis this time of year.
Big shrinkage factor!

[Dan from Michigan]

Gives new meaning to the AC/DC song "Givin' the dog a bone"

[weegee]

...more like taking the pliers, attaching nails and mutilating yourself...

Isn't that what Alfred Kinsey died of in the end?

[processing please hold]

He probably mistook it for an Oscar Mayer wiener.

[SilentServiceCPOWife]

Darn! You beat me to it. :-)

[byteback]

Maybe the dog was a Cocker Spaniel?

[ApesForEvolution]

I'm not sure...he was a piece of work, now.

[weegee]

BRUSH THAT DOGS TEETH !!! then sharpen them ...

Dirty Teeth Can Kill You, U.S. Study Shows

[weegee]

They don't mention what he was doing in these peoples' homes. I suggest that they buy new tootbrushes.

[steveo]

Big shrinkage factor!

"I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when, in fact, it is all that it should be... And more!"

[HereInTheHeartland]

Give that dog a scooby snack...

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

A naked man was bit in the genitals by a police dog while being arrested for running nude and entering homes in a Minneapolis neighborhood.

Homes plural? And he remained unperforated until the dog got a hold of him? This is wrong on so many levels.

[loboinok]

Was it a wiener dog? Sorry folks...had to! :)

[Annie5622]

Haiku!!?? do I know you???

[weegee]

Kinsey & Ebert, At the Movies

His death in 1956 is attributed to "orchitis," which flowery word refers to a testicular infection that according to noted Kinsey debunker, Judith Reisman, Ph.D., "followed years of sadistic, orgiastic 'self-abuse.'"

[weegee]

Cocker Spaniel.

[Colonel_Flagg]

Was the crook on PCP?

Well, considering the guy had just been bit in the boojicles by a police dog and then needed to be subdued with a stun gun, I'd suspect some form of stimulation was at work.

[ApesForEvolution]

I just ate man...for the love of... lol

[Happygal]

English comedian Bob Carolgees used to have a ventriloquist dog called 'Spit', who loved Sausages.

Who knew he'd joined the police force! ;-)

[SandyInSeattle]

If I'm a police dog, and my handler is being threatened, I guess I go after whatever is obviously... um... available. Oh dear.

[Happygal]

``I just ate man...for the love of...''

Hmmm...that is one sentence I'd not post without ensuring proper punctuation! Hahaha! ;-)

[ApesForEvolution]

Puts 'shoestring tackle' seem silly...

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I had an email awhile back showing a guy with his scrotum ripped open by a police dog.........it was really gross and made all the males in my household say, "Oh, man......."

[weegee]

Part of that "research/pleasure principle" that will NOT be mentioned at the Academy Awards next year. The left thinks that we don't want to see a film about Kinsey because he helped to "normalize" society's acceptance of homosexuals. That is among the least of his accomplishments.

That no one wants to discuss how he died shows just how outside of the mainstream that quack was.

[ApesForEvolution]

LOL

I just ate, man...

[ApesForEvolution]

Puts=Makes

[Dan from Michigan]

(cringes) That's too graphic.

[ItsForTheChildren]

It's crackville down there...

I think the dog bit him on the "other end of town."

[weegee]

Was he on Cialis at the time?